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The Self Referential Thread

Thanks milagros. 😀

*teleports over to Azulial's location. In front of kurchatovium is a 25 foot demon with 10 arms, large muscular goat legs, and a giant ram like head with glowing firey red horns. Azulial's eyes glow with the fires of hell. *

Azulial: DAMN YOU PREACHER I M GOING TO ENJOY RIPPING YOU TO SHREDS. YOU HAVE DESTROYED MY FLEET. I STILL HOWEVER HAVE THE ABOMINATION FORGE. SOON IT WILL BEGIN TO CHURN OUT ABOMINATIONS AS POWERFUL AS THE HIGHET DEMONS FROM HELL AND NOTHING YOU CAN DO CAN STOP IT. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

kurchatovium: Always with the shouting. Sheesh you deons really have lots of anger mangement issues.

Azulial: AAAAAAAAAAAAGH! EVEN IF YOU MANGE TO DEFEAT ME THE FORGE CAN NOT STOPPED. BWHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHA!

kurchatovium: Ok Ok so you got a nice new toy your just dying to show off. Really you demons are lke big kids sometimes. Sigh.

Azulial: PREPARE TO DIES PREACHER. ITS TIME TO FIGHT.
 
Thank you milagros. 😀

*Azulial grabs kurchatovium suddenly and throws him threw the floor of ship and breathes hell fire down the hole creatd from slamming kurchatovium threw the ship metal frame.*

Azulial: HAHAHAHHAAH This is going to be fun Holy Man.

*Azulial looks down the hole but sees nothing. Suddenly two machine guns filled with crystallized divine light. The guns fire rapidly bombarding Azulial with ttens of thousands of bullets of divine light. The beast reals and roars in pain. Four powerful missles then blast into Azulial driving him into the uper hull of the ship and shattering it. The missles detonate releasing holy water and divine light crystals as well as tons of hardened neutronium schrapnel. Azulial wirthes in pain.*

kurchatovium: Your right Azulial this is a lot of fun. 😀
 
*kurchatovium climbs out form the hole in the floor of the ship. Azulial jumps down from the upper hull. Kurchtovium is a bit scorched from the fire but Azulial is badly injured as well.*

Azuulial: ENOUGH GAMES! TIME TO DESTROY YOU!

*Azulail swells to over 75 ft tall and grabs kurchatovium in his oversized jaws and begins to gnaw at him. kurchatovium quickly jams his sword into the upper part of Azulial mouth and slices down.he repeats the action again and cuts a traingular shaped hole into Azulial's jaw from which he can escape before he leaves however he dumps over 25 holy hand grenades down into Azulial's gut. He then quickly jumps up and does a bak flip and land well behind the beast as the grenades detonate. Azulial writhes in pain, but still gets up again.*

Azulial: DAMN YOU! DIE ALREADY!!!!
 
Thanks milagros. 😀

*kurchtovium pulls out his sword and jumps up uto a ledge of the ship and jumps again from there with lighting speed. He thrusts his sword into Azulial heart and shatters it into a million pieces. Quickly he pulls out his sword and jumps back onto the ledge.

Azulial: AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH THE PAIN DAMN YOU! FORTUNATELY I HAVE TWO HEARTS PREACHER NO DEMON SHOULD BE WITHOUT. TIME TO END THIS.
 
*Azulial thrusts one of his arms through kurchatoviums chest and yanks him off the ledge and hurls him through the side of the ship. Kurchatovium smashes through the outer hulls of the ship then barely manages to grab on to the outer hull before being hurled into space.*

Azulial: IT ENDS NOW HOLY MAN.

*Azulial grabs kurchatovium form the outer hull and prepares to rip him into shreds. Suddenly kurchatovium casts a spell of SUPER DIVINE BLESSING FROM THE CREATOR and opens a portal orb secretly hidden in his robe which releases thousands and thousands of Vorpal Bunnies which begin to devour the weakened demon.*

kurchatovium: Indeed it does end now Azulial Indeed it does.

Azulial: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Bunnies cant destroy a major demon NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

kurchatovium: Normally not. But enchanted bunnies on a weakend major demon they certainly can. Vorpal bunnies are something every Holy man should have 😀

Azulial: THE FORGE WILL STILL DESTROY Yooooou..........................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

*azulial is devoured whole by the bunnies. Nothing of him is left. A few of the bunnies burp.*
 
Thank you amk714. 😀 😀

*pets some of the widdle vorpal bunnies on Azulial's ship.*

kurchatovium: Come on my widdle bunny buddies lets head back to our ship.

* the bunnies lovingly gather all around kurch and he teleports himself and them back to the ship.*
 
* Thread temporarily closed til Kurch completes court-imposed drug testing *
 
Thanks guys that was a rough battle. Definitely got some bruises from that fight. Now we have to find The Abomination Forge and destroy it. 😀 😀 😛
 
Lets scan the area to see if we can pick the Forge's energy. It should show up rather eaisly. 😀 😀 😛
 
Excellent let me know when we find it. THE THREAD has produced a new bullet filled with a special toxin that destroys Abominations. I dont think Azulial anticipated such a development but it should make destroying The Abomination Forge and recovering The Well Of Souls a lot easier. 😀 😀 😛
 
Great news! We've detected it, and I'm sending you the coordinates. 😀 😛
*sends coordinates*
 
Great news that The Thread has come up with a way to destroy the forge 😀 😛
 
Excellent work guys. The Parpenons are going to transport us right there make sure all the troops in your landing party have the new bullets designed by THE THREAD so we can dstroy any Abominations nearby the Forge. 😀 😀 😛
 
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