The Self Referential Thread

[milagros317]

*My troops fire a second massive salvo of Celestial Cannons at the enemies weapons battery*
😀 😛

 

[AmandaBear]

*Carsomyr tries to sing AmandaBear a song to cheer her up, but he accidentally replaces most of the lyrics with cuss words and adult references*

*Amanda's ears bleed as Carso sings "The Assumption Song" to her*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TywmpMQYojs

 

[General Zod]

Impact of remaining enmy fire in 10 seconds.

*Harry blasts away at the now exposed enemy ships. Rapidly taking many of them out*

😀 😛

Thanks for the warning my friend 😀 😛

*blasts away at the exposed enemy*

 

[milagros317]

*My troops fire a third massive salvo of Celestial Cannons at the enemies weapons battery*
😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Impact of enemy fire in

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KABOOM!!!!!!!

*The remaining barrage of enemy fire hits Carsomyr Meat Shields and absorbs about 50% of them the rest of the energy slams into the Armada Shiels and does good damage.*

Shields are down to 5% 😱 😱

Take them out now. We can afford another hit. Increase rate of fire.

😀 😛

 

[Carsomyr]

*Makes the Martini Monsters sing a new interpretation of the Beer Song*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8JsgB4_m40

 

[kurchatovium]

* continues to Harry bombard the enemy, rapidly taking out ships with his expert fire.*

😀 :😀 😛

 

[General Zod]

Impact of enemy fire in

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KABOOM!!!!!!!

*The remaining barrage of enemy fire hits Carsomyr Meat Shields and absorbs about 50% of them the rest of the energy slams into the Armada Shiels and does good damage.*

Shields are down to 5% 😱 😱

Take them out now. We can afford another hit. Increase rate of fire.

😀 😛

*goes out to where the enemy is and starts destroying their cannons one by one with my hands*

😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Impact of enemy fire in


*The remaining barrage of enemy fire hits Carsomyr Meat Shields and absorbs about 50% of them the rest of the energy slams into the Armada Shiels and does good damage.*

Shields are down to 5% 😱 😱

Take them out now. We can afford another hit. Increase rate of fire.

😀 😛

Aye, aye, Kurch. 😀 😛
*My troops fire a fourth massive salvo of Celestial Cannons at the enemies weapons battery*

All of their weapons batteries are now destroyed.

 

[Carsomyr]

*spawns another legion of Martini Monsters to help us win the battle*

 

[AmandaBear]

*Makes the Martini Monsters sing a new interpretation of the Beer Song*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8JsgB4_m40

*AmandaBear giggles as she remembers the time when her brother was obsessed with that song* XD

OFF-TOPIC!

AmandaBear: Will anyone who's not-drunk help me with my poor burnt arm? D:

 

[kurchatovium]

*Kurch cast another spell of CREATOR's HEAVENLY BOLT at the exposed enemy at the spell does entensive damge now.*

Great work everyone the enemy ships should be decimated now. My guess is NOXIOUS and his elite leaders will try to board us soon. 😱

😀 😛

 

[Helena]

*uses airplane and tank to lunge forward at full speed toward the enemy and fire at full blast with all artillary.*

Creates a tremendous explosion of fire and debris. The head of one demon rolls out of the fiery pit and has distilled neck veins.

Troops: empty your weapons onto the enemy. Do not hold back.

Creates one giant ball of fire.

 

[Carsomyr]

*offers Amanda some alcohol to help clean out the wound, and possibly to drink* 😀

 

[kurchatovium]

*AmandaBear giggles as she remembers the time when her brother was obsessed with that song* XD

OFF-TOPIC!

AmandaBear: Will anyone who's not-drunk help me with my poor burnt arm? D:

*Kurch casts a spell of GREATER RESTORATION on Amanda's arm so its all better. 😛 *

😀 😛

 

[Helena]

*Kurch cast another spell of CREATOR's HEAVENLY BOLT at the exposed enemy at the spell does entensive damge now.*

Great work everyone the enemy ships should be decimated now. My guess is NOXIOUS and his elite leaders will try to board us soon. 😱

😀 😛

Bring him in through the cargo bay and direct him to the execution table.

 

[AmandaBear]

*offers Amanda some alcohol to help clean out the wound, and possibly to drink* 😀

*facepalm*

Not THAT kind of alcohol, Carso. 😀

 

[General Zod]

*AmandaBear giggles as she remembers the time when her brother was obsessed with that song* XD

OFF-TOPIC!

AmandaBear: Will anyone who's not-drunk help me with my poor burnt arm? D:

*sends the medics down to Amanda*

They will heal you up fast 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Great work everyone the enemy ships should be decimated now. My guess is NOXIOUS and his elite leaders will try to board us soon. 😱

😀 😛

Aye, aye, Kurch. Ready to repel and destroy boarding parties. 😀 😛

 

[Carsomyr]

*facepalm*

Not THAT kind of alcohol, Carso. 😀

What, my everclear is no good for you? 🙁

 

[kurchatovium]

*Harry picks off more enemy ships with his quick and skilled shots.*

😀 😛

 

[AmandaBear]

*sends the medics down to Amanda*

They will heal you up fast 😀 😛

*Zod's medics clean out Amanda's burn and bandage it up, as well*

AmandaBear: Thankz, Zoddy. 😀 😀 😀 Okay, Carso...we still have half of the meatshield Martini Monsters that we started with. Could you, like, give them an order? 😱

 

[Helena]

Let's chop his head off! Then we can drive a stake through his heart!
Let legends be told among his women and children about the great warriors that are the Armada!

 

[General Zod]

Any boarders yet? 😀 😛

 

[Carsomyr]

Okay, Carso...we still have half of the meatshield Martini Monsters that we started with. Could you, like, give them an order? 😱

I spawned more of them! 😱

*sigh* Fine... Martini Monsters, leave not even vultures to scavenge from this accursed earth! CHARGE!