The Self Referential Thread

[kurchatovium]

One just needs a Hyperdimensional doggie pooper scooper. 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

And those are available from KTT, of course. 😀 😛

http://www.kurchthreadtech.com/

 

[kurchatovium]

Along with the cosmic string nose hair clippers yes 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

And they can be delivered yesterday, if you order today. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

If you order it express it can even arrive the day before yesterday. 😀 😀 😛 😛

 

[milagros317]

Wow, I never heard of the day before yesterday as a delivery promise. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Its very nice, a bit expensive though. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

I'm almost afraid to ask, but what does express shipping that arrives the day before yesterday cost? 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Should I convert the price into dollars or leave it in intergalactic Gooplaps? 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Convert it to U.S. dollars, please. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Gotcha. 😛 😀 Its $2,373.12 for day before yesterday shipping. 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Not quite what I want to pay for shipping when I've ordered a $7 paperback book. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Its better to use on more important bigger items like space cannons and hyperdimensional Computer systems. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

I'll remember that the next time I buy a space cannon. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

I hear the prices have come way down on space cannons so now is a good time to buy. 😀 😀 😀 😛 😛

 

[milagros317]

I will keep that in mind, maybe I should stock up on space cannons now. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Always nice to have a spare space cannon. 😀 😀 😛

 

[TKpervert]

Be sure that HyperMutt is 'fixed' before being allowed to tag along on any of our warships. Perhaps the cosmic string nose hair clippers could find a useful application here.
All we need is litters of small hypermutts depositing glowing piles of smelly hyperdimensional dogshit in inaccesible corners of the living quarters.

Crew morale could sink into the toilet. errr.... might go downhill.. whatever

 

[Catwoman]

*goes to an old friend of my to buy some engine parts for my new ship* I'll take the hyper-nucleic thermal compasitator and the self-exclussive generated heat detonation bomb there...........*pays $30 alien dollars, and also finds out some useful info........*

 

[TKpervert]

Don't forget to drop by Walmart and pick up 12 cases of mega-capacity hyperdimensional pooper scoopers for that 'cute little doggie'.

 

[Catwoman]

Don't need them I live in space no in ships so the black hole is his toilet

 

[TKpervert]

Oh good. Certainly no worries about constipation with a black hole as a toilet 😀 😀

 

[General Zod]

How powerful are these "space cannons"? 😀 😀

 

[kurchatovium]

Well gen.zod the space cannns range in strength from the Laser Space Cannons which are the weakest to the the Hyperdimensional Void Space Cannons which are the strongest. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

What does the dog look like, Catwoman? 😀 😛