The Self Referential Thread

[kurchatovium]

All systems are a go. Engage.

Pokey we will get near to where the coordinates are and stay cloaked while we launch a ssurpise attack. Hopefully we can damage much of the ships before they even know whats hit them. 😀 😀 😛

 

[Pokey]

Engaging--------they are fighters!!

 

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch. Firing the first salvo of THE CREATOR's light bombs. 😀 😛

ZAP!!! ZAP!!! ZAP!!! ZAP!!! ZAP!!!

 

[General Zod]

Fires the rockets at Siox's ship\\

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

 

[kurchatovium]

Excellent monitor damage to all the enemy ship systems. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

The first salvo of THE CREATOR's light bombs destroyed 55% of Klak's ships. Now firing the second salvo. 😀 😛

ZAP!!! ZAP!!! ZAP!!! ZAP!!! ZAP!!!

 

[General Zod]

Fires off another salvo of rockets Hey,I like the way the sound



WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH



WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH



WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

 

[kurchatovium]

Excellent the first salvo of bombs destroyed about 45% of Sumar's ships. 😀 😀 😛 Firing second salvo now.

 

[milagros317]

The second salvo of THE CREATOR's light bombs destroyed another 38% of Klak's ships, for a total of 93%. Now firing the third salvo. 😀 😛

ZAP!!! ZAP!!! ZAP!!! ZAP!!! ZAP!!!

 

[General Zod]

Fires off another salvo to destroy Siox's ship



WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

Starts to prepare for boarding Siox

 

[General Zod]

Gents

I gotta run Yawning real bad now I'll continue the battle tommorow Peace and wuv and watch your backs fighting the demons 😀

 

[Pokey]

Replenish your engergies General Zod----until tomorrow -a salute

 

[milagros317]

Good night, General Zod, see you tomorrow. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Good Night General Zod. Take care my friend. 😀 😀

 

[milagros317]

The third salvo of THE CREATOR's light bombs destroyed the final 7% of Klak's ships. I'm expecting to see him teleport aboard my ship momentarily. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

The same here milagros the third salvo finally destroyed Sumar's ship so I expect him shortly as well. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Many of my best fighters are ready to spring into action. Several of my best magicians are ready to cast spells. Klak hasn't appeared yet. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

I can sense Sumar teleporting now. I think he is on his way. 😀 😛 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am in the same situation, I can sense that Klak has already teleported, and will materialize here in just seconds. 😀 😛

 

[Pokey]

It is an honor to serve such leaders under The Thread!!!

 

[kurchatovium]

*Sumar materializes in front of kurchatovium.*

Sumar: I AM LORD SUMAR DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

kurchatovium: I am kurchatovium wuvver of bunnies.

Sumar: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! You insane little man I will feast upon your flesh. Prepare to die.

kurchatovium: Well I am high in trans fats Sumar not good for your health so I cant let you eat me in good faith. 😛

Sumar: I shall take you apart limb form limb I am a master of the dark martial arts.

 

[milagros317]

*Klak materializes in front of me*

Klak: I am Klak, holding the rank of Captain, and, more importantly, a High Demonic Priest about to cast a spell which will paralyze you and all of your fighters.

Me: Am I supposed to be scared?

Klak: [utters his curse in some language unknown to me]

*Most of my fighters are indeed paralyzed, but I slice Klak open with my sword, and Lieutenant Zhang hurls three of THE CREATOR's light bombs directly into his body. Before they go off, I explain things to him.*

Me: Your curse, as I expected, was designed to paralyze Christians. But I am a Jew and Lieutenant Zhang is a Buddhist. Unlucky for you, eh?

As THE CREATOR's light bombs go off, Klak howls in agony and dies. He liquifies, nothing remains of him but a puddle of green slime.

😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

*with lightning speed Sumar gives kurchatovium a roundhouse kick then sends him flying into the ships hull. The demon quickly pounces on him and hurls him inot the other side of the ship.*

Sumar: I am gonna enjoy this. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

kurchtavoium: Are you sure?

*kurchatovium does a back flip and delivers several fast blows dislocating both of Sumar's claw like arms*

Sumar: AAAAAAAAAAGGH! DAMN YOU!

kurchatovium: Still having fun?

Sumar: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

* Sumar relocates is arms and comes after kurchatovium. Kurchatovium does another back flip and avoids a evasting blow from Sumar.*

 

[milagros317]

No longer paralyzed, the rest of my fighters get flamethrowers and evaporate the puddle of green slime, eliminating the last traces of Klak. 😀 😛

Lieutenant Zhang is very happy to have been able to help kill this powerful demon. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

*Sumar does another quick backflip and grabs kurchatovium and hurls him to the ground. He pummels him with several severe blows to the chest but then kurch delivers a forcible kick to his head in an amazing move of flexibility and dexerity and drives Sumar into the Ships upper ceiling. Kurchatovium then begins to meditate mysteriously.*

Sumar: Arrrgh When I can down from here you will pay dearly Preacher.

*Sumar rips away the hull around him and falls back to the ground*

*kurchatovium suddenly morphs and becomes 10 times his size and the space around him freezes as time is literally standing still. He is closer to being one with the vorpal bunny. kurchatovium roars and rips his hands through Sumar chest and literally rips him to shreds. The demon screams in agony.*

Sumar: How is this possibAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*the demon shredded into a million pieces vaporizes leaving only thestench of brimstone behind. kurchatovium remorhs back to his old size and collapses to floor.