The worst movies of all time.

[Hypah]

Drag Me To Hell - Did everything that a good horror movie is supposed to do but blew it way out of proportion! It was so bad, it was fucking hilarious lol

Johnny Century I MEAN Johnny English - I love Rowan Atkinson, Mr. Bean is awesome, but it seems like anything after Rat Race (because who can deny that a narcalept is funny on the big screen) it seems like his movies suck 🙁

Twilight - Don't even get me started at how they took a decent story and raped it until it was a whimpering pile of shit

The Cave - If you haven't seen it...be happy and like you didn't waste two hours of your life

Remakes, Book, or Video Game movies - I'm a purist when it comes to some things and if you intend to make something a movie then dont fuck it up by changing it just because you wanna take some artistic license; it's the reason why half the time the Harry Potter movies suck to a person who has actually read the stories and then when they stick to the book, the audience complains that it's too moody and dark 😛

 

[CMartin]

Howard The Duck

YES!!! I could not agree more........I actually paid to see this in the theater when it came out....


(Dis)honorable mentions:
Caddyshack 2
Hiroshima, Mon Amour <----- my dad's least favorite movie of all time
Teachers
Waterworld - a.k.a. "Fish"-tar
Keanu Reeves role in "Dracula" - (what does "miscast" mean, again? 😛 )

 

[CMartin]

Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

How bad is this?

If you ever become Indiana Jones son and you're being chased in the jungle by villians......monkeys will come to your aid so you can stand on a moving jeep and have a sword fight with a woman, who is also standing on a moving jeep.

Drew

Bruce Campbell wouldn't need any help from a bunch of monkeys..... 😉

"Here endeth the lesson"

 

[AmandaBear]

Drag Me To Hell - Did everything that a good horror movie is supposed to do but blew it way out of proportion! It was so bad, it was fucking hilarious lol

The brother of the guy all tied up in my signature was the director of that film. XD

Twilight - Don't even get me started at how they took a decent story and raped it until it was a whimpering pile of shit

SMeyer snuffed too much vampire sparkle dust up her nose.

 

[Filthyweasel]

Probably said before, but absolutely anything by that German hack Uwe Boll.

Or anything by a director that uses a name like Pitof! or McG

 

[Korastus]

Everything by Uwe Boll.
And Warriors of Virtue. I don't think anyone but me even remembers that piece of shit, but it was bad enough to leave an impression 13 years later.

 

[Cy/MiG]

WAIT A MINUTE!!!

I'm not sure if it's been said or not, but:

THE MATRIX SEQUELS!!!

Dear sweet mother of all that is good and evil, weeping on the...

 

[Wildtime]

This thread is becoming a great source for determining which movies to avoid! I'd like to add:

• Super Mario Brothers
• Waterworld
• Glitter
• Double Dragon
• 2012

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

"The Postman" with Kevin Costner.


The best part of the movie is when Kevin tells the female lead the immortal line:

"Your face looks pretty."



Then Tom Petty shows up.😕



Drew

 

[Cy/MiG]

This thread is becoming a great source for determining which movies to avoid! I'd like to add:

• 
  [*]Double Dragon

ALL anyone needs to know about this movie:

You've been warned.

 

[myth77]

Event Horizon (the writer and director should be beaten)

The Man Who Knew Too Little (wtf?!?)

The Wedding Planner (I just vomited a little)

The Skulls

Cloverfield

Tyler Perry movies (while there are a few good moments, most of the films fail epically)

The Village

Big Momma's House (Martin...why???)

The Fog (I actually laughed at the end after the guy killed his family only to have the mysterious fog disappear 2 seconds later)

House of 1000 Corpses (bless your heart Mr. Zombie, but that sh** was nasty)

All Saw films (*shakes head*, also *vomits*)

The Ring 2 (hell, the only reason I didn't say all Ring movies is because I get a kick out saying '7 days' at inappropriate times)

Meet the Spartans

The Blair Witch Project

Leonard Part 6 (f*** Bill Cosby for that sh**!)

Showgirls

Catwoman

The Langoliers

Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (seriously...who the f*** craves White Castle?!?! Nobody, that's who!)

National Treasure

I'd list more but I want to eat sometime tonight and keep the food down

 

[Korastus]

Oh yeah, and Rob Zombie's Halloween movies.
That douchebag needs to stop making films.

 

[Bugman]

The Executioner's Song, a made for TV movie adapted from a book of the same name by Norman Mailer about Gary Gilmore. Great book, the less said about this "movie" the better. If you ever get the chance to not watch it, please do so.

American Caesar, another made for TV disaster. Based on a biography of Douglas MacArthur by William Manchester. All those involved in this tragedy should have been executed by firing squad at dawn.

 

[sabyra]

Dreamcatcher. Stephen King was my favourite author from the age of 12, but you know he's running out of ideas when he's writing about people who shit aliens.

This! I could probably come up with more, but I tend to forget movies I didn't like anyway.. 😀

 

[Angel77]

YES!!! I could not agree more........I actually paid to see this in the theater when it came out....


(Dis)honorable mentions:
Caddyshack 2
Hiroshima, Mon Amour <----- my dad's least favorite movie of all time
Teachers
Waterworld - a.k.a. "Fish"-tar
Keanu Reeves role in "Dracula" - (what does "miscast" mean, again? 😛 )

Yikes! Howard not only sucks but freaked me out when I was a kid lol.

 

[texastickler]

QUARANTINE!

 

[Excess]

Is it too early to say Avat...oh someone already did. 😛

But let me tell you something.

Cold as Ice. Starring...Vanilla Ice. I'm dead serious. With emphasis on the dead part because I imagine that's the only feeling you'd have inside after seeing it.

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

House of Wax. Terrible excuse for a horror movie!

 

[RobAce]

I almost forgot the total pieces of crap for movies that I could only watch for a very short period of time before I wanted to hang myself.

Chasing Amy
Clerks
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Those 3 are certainly the worst things ever shown to man or womankind.

I hope those films get erased, because if the human race ever goes extinct, and future species wonder why....if they watch those films they will truly know.

HORRID, HORRID, HORRID movies.

Also, I agree on all the Saw films. Terrible, just awful.

Rob

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

House of Wax. Terrible excuse for a horror movie!

I'm assuming you mean the remake and not the classic original starring Vincent Price?




Drew

 

[ArizonaTickler]

The worst movie I ever paid to see was Chicago. After that, I vowed to never watch a movie involving Richard Gere again.

 

[ArizonaTickler]

QUARANTINE!

The Spanish movie that Quanantine was based on, REC, was actually pretty good. But I did figure the American version was probably pretty bad so I never watched it!

 

[CMartin]

ALL anyone needs to know about this movie:

You've been warned.

Wait a minute.......is that Robert Patrick?????

 

[c7_assassin]

Chasing Amy
Clerks
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Those 3 are certainly the worst things ever shown to man or womankind.

Rob

Blasphemy!

As for me...this one's held the top spot for ten years now, and nothing has come close to knocking it...The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2.

 

[Coup de Grace]

Napoleon Dynamite. There was very little that I found amusing about this movie. It's an overrated piece of crap.