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The Self Referential Thread

*kurch casts three spells of CREATOR's DIVINE SANCTUARY on the away team.*

Here it comes.

ATTACK!!!!
 
*goes for the tail of this beast and tries to rip it off before it stings anyone* 😀 😛
 
*gets the tail of the beast off and closes the wound with heat vision* I don't think he liked that very much 😀 😛
 
*Takes two Gatling Crossbows on in each arm (named QUICK VENGENCE) and fires at the thorax of the nasty beast. Thurin goes after the large monster with the large two handed broadsword. Thurin quickly and adeptly strikes at the beasts upper body.* 😀 😛
 
*shoves some Holy Hand Grenades down it's throat and clamps down it's mouth* 😀 😛
 
*kurch finsihes unleashing all the arrows from QUICK VENGENCE and uses his Swords of Divine Dimension to attack the main body of the beast openning up many large gaping wounds. Thurin continues to attack the beast and slices off all of the nasy beings legs so its totally unable to escape.*

😀 😀 😛
 
*General Zods grenades go off and blow the lower part of the beasts jaw off completely.*

The undead monster is really hurt now. Should not take much more to finish him off everyone. 😀 😀 😛 😛
 
If I'm not too late, I fire off a huge salvo of a hundred new improved Celestial Canons at the monster. 😀 😛
 
*Currently for all those tuning in. We are engaged in a battle with a mutant undead monster inside a corridor that hooks together two llarge planets. The Armada's away team seems to have the upper edge at this point*

😀 😀 😛
 
*The monster reels from the torpedo attacks and the beast is severely hurt. The beasts eyes begin to glow and a strange dark beam issues forth from its eyes causing all it glances at to decay into ash.*

Watch out for those beams everyone they are mighty nasty.

*kurch casts three spells of CREATOR's TURN UNDEAD which blast inot the creature and do more damage.*

😀 😀 😛
 
*ducks away from beams*
*launches a dozen more torpedos right into the monster's thighs and groin*
😀 😛
 
*Thurin continues his assault with his two handed broadsword of compressed hyperlightning to the beasts upperbody and does much damage. The beast does appear to be able to regenerate though and seems to keep coming back. kurch cast the spell CREATOR's DIVINE GLANCE and two beams of laser like CREATION energy isssue from his eyes. He focuses the beams right at the monsters dark beams and the two beams of ligh and dark seem to battle it our.* 😀 😛

(having lots of problems posting today for some reason 😛 )
 
*pours another dozen torpedos into the monster's belly* 😀 😛

Now that the TMF's been down for maintenance, it should be must faster for you.
 
*the bombs mils pours into the monster explode and blast a large gaping hole into the monster. kurch's CREATION energy gaze begins to win out over the bdark beam. Thruin begins do much damage to the beasts now exposed insides. * 😀 😀 😛

(yes it somewhat faster now, at least I can post hehehe 😛 )
 
*fires another dozen torpedos into the gaping wound in the monster* 😀 😛
 
*kurch's CREATION energy vision wins out and knocks back the dark beams back into the beasts head. There is a large amout of rumbling and strange noises from the scorpion like beast and then suddenly the beasts head explodes.*

Toss a few vod grenades at it Mils then clear back. Thats should take care of it. Clear back Thurin. 😀 😀 😛
 
*The party clears back and the void grenades go off creating a blast radius of about 35 feet. The blast sucks all matter in area in and destroys the Dwarven/Zombie/Scorpion undead monster for good. The beast is dead.*

Good work Mils. Good work General Zod. Good work Thurin. Fantastic job everyone.

😀 😀 😛
 
Great job yourself, Kurch, those spells of yours really did the job. 😀 😛
 
Thanks mils. Thurin did a grand job as well 😀 😀 😛

(still having problems posting 😛 )
 
This realm has an endless supply of monsters to be destroyed, it seems. 😀 😛

(Seems to have gotten worse and then better again for me.)
 
Yes there are rather a lot of monsters here. 😀 😀 😛

(It was varying for me too for awhile then it cut out completely and I could not post at all. Only just got back on. I blame the server demons. 😛 😛 )
 
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