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The Self Referential Thread

You did mention that earlier, I just forgot. 😀 😛
Not sure who can play Catwoman. Maybe Halle Berry. 😀 😛
 
*Sips* It is a well-known fact that many directors have made deals with the devil, so perhaps when we defeat him we will inherit their oblogations. We could use Hell's record to blackmail anyone needed. *Sips* The closest person to me I know in Hollywood is the Jim Carrey, and even he is off.
 
Good point HDS. 😀

Actually Wyatt Earp would be best to play me but he passed away, so THE ROCK will have to do. 😀 😀 😛
 
Wyatt Earp hasn't been around here lately. I guess that's why. 😀 😛
 
He actually spent the last years of his life in LA. Lived till he was about 90. Not bad for a gunslinger. 😀 😀 😛
 
And we must not forget balls of hyperdimesional plasma, either. 😀 😛
 
Yes them too. Also all the great people like HDS, Raichyll, Milagros, NT, Cat, TK and a whole bunch more. 😀 😀 :wub:
 
You're welcome, Kurch. 😀 😛
And now for a refreshing sight:
wolkehegenbarth999.jpg
 
Speaking of Raichyll, where is she ? Where's Catwoman ? NT has been awol for a spell now, too.

And I wanna know what HDS is *sip*ing from his gerbil-shaped cup.
Is it:

a: Heineken
b: double malt scotch
c: a controlled substance
d: herbal tea
 
*Sips* No alcohol, can't stand the stuff (Never actually TRIED it, but I still can't stand it. 😀). Herbal tea is closest. *Considers the cup* Then again, I forget where I actually acquired this stuff, so it might well be a controlled substance. *Sips* Ah well, controlled substances are controlled by the goverment, and I AM the government. :evilha:
 
One sips excellent, aged whiskey. One gulps down whiskey that isn't so good. 😀 😛
 
*deep in the bowels of Hell on the ninth level*

Satan: The three and their troops are soon to enter the third level. WHY HAVE THEY NOT BEEN STOPPED!

Azmodial: We are doing our best my surpeme Father but their troops are formidable.

Krakus (Azmodia'sl Lieutenant): The Violator King waits in ambush for them on the third level. He is a formidable force. I am sure he will slaughter all of them with ease.

Satan: Baaaaagh!! Mere words!! Show me some proof. Bring me the head of kurchatovium. Or the bowels of one his Captains. These worthless bastards are moving through these planes far too easily.

Azomodial: We will take care of them your holiness. I promise.

Krakus: Could it be the King Of Chaos, the Lord Of Darkness, the destroyer of worlds fears his final battle with the little one.

Satan: YOU THINK THAT I THE SUPREME RULER OF EVIL, OF ALL THAT IS HELL HAS TIME TO BATTLE WITH A DAMN TEDDY!!!! DO NOT BLAME YOUR COWARDICE ON ME KRAKUS!!! BAAAAAAAAH I WILL NOT STAND FOR YOUR MISGUIDED ACCUSATIONS!!!!

*Satans eyes gleam a unholy fiery red and he gazes right into Krakus eyes. Krakus begins to melt form the inside out slowly and painfully. The demon lieutenants screams can be heard up to the 4th plane of hell.*

Krakus: AAAAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*the remains of Krakus now lie in a putrid puddle of flesh and sulfur. He is quite dead*

Satan: DO YOU THINK I AM UNWORTHY OF THE COMING BATTLE AZMODIAL!!!!

Azmodial: No No your Lordship. You are most powerful and worthy.

Satan: Good Glad we agree. Now Get up there and start slaughtering their troops. You are lucky I am in such a good mood today.

Azmodial: Yes my lord. So shall it be done.
 
Well, Satan wants your head, Kurch. We'll see that he doesn't get it. 😀 😛
 
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