The worst movies of all time.

[TklDuo-Drew]

Snakes on a Plane. Anaconda was pretty atrocious, too. What is it with snake movies being really bad?

Noooooooo......"Snakes on a Plane" is an absolute classic!!!



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Drew

 

[john getty]

Noooooooo......"Snakes on a Plane" is an absolute classic!!!



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Drew

The title kinda gives the plot away.

 

[Bugman]

Both of the Pink Panther movies with Steve Martin.

 

[Dussicar]

Resident Evil: Nemesis.

Easily the dumbest fucking movie ever made.

 

[john getty]

Resident Evil: Nemesis.

Easily the dumbest fucking movie ever made.

I didn't know they'd made that into a movie.

 

[Dussicar]

I didn't know they'd made that into a movie.

Oh, they did.

Sweet Jesus, did they ever.

 

[Adam]

I didn't know they'd made that into a movie.

Well actually, it was Resident Evil: Apocalypse, but Nemesis was featured in it.

 

[john getty]

Well actually, it was Resident Evil: Apocalypse, but Nemesis was featured in it.

I like that film, that Milla Jovovich needs a bloody good tickling!

 

[Dussicar]

Well actually, it was Resident Evil: Apocalypse, but Nemesis was featured in it.

Wasn't that the third one?

 

[john getty]

Nah mate, the third one was Extinction.

 

[Dussicar]

My mistake. I checked IMDB and found that you are correct.

I don't know why I thought "Nemesis."

Regardless, of my dumbassity, this movie done blowded fish chunks.

 

[john getty]

My mistake. I checked IMDB and found that you are correct.

I don't know why I thought "Nemesis."

Regardless, of my dumbassity, this movie done blowded fish chunks.

None of them had a patch on the games, I've been playing resident evil since '99.

 

[Vae]

Baby on Board. This plot was so ridiculous and convoluted, I sat there going, "wtf." the whole time. I turned it off after an hour.

 

[john getty]

The Simpsons Movie -HUGE disappointment.

 

[b0xr]

City Hall won Best Picture for Snoring

12 Monkeys won Best Picture for Confusing

Caligula won Bets Picture for WTF was that?

....and all chick flicks with Shirley McClain

 

[Adam]

The Simpsons Movie -HUGE disappointment.

I have to say, I really liked that one. Eh, no worries. How about "White Noise", with Michael Keaton. Went into that thing thinking it would be pretty interesting, but it turned into crap, in my opinion.

 

[RobAce]

Dude....where's my car?

Fast and the Furious (all of them)...pretty much anything with Vin Diesel actually.

Street Fighter the Movie

Face-off

Stealth

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I know there are a few more in my head but those ones above take up the most space.

Rob

 

[Cy/MiG]

To be considered for worst movie of all time, I believe that a film needs to either have a well known cast of stars or a big budget or both. After all, you can't blame a low budget film with unknowns for being bad.

By that great criteria, I think 'Heavens Gate' and 'The Black Dahlia' are in the running, too.

As well as: STAR WARS Episode I and 80% of comic book movies.

 

[Cy/MiG]

Street Fighter the Movie

Face-off

Rob

I give those two passes because they are SO unintentionally funny.

They actually qualify as funny comedies, unlike 'Dude, where's my car' 😀

 

[MrMacphisto]

Cloverfield was remarkably shitty.

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull


How bad is this?

If you ever become Indiana Jones son and you're being chased in the jungle by villians......monkeys will come to your aid so you can stand on a moving jeep and have a sword fight with a woman, who is also standing on a moving jeep.



Drew

 

[AphxA]

star wars episode 3. My lack of faith in george lucas now disturbes me....thanks man. Its great to know that one of the most powerful siths was a whiney little emo kid who probably spent his later years cutting himself and listening to staind.

Transformers 2 i dont want to see meghan fox. She is annoying. Yeah i get it tits and ass. Maybe for the third one you can transform her into a fucken mute.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull


How bad is this?

If you ever become Indiana Jones son and you're being chased in the jungle by villians......monkeys will come to your aid so you can stand on a moving jeep and have a sword fight with a woman, who is also standing on a moving jeep.



Drew

Agreed and it reminds me of a South Park episode.

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[Angel77]

Howard The Duck
Star Wars - Phantom Menace
Battlefield Earth
Gigli
Killer Clowns From Outer Space

And pretty much anything that has Steven Seagal in it.

 

[AmandaBear]

Passion of the Christ. Even as an atheist, I can see that Mel Gibson missed the fucking point.

AMEN! I didn't even see that film because of the excessive gore. Watching a man get tortured and bloodied up for about 2 hours is not my idea of a good movie.

I think I'll say that Troll 2 is the worst movie of all time, but it's also one of those movies that falls under the "so bad, it's good" category. 😀