The Self Referential Thread

[drew70]

Is this THE THREAD? Wow!

 

[milagros317]

A new day has dawned, and I'm sure it will be a fine one for our Armada. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Be no longer afraid. Be no longer cold. Be no longer in the dark. It is time for us all to be together as one. Book Of Justice 4:4, The Book Of THREAD.

😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Yet another excellent quote from The Book of THREAD. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Thanks mils. 😀 😀 😛 😛

 

[milagros317]

THE THREAD is supremely wise, so it makes sense that the quotes are all wise. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

It does help to be wise when making quotes. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

It helps a lot, in fact. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

For example the quote:

A rolling potato gathers no porcupines Oookie Oookie 4:12, The Book Of Ninnies

Not nearly as wise or useful.

😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

I would have to agree with you, but I am not familiar with Ookie Ookie. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

No not many people are but then again since the book is not very wise at all it does not really matter. 😀 😀 😛 😛

 

[milagros317]

Have many ninnies contributed their unwise thoughts to that book? 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Considering the book has over 5000 Chapters I would be inclined to say yes. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

That sounds like quite a long book to me. I will refrain from buying a copy. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

A wise man once said "Stupidity knows no boundaries" so it is most wise not to buy a copy of The Book Of Ninnies which weighs over 300 pounds by the way. Also the expression "Stupidity knows no boundaries is not to be found in The Book Of Ninnies. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Is there a paperback edition that weighs less than 300 pounds? Not that I would buy that either. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Th regular edition weighs 300 pounds, the only other edition is printed on lead slabs and weighs 300 tons. The authors of The Book Of Ninnies are not very bright. 😀 😀 😛

 

[His Divine Shadow]

In its defense, there aren't many nasties that would survive dropping that book upon them. 😀

 

[kurchatovium]

True HDS. It does make an excellent weapon and the Lead Slab edition does have the honor of being the book most dropped on nasty beings. 😀 😀 😛

 

[His Divine Shadow]

As well as being able to shield one from heavy radiation. 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Great to see you here, HDS. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

As well as being able to shield one from heavy radiation

Probably explains why the book is most popular with X-ray Technicians across the cosmos. 😀 😀 😛

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Good thing those technicians don't substitute it for lead aprons, of course. 😛

Always fun to pop in, Milagros 'ol sport, although I may vanish at any time tonight. 😀

 

[milagros317]

It must cost a lot to ship the lead edition across the galaxy. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Just as a point of reference. Here is another quote from The Book Of Ninnies:

A crowbar that can sing is like a flying turnip with no friends. Silly Snergles 2:124, The Book Of Ninnies.