The Self Referential Thread

[kurchatovium]

He's done such a good job I will even give it too him free. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

That is very generous of you. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Maybe when everyone sees how cool they are, lots of people will buy them? 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Yes, they should see how wonderful the general looks, and all want to buy one. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Yeah I bet you sales will shoot way up. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Yes, when they how good NT looks in it, everybody will want one also. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Would you like a free one too milagros? 😀 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Sure, a free one would be wonderful. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

*Gives milagros a free gasoline powered turtle necked sweater.* 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

*puts on that turtleneck sweater* 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

How you like the sweater milagros? 😀 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

It's a very fine sweater. I like it. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

The button wiggles add a nice touch I think. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

That feature should amuse people at parties. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

The new 2006 sweaters will get 1 billion button wiggles per gallon. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

That sounds like a lot. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Yup and the 2007 models will have 2 billion button wiggles per gallon. 😀 😀 😛

 

[TKpervert]

Assuming that one gallon powers the sweater for a year, 3 minutes of exaustive study tells me that offering a free spray can of mutant bat repellant with each sweater purchase will easily double, possibly triple the sales of the 2005 model.

It's rather annoying when a bunch of freaky bats try to roost in your armpits and nibble on the buttons on your new sweater.

 

[ticklkitten]

yes. bats are so annoying in that way aren't they?

 

[kurchatovium]

Our studies show that the frequency of he buttton wiggles is sufficcient to drive off the bats from attacking the buttons. 😀 😀 😛

 

[ticklkitten]

That is a most brilliant idea!

 

[kurchatovium]

THE THREAD is a most brillant inventor. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

And his inventions are hyperdimensional. 😀 😛

 

[TKpervert]

My study, conducted on #5 tee box while waiting to tee off, showed that the buttons on the 2005 model sweater generated a frequency of 22.18 Hz., which faithfully reproduces the echo of a drunken gypsy moth traveling on cruise control. These moths are a favorite afternoon snack of the mutant

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I will re-do the study early next year to see if maybe I screwed up somewhere.
Or maybe you could bring out the 2006 model sweater early, as it shouldn't have this problem with 1 billion button wiggles.

 

[milagros317]

These sweaters have become enormously popular. 😀 😛