The Self Referential Thread

[kurchatovium]

Time to continue our exploration of Level 7. 😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

I have stocked up on Holy light hand grenades and bombs To be sure,I also have a lot of wooden stakes that have concentrated holy water in them 😀 😀

 

[kurchatovium]

Good General Zod I have a feeling we are really gonna need them down here. 😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

Please keep in mind that vampires are very fast We must be even faster 😀 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Yes that is very true General Zod. Thanks for the reminder. 😀 😀 😛

 

[Red_Feather]

I've never posted in this thread before.

 

[kurchatovium]

Welcome to The Self Referential Thread. 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

Alarm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Massive Bogies Headed This Way!!!!!!! Some Running And Some Flying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Red_Feather]

I wonder if the rules are the same as the first post, or whether they've mutated since then into something unrecognisable.

 

[kurchatovium]

Things have changed a bit but have become much more fun. 😀 😀 😛

 

[Red_Feather]

That's good to hear. I wasn't going to go trailoing through all the posts, I don't have the days to spare. 😛

 

[General Zod]

Multiple vampires coming in folks I will take care of the ones flying Ya'll take care of the ground forces 😀 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

It takes a little while to get the hang of things though. 😀 😀 😛


All troops on alert we have vampires coming in. Be ready for attack. 😀 😀

 

[General Zod]

*hands Red Feather some Holy light hand grenades*

Throw these at the vampires They will destroy them 😀 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

*kurch quickly cast two spells of CREATOR's Blessing and then quickly casts two spells of CREATOR's TURN UNDEAD. The latter two spell knock the vampires back and injures many of them.*

They are coming in fast. Watch out.

<marquee> </marquee>

 

[Red_Feather]

'...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this, Thy hand grenade, that with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits... in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu...'

Could we hurry this up a bit please?

'... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.'

*Counts to three and lobs the grenade at the vampires*

 

[General Zod]

*starts throwing wooden stakes loaded with concntrated holy water too fast for the human eye to see at the flying enemies* 😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

'...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this, Thy hand grenade, that with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits... in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu...'

Could we hurry this up a bit please?

'... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.'

*Counts to three and lobs the grenade at the vampires*

He fits right in doesn't he Kurch? 😀 😀

 

[kurchatovium]

Yes I quite agree General Zod. He fits in perfectly. 😀 😛

 

[Red_Feather]

*Pulls out his limited edition copy Tim staff and points it at the enemy. A group of special effects gaffers kill a load vampires by means of pyrotechnology.*

Thanks for the welcome guys. I'm from England, so being odd is perfectly normal for me...

Arrrrrgh! Paradox! Get it off me, get it off me! 😱

 

[General Zod]

*uses shotgun that fires special shells at the flying vampires * 😀 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Heads up everyone gonna cast some fireball spells.

*kurch casts two spells of CREATOR's FIREY WRATH and then quickly casts another two spells of the same thing. The 4 fireballs careen down the dungeon hallway and slam into the vampires injuring many of them and killing a number as well.*

Be alert everyone as General Zod has said Vampires are fast. 😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

*starts using heat vision to melt as many of them as quickly as possible* 😀 😀 😛

 

[Red_Feather]

*summons his møøse companion, which proceeds to lay into the Vampires*.

 

[kurchatovium]

We gotten rid of about 40% of them everyone. Still lots of work to do. Glad to have you onboard Red Feather. 😀 😛

Watch out troops gonna try out a new spell.

*kurch casts CREATOR's HOLY MALESTROM. A large blast shoots out from kurch Staff Of Ages. The blasts rockets like a hurricane down the halls drenching the vampires in holy water and CREATOR's Light. The blast kncks the vampires way back and the combination of the blast and holy water and divine light destroys many of them.*

The number are down to about 20% everyone. We are doing well. 😀 😛