The Self Referential Thread

[General Zod]

*The Celestial Cannons roar as the pound the Demon Kings Battalion protect by his Time Shell. kurch casts a new spell of CREATOR's WARRIOR SHIELD which protects all troops with a powerful holy shield for the duration of the battle.*

😀 😛

Thanks for the spell my friend 😀 😛

*fires another salvo*

 

[milagros317]

Excellent spell, Kurch. 😀 😛

*my troops and I all fire a second huge salvo from many Celestial Cannons at the evil forces*

 

[Carsomyr]

We are doing well so far 😀

*fires a batch of agitated Martini Monsters at the enemy*

 

[Helena]

Archers! Behind the warrior shield!

*Rapid machine gun fire begins from tanks as we showly creep forward*

*Launching grenades*

CALLING ALL TROOPS. WHAT ARE YOUR POSITIONS? WE ARE 50 FEET OUT.

 

[General Zod]

*fires third salvo* 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

We are doing very well so far. 😀 😛

*my troops and I all fire a third huge salvo from many Celestial Cannons at the evil forces*

 

[Carsomyr]

*orders my two tanks to fire a salvo, my drinking buddies using their drunkedness to defy the laws of physics, flying around and hurling molotov cocktails at random*

 

[kurchatovium]

*The Time Shell takes an enormous pounding and quickly show signs of wear. However the Demon Battalion is quite formidable and quickly fires back with a massive barrage of Dark Energy.*

*kurch stands out near the ledge of his ship and casts the new spell CREATOR's HEAVENLY BOLT and a massively powerful arc of compressed energy shoots from kurch's staff and blasts into the Time Shell doing massive damage.*

😀 😛

 

[AmandaBear]

*AmandaBear grabs her chakram, yells out a f*ckin' badass Xena warcry, and runs into the fire wearing her super-duper-special flame-retardant Xena costume*

 

[milagros317]

Well done, Kurch. 😀 😛

*my troops and I all fire a 4th huge salvo from many Celestial Cannons at the evil forces*

 

[General Zod]

*The Time Shell takes an enormous pounding and quickly show signs of wear. However the Demon Battalion is quite formidable and quickly fires back with a massive barrage of Dark Energy.*

*kurch stands out near the ledge of his ship and casts the new spell CREATOR's HEAVENLY BOLT and a massively powerful arc of compressed energy shoots from kurch's staff and blasts into the Time Shell doing massive damage.*

😀 😛

Thanks my friend 😀 😛
*I start firing at the enemy weapons now*

 

[Helena]

EVERYONE INTO THE HINDENKURCH! IT'S TIME TO TAKE THIS PARTY TO THE AIR!

Cloaked Hindenkurch circles the hideout and begins to bomb and drop grenades.

 

[kurchatovium]

*Harry adeptly fires two Celestial Canons at the Time Shell protecting the Demon Kings and his battalion.*

Impact of enemy fire in 20 seconds.

All reserve power to shields.

😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

We must not let up. 😀 😛

*my troops and I all fire a 5th huge salvo from many Celestial Cannons at the evil forces*

 

[General Zod]

*Harry adeptly fires two Celestial Canons at the Time Shell protecting the Demon Kings and his battalion.*

Impact of enemy fire in 20 seconds.

All reserve power to shields.

😀 😛

10-4 my friend 😀 😛

*fires another salvo at the enemy weapons*

 

[Carsomyr]

*Carsomyr uses his Plague of Intoxication ability, rendering all enemies temporarily drunk*

😀

 

[kurchatovium]

Impact of enemy fire in 10 seconds.

Remember everyone NOXIOUS and his troops will likely teleport aboard even if his ships are destroyed. So be ready. 😀

😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

Impact of enemy fire in 10 seconds.

Remember everyone NOXIOUS and his troops will likely teleport aboard even if his ships are destroyed. So be ready. 😀

😀 😛

10-4 my friend We shall be ready 😀 😛

*keeps firing*

 

[kurchatovium]

*Kurch cast another spell of CREATOR's HEAVENLY BOLT and it smashes into NOXIOUS's TIME SHELL doing good damage.*

Impact of enemy fire in 5 seconds.

😀 😛

 

[AmandaBear]

Psh! Screw tanks and cannons!! Primitive weapons are so much more fun!! 😈

*AmandaBear runs into the thick of battle with 1,000 troops*

*imitates Xena war-cry* Ai-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi.....<s>fail</s>

 

[Helena]

*Carsomyr uses his Plague of Intoxication ability, rendering all enemies temporarily drunk*

😀

Excellent, my friend.
*Checks to see where Amanda is. Drops cloaked plane to the ground so she can take cover.*

 

[Carsomyr]

*orders the Martini Monsters to cover AmandaBears advance*

 

[General Zod]

Psh! Screw tanks and cannons!! Primitive weapons are so much more fun!! 😈

*AmandaBear runs into the thick of battle with 1,000 troops*

*imitates Xena war-cry* Ai-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi.....<s>fail</s>

Give 'em hell Amanda

*braces for impact and keeps firing*

 

[Helena]

Everyone behind the shield! Now!

 

[kurchatovium]

Impact in

4

3

2

1

KABOOMMMMMMM!

*The enemy fire slams into Carsomyr's shields which absorb abot 50% of the enemy fire. The rest slams into the Armada's shields doing good damage. *

Shields are down to 40%. 😱

😀 😛