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The Self Referential Thread

Its called You Dont Love Me Anymore

Here are the Lyrics.

"You Don't Love Me Anymore"

We've been together for so very long
But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong?
Seems you don't want me around
The passion is gone and the flame's died down

I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem
That time that you made it with the whole hockey team
You used to think I was nice
Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist

Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes in my car?
That kind of thing is hard to ignore
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

I knew that we were having problems when
You put those piranhas in my bathtub again
You're still the light of my life
Oh darling, I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife?

You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way
You poison my coffee just a little each day
I still remember the way that you laughed
When you pushed me down that elevator shaft

Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra
Doing in my underwear drawer?
Sometime I get to thinking you don't love me any more

You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill
Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will
You set my house on fire
You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers

Oh, you think that I'm ugly and you say that I'm cheap
You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep
You drilled a hole in my head
Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead

Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all
You never acted this way before
Honey, something tells me you don't love me any more, oh no no
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

[approximately 10 minutes and 2 seconds of silence]

[some loud and spontaneous noises]
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General Zod said:
I have to get that song. :laughhard: He did another breakup song in the 80's.For the life of me I can't remember the title. One More Minute maybe?
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There is a Weird Al Song called One More Minute. Dont think I have heard it though. 😀 😛
 
kurchatovium said:
There is a Weird Al Song called One More Minute. Dont think I have heard it though. 😀 😛
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That's the ticket. here is the lyrics.

Aahh....

Well I heard that you're leavin' (leavin')
Gonna leave me far behind (so far behind)
'Cause you found a brand new lover
You decided that I'm not your kind (aahh..)

So I pulled (I pulled) your name out (name out) of my Rolodex (oohh..)
And I tore all your pictures in two
And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go
Just because it reminds me of you (dippity dippity doo)

That's right (that's right) you ain't gonna see me cryin'
I'm glad (I'm glad) that you found somebody new
'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass
Than spend one more minute with you

I guess I might seem kinda bitter
You got me feeling down in the dumps
'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love
And I have to use the self-service pumps

Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase
You ain't (you ain't) gonna break my heart in two
'Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face
Than spend one more minute with you

I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork
Than watch you going out with other men
I'd rather slam my fingers in a door (yah)
Again and again and again and again and again

Oh, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, Darlin...

I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches (leeches)
Shove an icepick under a toenail or two
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue
Than spend one more minute with you

Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades
Than spend one more minute with you

I'd rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage with my bare hands
and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till I die...
*Squeak!*
Than spend one more minute with you
 
General Zod said:
That's the ticket. here is the lyrics.

Aahh....

Well I heard that you're leavin' (leavin')
Gonna leave me far behind (so far behind)
'Cause you found a brand new lover
You decided that I'm not your kind (aahh..)

So I pulled (I pulled) your name out (name out) of my Rolodex (oohh..)
And I tore all your pictures in two
And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go
Just because it reminds me of you (dippity dippity doo)

That's right (that's right) you ain't gonna see me cryin'
I'm glad (I'm glad) that you found somebody new
'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass
Than spend one more minute with you

I guess I might seem kinda bitter
You got me feeling down in the dumps
'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love
And I have to use the self-service pumps

Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase
You ain't (you ain't) gonna break my heart in two
'Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face
Than spend one more minute with you

I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork
Than watch you going out with other men
I'd rather slam my fingers in a door (yah)
Again and again and again and again and again

Oh, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, Darlin...

I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches (leeches)
Shove an icepick under a toenail or two
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue
Than spend one more minute with you

Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades
Than spend one more minute with you

I'd rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage with my bare hands
and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till I die...
*Squeak!*
Than spend one more minute with you
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LOL Oh I love that one too. :laughhard:

😀 😛
 
kurchie go beddy bye now. :atom:

Good Night Helena. Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv. 😀 :bunny: :wub: 😀

Good Night Nemmy. Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv. 😀 :bunny: :wub: 😀

Good Night seanwoj. Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv. 😀 :bunny: :wub: 😀

Good Night porcelaindoll2. Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv. 😀 :bunny: :wub: 😀

Good Night Everyone. Take care my good friends. Peace and wuv. 😀 :bunny: :wub: 😀

Armada Status:

The Armada has destroyed all the demons in the world that lies behind door #767,558, thereby saving that world. A major victory for the Armada. :boogie: :bounce:
 
kurchie go beddy bye now. :atom:

Good Night Nemmy. Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv. 😀 :bunny: :wub: 😀

Good Night Helena. Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv. 😀 :bunny: :wub: 😀

Good Night mils. Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv. 😀 :bunny: :wub: 😀

Good Night seanwoj. Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv. 😀 :bunny: :wub: 😀

Good Night porcelaindoll2. Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv. 😀 :bunny: :wub: 😀

Good Night Everyone. Take care my good friends. Peace and wuv. 😀 :bunny: :wub: 😀

Armada Status:

The Armada has destroyed all the demons in the world that lies behind door 767,558, thereby saving that world. A major victory for the Armada. :boogie: :bounce:
 
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