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Yes, Methrobium has been known to eat messengers who arrive with bad news, and then congratulate himself on giving them a relatively quick and painless death. 😀😛
Well, this package should provide ample revenge for all those messengers. It probably won't kill him, but it will not be pretty, not if I made the thing right. 😀
*Methrobium brings package back to his inner lair at DoomSpyre.*
Methrobium: Hmmmmmmmm package says "WUV, HUGS AND KISSES from your friends kurchatovium, THE THREAD, THE POST, HDS, Milagros and General Zod." Obviously some pathetic attempt to reconcile with me in hopes I will spare the puny lives. HAHAHAHA Fools. I suppose it does not hurt to pen the package and see what is inside.
*Methrobium opens package and a little camera flirts out then there is a big boom.*
KABOOOM!!!!
Methrobium: AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY FACE IT BURNS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE PAIN!!!!!
*half of Methrobium's face is burned off and flesh is hanging all over actually its kinda an imporvement over the way he looked before.*
Methrobium: DAMN THOSE FOOL THEY SHALL PAY FOR THIS WITH THEIR VERY LIVES. SUCH INSOLENCE. THEY WILL ALL DIE HORRIBLE DEATHS.
*Methrobium goes to look for a box of massive Demon band-aids*
Wow! Looks like the THREAD's upgrades turned HDS' boom into a kaboom! That's, like, ten times better. 😛 Ah well, HDS' work is done for the night. He's off to be lazy and sleep. A Merry Christmas to all and...wait, wrong season. Good tidings to all then! 😀