The Self Referential Thread

[General Zod]

*all at once the warning klaxon sounds*

*attention all personell Demons onboard*

*all battle troops,head for the cargo bay*

Here we go again folks Now's your chance herotickle

 

[His Divine Shadow]

I can't take much credit. Khairn did most of the work. I just reconfigured a little. 😛 I'll have to thank him if he survives long enough to make it up to the inner chambers. *Manages to continue sipping his drink as the bike roars along*

 

[kurchatovium]

Ahhhhhhhhh you are too modest my friend. 😀 😀

We should be at the Castle soon I think. I can see on the scanner now. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

No new demons have materialized here. Let's hope it stays that way. 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

*quickly teleports to the rear of the demon formation on my ship and starts blasting away with every weapon in my hands* 😀 😀

 

[His Divine Shadow]

The final conflict draws near. I sense many demons in the castle, but none directly between us and the larger presence of Methrobium. With any luck we will miss them and you can enter the inner chambers unassailed. Then HDS can perform what he is best at: clean up. 😀

 

[General Zod]

Got a bunch on mine Milagros 😀 😀

 

[General Zod]

* is merrily busy destroying demons in my cargo bay* 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

I'm teleporting some of my fighters to your ship to help with the demons you've got, General Zod. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

*stops bike at the Castle DoomSpyre's door. The Castle is dark forboding place a sick mixture of rotting flesh, fiery lava, and brimstone. The castle walls pulsate and move, its as if the castle is also made of tortured souls from other worlds. Listening carefully at times you can even hear screams or moans or pleas from the very Castle itself.*

Man this is one very evil Castle HDS. This place makes Satan's Lair look like Disneyland. 😀 😀 😛

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Sprays some air freshener* Indeed, what a grotesque abode...I suppose we have to go in, eh? 😀


*Calls up to the fleet* Good luck everyone! *Sends a squad of Elite Guard troops to General Zod's vessel, not that he needs help. 😛*

 

[General Zod]

Thanks Milagros I wonder where our newest ally,Herotickle,is? 😀 😀

 

[milagros317]

You're welcome, General Zod. I've kept enough in case some demons show up here. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

My scanner on the bike is picking some more materializations coming your way. This time towards mils ships.


Yup I suppose so. 😀 Opens the large door. Sees sign on door that says "Wipe your feet or dont either way you will probably die here."

😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Two demons have materialized on the bridge of my ship. Teleporting there now. 😀 😛

 

[His Divine Shadow]

At least he's honest about it, no? 😀 *Puts away his fruity drink and follows the Kurchman*

 

[General Zod]

* finally finishes off the last demon onboard the ship*

*Thanks for sending some troops over HDS and Milagros 😀 😀

 

[General Zod]

* sends some troops over to assist Milagros* 😀 😀

 

[milagros317]

Both of the demons on the bridge are fire-breathers. We begin by blasting both of them with dozens of concentrated holy water bombs. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

True I suppose it does also keep away the traveling salesman as well. 😀 😀

*kurch and HDS enter the Castle. The inside of the castle is still very dark and forboding but is piled up with treasure from all over the cosmos.*

*Out of the corner of his eye kurch spots somethings materializing.*

Looks like Summoning Demons HDS. Lets take them out before we are up to our eyeballs in demons. These guys can even Summon more Summoners so they can get very deadly very quickly.

*Casts two spells of CREATOR's BLAST. Killing some of the summoners instantly and knocking the others off their feet.* 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Both demons howl with agony as the holy water bombs hit them. We then fire dozens of DemonBlaster missles into them. 😀 😛

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Bah. Worthless buggers. *Produces small throwing daggers and impales the remaining demons* We need to be quick, Kurchman. Once you're inside it matters not how many are summoned; HDS'll kill all of them. But each moment delayed here is a moment Methrobium can recharge his troops. *Moves into the castle, killing anything that so much as shifts*

 

[herotickle]

*I groan.*

Screw this! I should be down there killing all of those demons with them!

*Another demon comes on to the ship, attempts to sneak up behind me, but is killed instantly with one swipe of my sword.*

I hate this...

 

[milagros317]

The two demons have been ripped open by the DemonBlaster missles. We proceed to incinerate their hearts with blow torches. 😀 😛

The demons evaporate into thin air. They died pretty easily. I have a feeling that Methrobium has used up all his really tough demons, and the second string is what materialized.

 

[General Zod]

Let's hear it for second stringers