The Self Referential Thread

[TKpervert]

A quick test of the 'small room off to the side' shows positive results.

Well done, but monitor the 'small room' to be sure it doesn't overrun the power budget established for this region.

 

[kurchatovium]

HDS would you happen to have a spare Robe of Dreams? The Violator King destroyed mine on level 3. 😀 😀

 

[milagros317]

A robe of dreams is a good thing to have. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Yes I think so. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

It's quite a shame that yours was destroyed. 🙁

😀 😛

 

[TKpervert]

hmmmmm... the Emperor yells for help after misplacing a crummy bathrobe.

* e-mails crippled greedy insurance agent requesting current quotes for cosmic-implosion coverage *

 

[kurchatovium]

Its not a bath robe its a special robe for prophets. 😀

 

[milagros317]

And a very important robe for prophets at that. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Indeed and has many very special properties. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Let's hope that HDS can replace it. 😀 😛

 

[TKpervert]

Greedy insurance agent can't find a category to quote a price for a mis-placed bathrobe claimed to be worn by a self-proclaimed prosthelitizer, or however you spell that $8.75 word that I just made up.

More to follow. Don't wait, it really ain't worth it.

 

[milagros317]

That insurance agent is not very effective at his job. 😀 😛

 

[TKpervert]

He's a total loser. I ship him a coupla bucks a month to help him feed the concubine and his 13 kids.

 

[kurchatovium]

Thats why he works at Burger King now. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

He's probably not very effective as a Burger King cook either. 😀 😛

 

[TKpervert]

He's underqualified to flip burgers.
He barely scrapes by by um ... scraping chewing gum off the entry way.

Such a promising future but such a major fuckup...

 

[milagros317]

That is truly disgusting, and also sad. 🙁
😀 😛

 

[His Divine Shadow]

I'm amazed that fellow even passed his bar...He DID pass his bar, right?

HDS would you happen to have a spare Robe of Dreams? The Violator King destroyed mine on level 3. 😀 😀

To the robe room! *Mass teleportation action. The group appears in a room festooned with robes* Robes of Dreams are located in alcove B, somewhere in that direction *Waves hand to the left*

 

[TKpervert]

Yes it is sad. I've given him the e-mail addresses of all posters on this board.

Don't be surprised to receive offers for overpriced, worthless solicitations for insurance for stuff that will never happen.

His latest scam is tsunami insurance for residents of Tibet.

I bought a policy, you should too.

 

[milagros317]

I knew HDS would solve the robe problem. 😀 😛

 

[His Divine Shadow]

I am Robeman, and I shall drape myself around you! XD

Lord I need help...



While you can never be too careful, tsunamis in Tibet would signal an apocalypse that mere insurance could not defend against, methinks. 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Thanks HDS. *checks out robe of dream room* Hmmmmmmmm this one is nice ....too small though ......hmmmmmm lets see nice but that clashes with my eyes.....oooooooow there is a gimmering shiny one there.

*picks up glimmering robe, reads label*

CAUTION ONLY TO BE WARN BY THE MOST DIVINE PROPHETS ALL OTHERS WILL BE INSTANTLY INCINERATED

Oh well guess I find out now how good a high priest I am

*puts on robe*

Air glows brighly around him for a few seconds and then a white fluffly cloud appears with a quill pen next to it

CONGRATULATIONS Please sign here for the warranty on your new Robes Of Divine Dreams of Godly Might

*kurch signs his name and cloud disappear and he is left with a receipt on a piece of gold paper*

Thanks again HDS

 

[milagros317]

Your new robe looks great, Kurch. 😀 😛

 

[TKpervert]

I'm amazed that fellow even passed his bar...He DID pass his bar, right?
*

He ain't no lawyer, just a dime-a-dozen insurance agent.

And of course he failed his dime-a-dozen insurance agent qualification test.

I'm setting up a website to help the guy rake in some bucks to support his concubine and their 13 kids.

The 13 kids range in age from 7 months to 83 years.

He's been doin this shit for quite a spell now.

 

[His Divine Shadow]

A wonderful fit, Kurch my man!


I see I mistook one bloodsucker for another, Perv. Quite a spell does not do him justice. 😵