The Self Referential Thread

[General Zod]

Something definitely ahead

I can feel the space in here warp. This aint no minor demon. Feels like something from the deepest parts of the Abyssal plane yet some how different. 😱

Uh oh. 😱

 

[kurchatovium]

I am SHAKAKARN. Destroyer Of Worlds. Eater Of Souls. What fools have set upon my place of rest!!!!​

*a large 12 foot being with 6 arms and the face of a jackal and large red horns arises in front of the Armada away team.*

 

[kurchatovium]

kurch: Sheesh I am not deaf why do all you demon type have to friggin shout.

 

[General Zod]

I am SHAKAKARN. Destroyer Of Worlds. Eater Of Souls. What fools have set upon my place of rest!!!!​

*a large 12 foot being with 6 arms and the face of a jackal and large red horns arises in front of the Armada away team.*

My name is General Zod!!!!!!!! Late of the planet Krypton!!!!!!!! You will feel my wrath!!!!!!!!!!

Prepare to be destroyed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Helena]

*Prepares the Purple Menace for battle*

 

[kurchatovium]

HAHAHAHA! What Idiots These mortals be!!!! Prepare to be incinerated!!!!

*SHAKAKARN breathes a nast demonic fire partly based in brimstone and partly petroleum based it burns quite quite hot. Literally thousands of degrees*

Heads up everyone.

*kurch casts a spell HEAVENLY FROST and blast of frigid cold air and snow smack into the fire of the beast curtailing most of it.*

 

[kurchatovium]

I really wish he would stop shouting. My hearing is or at least was quite good. 😛

 

[General Zod]

HAHAHAHA! What Idiots These mortals be!!!! Prepare to be incinerated!!!!

*SHAKAKARN breathes a nast demonic fire partly based in brimstone and partly petroleum based it burns quite quite hot. Literally thousands of degrees*

Heads up everyone.

*kurch casts a spell HEAVENLY FROST and blast of frigid cold air and snow smack into the fire of the beast curtailing most of it.*

*joins in with freezing breath*

 

[kurchatovium]

*kurch cast a new spell of COSMIC HURRICANE and a torrent of highly compressed cosmic energy blasts and SHAKAKARN driving him back*

 

[General Zod]

*flies into him at the speed of sound*

*the beast roars in pain*

😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

I am that which can not be destroyed. HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!! Your foolishness amuses me. HAHAHAHAAHAHHA!!!!

kurch: This guy is getting on my nerves.

*kurch cast another spell of COSMIC HURRICANE and a torrent of highly compressed cosmic energy blasts and SHAKAKARN driving him back*

*Galatious and Harry fire many Arrows Of GODLY MIGHT at the beast.*

 

[kurchatovium]

*SHAKAKARN breathes his nasty demon fire again at the away team. kurch again casts a spell of HEAVENLY FROST to fight back against the fire.*

 

[General Zod]

I am that which can not be destroyed. HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!! Your foolishness amuses me. HAHAHAHAAHAHHA!!!!

kurch: This guy is getting on my nerves.

*kurch cast another spell of COSMIC HURRICANE and a torrent of highly compressed cosmic energy blasts and SHAKAKARN driving him back*

*Galatious and Harry fire many Arrows Of GODLY MIGHT at the beast.*

*starts using heat vision*

*I aim for his balls*

 

[kurchatovium]

Zod I think I know why this demon is different. I am now sensing two Brimstone hearts. We need to take them both out. He should drop like a bag of doorknobs then. What say you take one and I take one. 😀

Helena can provide some fire for us to keep him busy 😀

 

[Helena]

*Checks flame retardant jammies*

*Prepares a shot of BLACK DEATH PLAGUE and injects the beast in his leg.*

 

[General Zod]

Zod I think I know why this demon is different. I am now sensing two Brimstone hearts. We need to take them both out. He should drop like a bag of doorknobs then. What say you take one and I take one. 😀

Helena can provide some fire for us to keep him busy 😀

10-4 brother. 😀

 

[kurchatovium]

*Checks flame retardant jammies*

*Prepares a shot of BLACK DEATH PLAGUE and injects the beast in his leg.*

Great work hun. Keep him busy.

Me and Zod are going to try to take out those 2 brimstone hearts of his. 😀

 

[General Zod]

*Checks flame retardant jammies*

*Prepares a shot of BLACK DEATH PLAGUE and injects the beast in his leg.*

Good one Helena That beast did not like that.

 

[kurchatovium]

*kurch casts the spell ASHES TO ASHES and a giant bolt of HOLY LIGHTNING blasts into the chest of SHAKAKARN exposing partly his 2 brimstone hearts.*

 

[Helena]

Great work hun. Keep him busy.

Me and Zod are going to try to take out those 2 brimstone hearts of his. 😀

10-4 Kurchiecakes.

 

[General Zod]

*kurch casts the spell ASHES TO ASHES and a giant bolt of HOLY LIGHTNING blasts into the chest of SHAKAKARN exposing partly his 2 brimstone hearts.*

*grins evily*

Ready when you are.

 

[kurchatovium]

10-4 Kurchiecakes.

Thanks hun. We gotta him hurting bad now. You can tell cause he was very quiet now. 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

*grins evily*

Ready when you are.

Let do it bro.

*kurch pulls out his Staff Of Ages and casts a new spell of GODLY SPEED as he poises himself at the left brimstone heart*

 

[General Zod]

Let do it bro.

*kurch pulls out his Staff Of Ages and casts a new spell of GODLY SPEED as he poises himself at the left brimstone heart*

*aims meself for the right one*

 

[kurchatovium]

*kurch slams his staff into SHAKAKARN's left heart. The holy staff smashes and shatter the unholy heart of stone into a million pieces which quickly vaporize into green mist of Brimstone vapor before vanishing. The beast left heart is destroyed.*