The Self Referential Thread

[General Zod]

Outstanding spell Kurch

*tears into the remaining vampires and kills many using heat vision and throwing grenades* 😀 😀 😛

 

[Red_Feather]

*Watches as his møøse savages a hapless vampire. Takes out a bag of rice, scattering it over the ground in front of the vampires. They all bend down and compulsively begin counting.*

Ha! How's THAT for a knowledge of folk traditions!

*Takes a sacred shotgun and begins picking off the helpless vampires*.

 

[kurchatovium]

A most excellent job Red Feather. Sure glad you happened by. 😀 😀 😛

*kurch mediatates and enters the martial art state of the Vorpal Bunny and with lighting fast speed plunges his divine staff into the as many as the vampires as he can as they count the rice.*

 

[General Zod]

*while the vampires are distracted,I blast at them with heat vision,melting them* 😀 😀

 

[Red_Feather]

*Turns on a tap, causing a small stream of water to run across the ground. A vampire comes up to the edge of the water and looks down, stopped in his tracks. He looks up...*

BLAM!

+100

 

[kurchatovium]

*kurch casts another two spells of CREATOR's TURN UNDEAD. This combined with Red Feather and General Zod's efforts destroys the last of vampires.*

Excellent work everyone. The vampires are all gone. 😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

Great work with the spells Kurch

Welcome to our quest Red Feather Great job on destroying those evil vampires 😀 😀 😛

 

[Red_Feather]

*Red is about to speak when a menu pops up in front of his eyes, blocking his vision*

CONGRATULATIONS!

Level up!

*Red takes another level of 'Loremaster'*

Good work everyone. 😀

 

[kurchatovium]

Thanks General Zod. You did an excellent job yourself and Red Feather did a grand job as well. 😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

I wonder what they were trying to prevent us from seeing 😀 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Not sure yet General Zod. They may just be here to prevent us from getting to Level 8 or there may indeed be things here they are trying to prevent us from getting too. We must explore this level further however thats for certain. 😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

*sets scanners on high* 😀 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Not sure what we will run into here but be on the lookout for more vampires. Often there is a lead vampire that lets the lower ones do most of his/her dirty work. 😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

Usually they are the most dangerous 😀 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Yes head vampires dont die or I should say don't die again very easily. 😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

My scanners haven't picked up anything yet 😀 😀

 

[Red_Feather]

*Wanders over to a door and opens a hatch in it*

'Anything in here?'

'No, zere isn't anysing in here. Go avay.'

'Ah, fair enough.'

*Goes to walk away, lore sense tingles*

'Hang on a minute...'

 

[kurchatovium]

Uh oh I think I am picking up something where Red Feather was even though the man there said there was nothing there.

😀 😀 😛

 

[Red_Feather]

*Is lifted off his feet, along with the wreckage of the door, as the head vampire comes through, shredding wood with his claws*

'Mnyaah ha ha!'

 

[General Zod]

*instantly goes on alert* 😀 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

*kurch teleports to where Red Feather is*

Watch out everyone these suckers are hard to kill.

*kurch sprays holy water into the Head Vampires eyes. The vampire roars and in pain and knocks kurch back with his claws.*

😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

*quickly throws a staff filled with concentrated holy water into his right knee cap and presses the button to release the holy water*

Hopefully that'll slow him down 😀 😀 😛

 

[Red_Feather]

*Lands in a heap of wrecked door. Winded, Red climbs to his knees*

Hmm, I need a weapon. Where could I find a handily splintered piece of wood?

*Looks down*

*Red gains Weapon: Stake*

Thank you adventure game logic. 😛

*Charges into the fray*

 

[kurchatovium]

*the head vampire morphs into a bat and flies quickly away at first and then flies at breakneck speed towards the party.*

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Watch out.

*kurch casts two spells of CREATOR's TURN UNDEAD and knock the bat/head vampire back*

Hit him hard everyone. 😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

*While the head vampire roars in pain I shove a few grenades down his throat and clamps his mouth shut* 😀 😀 😛