The Self Referential Thread

[His Divine Shadow]

I imagine he his further within the inner castle. I've seen no dragon, giant, or vampire analogues as of yet, so I suspect he is gathered with them farther in. HDS has a plan, however. Khairn's illusions are powerful but, because they have no effect on this one, I may be able to turn them against him. If I can time an ancient curse just right, I should be able to turn his illusion against him and cause him and his demons to believe that their fellows are their enemies. They should then tear each other up for us. 😀 To do that, though, we have to find them first.

 

[General Zod]

Good to see ya'll are doing great down there Need me and Milagros to do anything up here? Need anything? 😀 😀 😛

 

[herotickle]

Hey, wut about me? I can do something else besides tickling you know!

And before you even say it, Zod, I bow to no one. Just letting you know.😀

 

[kurchatovium]

General Zod, you and milagros stay alert I am sure Methrobium has some tricks. 😀 He might summon more demons or use other dark magics. Its hard to say but I am certain more than likely he will try something so stay on guard. Also you seem to have a new recruit there in herotickle. Sign him up and let him help us wipe out the demons.


Ok HDS sounds like a good plan. Lets go in further. This cycle has a scanner in it and I am picking up something north by north east of here. Hop on my friend.

😀 😀 😛

 

[herotickle]

*I glare.*

Ok, I'll sign up, but I will not bow to him. *I point to Zod.* No way. No how.

 

[His Divine Shadow]

A feisty recruit too. 😀


*Hops on and produces another fruity drink from who knows where* After Khairn, we should be able to race through whatever defenses remain and reach Methrobium's chambers. We needn't delay and kill all of the demons here; after all, we'd never reach Methrobium. He'd be able to flee first. HDS will stop any remaining forces once you've entered the chambers and sealed the door.

 

[General Zod]

*I glare.*

Ok, I'll sign up, but I will not bow to him. *I point to Zod.* No way. No how.

*hands herotickle a demonsweeper automatic shotgun and some holy hand grenades*

The demon sweeper has a clip of 50 rounds in it The shells that it fires has concentrated holy water in it The holy hand grenades are filled with expolsives and concentrated holy water They are very useful for killing demon troops easily

The demon officers take a bit longer to kill Usually we have to rip out their hearts and destroy those hearts

The demons are the bad guys Us and the vorpal bunnies are the good guys 😀 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Fiesty indeed. 😀 😀

Ok HDS sounds good. The signal of CHISYM beings is coming stronger we should see something soon.

*looks ahead and see seventy foot being with a large Warhammer.*

You think that seventy foot giant there counts as one of those beings HDS? 😉 😀 😛

😀 😀 😛

 

[herotickle]

*I smirk.*

Just leave these bozos to me. They may be demons, but I can handle them. Just get through.

*I pull out a sword from no one knows where from and sling it over my shoulder.*

And Zod, you can keep your toys. Despite how I look, I have plenty of tricks up my sleeves. You just find a way through and kill whoever it is you want to kill.

*I stand ready to attack the giant.*

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Pauses mid-sip* Indeed it is. 😀 See if we can avoid him until we find Khairn. I'd rather have as many alive as possible when I reverse his illusions so as to ensure that they beat each other to a pulp. 😛

 

[General Zod]

*I smirk.*

Just leave these bozos to me. They may be demons, but I can handle them. Just get through.

*I pull out a sword from no one knows where from and sling it over my shoulder.*

And Zod, you can keep your toys. Despite how I look, I have plenty of tricks up my sleeves. You just find a way through and kill whoever it is you want to kill.

*I stand ready to attack the giant.*

Please lose the attitude We are up on the ships HDS and Kurch are planet side Don't mess with a man who has heat vision

 

[herotickle]

*I slump disappointed.*

Oh come on! I could destroy these things easily! Just let me get them! My guess is we have to do this as fast as possible, so wouldn't it be smarter to leave someone behind to distract these buggers?

*I wait for an answer.*

 

[kurchatovium]

Gotcha HDS. This bike has cloaking so I am activating it now. Remember we will only be invisible as long as we do not take any offensive action. That includes any kind of magics or priest spells. I will take us in closer. Let me know what you spot Khairn. We will thn proceed from there. 😀 😀 😛

 

[herotickle]

*I cough, gaining the attention.*

Where's my answer?

*I point at Zod*

Don't mess with a guy who has seen the bottom of Hell itself.

 

[General Zod]

*I slump disappointed.*

Oh come on! I could destroy these things easily! Just let me get them! My guess is we have to do this as fast as possible, so wouldn't it be smarter to leave someone behind to distract these buggers?

*I wait for an answer.*

It is the job of HDS and Kurch to fight planet side Kurch alone will be fighting Methrobium It is our job to fight any demons who try to come here and mess with things

 

[His Divine Shadow]

They just got back from Hell, actually. Cleaned it all out, from Satan on down. 😀

*To Kurch*
We're getting closer...I can feel a distortion. Be warned that Khairn will likely see through the cloak, although the others will not. *Senses something* Kurchman, turn right slightly...

 

[kurchatovium]

*turns the cylce slightly right.*

I sense something now too but I be darned if I see anything. Perhaps you can make something out.

😀 😀 😛

 

[herotickle]

*I groan.*

Man, I came to kick Demon ass, and all I get are the stupid leftovers...

*I look to the right.*

What can you sense, HDS?

 

[General Zod]

*I groan.*

Man, I came to kick Demon ass, and all I get are the stupid leftovers...

*I look to the right.*

What can you sense, HDS?

You will in good time young man I too wish I was planet side I think there will be lots more battles when this one is done 😀 😀

 

[kurchatovium]

Hey dont worry guys I got a feeling Methrobium will be sending a lot of action up there so be on guard. He is most likely gonna try to delay me from killing him as long as possible so he can summon even more evil. 😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

All ships,be on alert We may have visitors soon All troops and medical personell in sickbay please report to the secret hiding places All regular troops please set up the ambushes

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Hmm....*Concentrates* Ah, even now he hides himself. *Hops off the bike as Kurch skids to a halt. Speaks to what appears to be empty air* So, Khairn, the same tricks?

*A voice from nowhere calls out. Linking his own vision with the other fighters, HDS shares what he can see. A small demon, covered in shamantic talismans, sits on a boulder staring directly at Kurchatovium.*
Heh, so you can see me. Well, I will make it so my forces can see your friend there. Try and stop me!
*Khairn begins waving his arms and chanting. HDS brings his hands together and draws a symbol in the air, concluding just as Khairn finishes his spell. Instantly, the demons look at each other with new eyes*

Khairn: What is this!? I am surrounded by enemies! No matter, I'll kill all of you!

*Khairn and his demons begins to attack each other viciously*

HDS: Kurchman, we should make for the inner chambers before the reversal wears off. *HDS hops back onto the chopper just as the giant brings his warhammer down upon the head of a fearsome dragon*

 

[kurchatovium]

I suggest you all stay on Red Alert until this is over. Once Methrobium is dead everything should be back to normal soon. I hope 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, staying on Red Alert even though all the demons that previously materialized on my ship are dead. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Ok HDS. Hold on tight I am using the thrusters again. 😀 😀

*turns bike for the innerost chambers and starts bike. The thrusters roar and the bike rips over terrain heading toward the innermost chambers.*

Aside from all the monsters and demons this is on sweet ride. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

*in the background countless thousands of monsters are beating up and killing one another.*

Spell is working good HDS. Great job.

😀 😀 😛