The Self Referential Thread

[kurchatovium]

Suddenly from out of nowhere several large grappling hooks shoot out and hit Giant Robo. The hooks hit with a tremendous force knocking Giant Robo back and severly denting is plate armor.

Hmmmmmmmmmm a robot I can feel it appears you are not such fools as I had thought. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA PAINSTORM does enjoy a challenge HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH.

*kurch casts a several spells of CREATOR's MAGIC SHIELDING around the compact away team to help protect them.*

😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

Giant Robo will do us a lot of good here. 😀 😛

He sure will 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

Hey PainStorm

You are the gayest monster since gay came to gaytown😀

*he sends some metal objects out my way,which I knock down to the ground after dodging them*

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH What a great attack 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

*PainStorm evokes many large spear like blades which shoot up from the ground underneath Kurch. Kurch quickly dodges the massive blades which arise over 30 feet into the air.*

*Kurch casts a new spell CREATOR's GREATEST COSMIC CALAMITY and a massive swarm of singularities blast into PainStorm driving him back and knocking him to the ground. The swarm does decent damage but the Cennobite is quite quite strong.*

😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

*PainStorm evokes many large spear like blades which shoot up from the ground underneath Kurch. Kurch quickly dodges the massive blades which arise over 30 feet into the air.*

*Kurch casts a new spell CREATOR's GREATEST COSMIC CALAMITY and a massive swarm of singularities blast into PainStorm driving him back and knocking him to the ground. The swarm does decent damage but the Cennobite is quite quite strong.*

😀 😀 😛

Great spell my friend 😀 😛

*Giant Rob picks this fool up by the throat,then hits him twice in the mouth with the force of a couple A bombs*

* I circle him looking for any weak spots*

 

[kurchatovium]

BWAHAHAHAHHAAH SUCH SPIRIT HAHAHAHAHAHA IT WILL BE SUCH JOY TO SPILL YOUR BLOOD OVER THIS MOST EVIL PLACE HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA


*PainStorm sends a massive wave of monstrous machete like blades which shoot out over the landscape. Most of the away team dodges the blades but one of them cuts of one of Harry's 27 heads.*

*Harry retaliates by swinging is SuperGiant WARHAMMER Of GODLY DESTRUCTION a giant 40 ft hammer that even Harry need both arms to wield. The hammer smashes into PainStorm with trmendous might and knocks PainStorm back a 100 yards and to the ground. The Cennobite is noticably hurt by this blow.*

😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

BWAHAHAHAHHAAH SUCH SPIRIT HAHAHAHAHAHA IT WILL BE SUCH JOY TO SPILL YOUR BLOOD OVER THIS MOST EVIL PLACE HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA


*PainStorm sends a massive wave of monstrous machete like blades which shoot out over the landscape. Most of the away team dodges the blades but one of them cuts of one of Harry's 27 heads.*

*Harry retaliates by swinging is SuperGiant WARHAMMER Of GODLY DESTRUCTION a giant 40 ft hammer that even Harry need both arms to wield. The hammer smashes into PainStorm with trmendous might and knocks PainStorm back a 100 yards and to the ground. The Cennobite is noticably hurt by this blow.*

😀 😀 😛

BOOYAHH Harry Great one 😀 😛

*Giant Robo follows up the attack with some Holy Light missiles at the impact area*

 

[kurchatovium]

MY MY THIS IS MY LUCKY DAY. THIS IS THE FIRST GOOD WORKOUT I HAVE HAD SINCE THE CREATION OF THE ANDROMEDA GALAXY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAH

*kurch thinks to himself man this listening ot this guy is more torment the anything sheesh.*

*PainStorm shoots massive barbed chains in all directions. kurch quickly grabs one of the chains and uses the force of it against PainStorm. Kurch twirls the chain quickly swinging Painstorm up a 100 feet into the air and then slamming him into the ground with massive force.*

Ooooooooooooo looks like that one hurt. I can play the Pain Game too 😀
says Kurch.

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[General Zod]

MY MY THIS IS MY LUCKY DAY. THIS IS THE FIRST GOOD WORKOUT I HAVE HAD SINCE THE CREATION OF THE ANDORMEDA GALAXY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAH

*kurch thinks to himself man this listening ot this guy is more torment the anything sheesh.*

*PainStorm shoots massive barbed chains in all directions. kurch quickly grabs one of the chains and uses the force of it against PainStorm. Kurch twirls the chain quickly swinging Painstorm up a 100 feet into the air and then slamming him into the ground with massive force.*

Ooooooooooooo looks like that one hurt. I can play the Pain Game too 😀
says Kurch.

😀 😀 😛

His voice is annoying,ain't it? Must be union rules for evil beings Another great spell I wonder how hard I can hit this fool?


*hits this chump with all of my power in an uppercut to his jaw*

*he goes up about a mile into the air*

*I meet him in the air and I use both fists to slam him back down to the ground*f

 

[kurchatovium]

*PainStorm evokes a massive wave of WARAXES which hurtle out in all directions and one of the WARAXES lops off another head of Harry's*

*Harry retaliates again by swinging is SuperGiant WARHAMMER Of GODLY DESTRUCTION a giant 40 ft hammer that even Harry need both arms to wield. The hammer smashes into PainStorm with trmendous might and knocks PainStorm back a 100 yards and to the ground.*

Man I am getting pissed this asswipe cost me two heads. says Harry

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[General Zod]

*PainStorm evokes a massive wave of WARAXES which hurtle out in all directions and one of the WARAXES lops off another head of Harry's*

*Harry retaliates again by swinging is SuperGiant WARHAMMER Of GODLY DESTRUCTION a giant 40 ft hammer that even Harry need both arms to wield. The hammer smashes into PainStorm with trmendous might and knocks PainStorm back a 100 yards and to the ground.*

Man I am getting pissed this asswipe cost me two heads. says Harry

😀 😀 😛

I'll make sure you got plenty of your favorite drinks when this is done Harry😀 😛

*Giant Robo lets loose a huge Holy Light missile barrage at the enemy doing great damage*

Kurch,I think there are some cracks in PainStorm's armor 😀

 

[kurchatovium]

*PainStorm shoots a massive wave of razor sharp boomerangs which the away team all dodges amazingly*

*Kurch casts another spell CREATOR's GREATEST COSMIC CALAMITY and a massive swarm of singularities blast into PainStorm driving him back and knocking him to the ground. The swarm does decent damage but the Cennobite is quite quite strong.*

😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

* I see a real small crack in his armor and exploit it by using heat vision*

*PainStorm screams* 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

I'll make sure you got plenty of your favorite drinks when this is done Harry😀 😛

*Giant Robo lets loose a huge Holy Light missile barrage at the enemy doing great damage*

Kurch,I think there are some cracks in PainStorm's armor 😀

Yes I think we are wearing him down 😀 It about time he was annoying me to death 😛

*Kurch casts yet another spell CREATOR's GREATEST COSMIC CALAMITY and a massive swarm of singularities blast into PainStorm driving him back and knocking him to the ground. The swarm does decent damage but the Cennobite is quite quite strong.*

😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

Well,at least he has stopped talking We must be doing something right 😀 😛

*Giant Robo hits him with his fists many times really hurting PainStorm*

 

[kurchatovium]

*PainStorm now noticably banged up evokes a massive spell spiked balls however Giant Robo blocks most of these with his heavy plate armor and the few that get past him are easily dodged by the rest of the Away team*

HAHAHAHAHAHAH DONT GET YOUR HOPES UP. I AM THE IMMORTAL PAINSTORM. DESTROYER OF FLESH. DESTROYER OF WORLDS.


*Sigh this guy dont shut up do he.*

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[General Zod]

*PainStorm now noticably banged up evokes a massive spell spiked balls however Giant Robo blocks most of these with his heavy plate armor and the few that get past him are easily dodged by the rest of the Away team*

HAHAHAHAHAHAH DONT GET YOUR HOPES UP. I AM THE IMMORTAL PAINSTORM. DESTROYER OF FLESH. DESTROYER OF WORLDS.


*Sigh this guy dont shut up do he.*

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He sure won't Time to break his jaw 😀 😛

*grabs some of those spiked balls and throws them with all of my power into his face and jaw*

 

[kurchatovium]

I have really had it with this guy. 😀

*kurch charges the Cennobite Lord with his Staff Of Ages and impales the demon through his chest onto his staff. kurch then slams the Cennobite into the ground. This inflict a massive hole into the demon's chest in which you can see the beating of a mechanical heart made of demon plate armor.*

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[kurchatovium]

Go for his exposed Heart everyone that should end this battle. 😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

I have really had it with this guy. 😀

*kurch charges the Cennobite Lord with his Staff Of Ages and impales the demon through his chest onto his staff. kurch then slams the Cennobite into the ground. This inflict a massive hole into the demon's chest in which you can see the beating of a mechanical heart made of demon plate armor.*

😀 😀 😛

Bravo Kurch 😀 😛

*Giant Robo reaches into the opening and rips out that mechanical heart*

 

[kurchatovium]

Have Giant Robo crush his heart. He has the strength to shatter it I think.

*Kurch casts another spell CREATOR's GREATEST COSMIC CALAMITY and a massive swarm of singularities blast into PainStorm hearless carcass.*

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[General Zod]

Have Giant Robo crush his heart. He has the strength to shatter it I think.

*Kurch casts another spell CREATOR's GREATEST COSMIC CALAMITY and a massive swarm of singularities blast into PainStorm hearless carcass.*

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10-4 Kurch 😀 😛

*Giant Robo crushes that awful heart*

* I then totally melt it with my heat vision*

 

[kurchatovium]

*Any demon even one as powerful as PainStorm can not survive the destruction of their heart and with its destruction PainStorm begins to dissipate.*

WHAT.................THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE I AM THE IMMORTAL. I AM FOREVER ....... I AM INDESTRUCTABLE ....................... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CANT BE.................... AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE PAIN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And so the wiedler of Pain and Torment dies a excruitngly painful death as his body slowly melts into nothingness. As the expression goes one reaps what one sows. The Cennobite Lord known as PainStorm is dead. The Armada wins again*

YAY US. Great job General Zod, great job mils, great job Harry, and a very great job by you Giant Robo.

😀 😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

Thanks my friend Great job from you,Milagros and Harry 😀

How is Harry feeling with his heads? 😀

*looks up at Giant Robo*

Well done old friend Let's get you back to the techs and have your damaged fixed 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Thanks my friend Great job from you,Milagros and Harry 😀

How is Harry feeling with his heads? 😀

*looks up at Giant Robo*

Well done old friend Let's get you back to the techs and have your damaged fixed 😀 😛

You are most welcome and thank you. 😀

Harry will be fine he is just pissed been awhile since he lost two heads in a battle. 😀 😀 😛