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This Is A [RANT] WARNING: Take your BP Meds Before Clicking!

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Now you've done it. This is SO going in my profile.
 
Interesting rant. Mine are usually comprised of 5 or so choice words and the bludgeoning of a chair or other inanimate object.....(e.g. "goddamned chair!!" *chair learns to fly* the end..... :couch:
 
venray said:
That's it...I am tired of all of you....everyone is conspiring against me so I am leaving the forum forever....NO...I will NOT change my mind... :idontwann :idontwann :idontwann :idontwann


:blaugh: :blaugh: :blaugh: :blaugh: :blaugh: :blaugh: :blaugh:
 
Azreal!!! You ranting, rambling ratfink!!!

:shock: Why didn't you warn me that I souldn't read this after smoking???? How dare you?! Sure! You warn everyone with all these unimportant physical and emotional issues. But, you don't warn those of us who enjoy a bit of the fun stuff now and then? For shame!!! My head is still spinning from all of that! You'll be hearing from my lawyers!





OK, I'm done. Thanks for the laugh, gang! :twohugs:
 
heheheheheheh

venray said:
:wiseowl: :xbee: :couch: :illogical :couch: :bouncybou :wiseowl: :xbee: :whip: :manicd: I'm back...did ya miss me...?... :manicd: :whip: 😕 :angel: :bouncybou


Yes I missed you... With every bullitt so far.... ( Al Bundy ) :couch: lol :bouncybou
 
Azrael said:
The point is, QUITE simply... that this university will no longer consider any funding, of any kind, for your group's activities.

Your theories are the WORST kind of popular tripe, your methods are sloppy, and your conclusions are highly questionable YOU... are a POOR scientist, Dr. Venkman.

:ignite:


I Ain't 'fraid of no Ghosts................. :bat: :wiseowl: :bouncybou
 
One word....

isabeau said:
could you repeat that please? it flew right over my head...


SHORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



(*^*&%^% 60 second rule
 
Hey Az.....
about your rant....and everyone else here....
Ive got one thing to say about it.

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That is all...... 😀


Rob
 
Damn!

That, is friggin' awesome.

...

I'm going to run out of space in my signature. My gorgeous face will have to go.
 
Lawyers

TklDuo-Ann said:
You'll be hearing from my lawyers!

Are they... TICKLING lawyers?

...heh...

...heh, heh...

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...Well, ARE they?
 
Azrael, I understood one out of 76 words you typed.
It's obvious to me that you make your living as a lawyer.
Go ahead, argue with me if you must but I won't listen.
My mind is made up. Period. Asterisk*
 
...A Lawyer?

Subpoena, subpoena, sis-BOOM-bah! Sit'im in the witness stand, RAH RAH RAH! Gather all the jury 'round, hear what he has to say; pass the man a guilty verdict, then haul him straight away.

This, was empty, and meaningless. Like your life. And by your life, I mean YOUR life, not his life. By his, I do not mean the man in the preceding example but, in fact, the man in the previously mentioned preceding example, which is an example of an example not exemplified by this example of an exemplary post.

For example:

o/` All day long, they singin'... OHH... AHH... OHH... AHH! (Oh don't you know...) A-that's the sound, of the men, a-workin' on the chain... ga-a-ang... o/`

That, is a fragment of a song lyric. It shall stand as an exemplary example of an example not hitherto mentioned save, explicitly, in previous examples.
 
To Kill a Mockingreverend

...Moi? Quoth the Good Reverend? I do not think so. Because I wasn't there. I wasn't THERE! The Reverend Jesse Jackson, he was THERE. HE... WAS... THERE! Martin Luther King died in his ARMS! He was THERE!

... at least, I hope he was, if his arms were there.
 
Azrael said:
Subpoena, subpoena, sis-BOOM-bah! Sit'im in the witness stand, RAH RAH RAH! Gather all the jury 'round, hear what he has to say; pass the man a guilty verdict, then haul him straight away.

This, was empty, and meaningless. Like your life. And by your life, I mean YOUR life, not his life. By his, I do not mean the man in the preceding example but, in fact, the man in the previously mentioned preceding example, which is an example of an example not exemplified by this example of an exemplary post.

For example:

o/` All day long, they singin'... OHH... AHH... OHH... AHH! (Oh don't you know...) A-that's the sound, of the men, a-workin' on the chain... ga-a-ang... o/`

That, is a fragment of a song lyric. It shall stand as an exemplary example of an example not hitherto mentioned save, explicitly, in previous examples.

o dear..i'm afraid it's too late for you...you have totally flipped...where are your meds may i ask??????

and lawyers hmmm we all know where they do best....i'm thinking one thousand or so...all chained together...at the bottom of the ocean...you get the idea...
 
Bump!

I'm bumping this, because I believe it stands as an example of my brilliance.

...which suddenly makes me feel very said. In my loins.

My man-loins.

:disgust:
 
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