This just in: Woman pulls off man's testicle and attempts to eat it.

[asutickler]

I'm not kidding:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4253849.stm

 

[Krokus]

pretty amusing

 

[Leo tickles]

What in the hell is wrong with people these days?

 

[jugner]

That's why I quit drinking (I mean stupid things happen that you normally would not do)

 

[Traveler]

I like the part where she say's "I am not a violent person".Man,I would hate to see what would happen if she got pissedo off.

 

[venray]

What is this fascination in the UK with destroying testicles..(See rugby thread).....


😉

 

[Oddjob0226]

Isn't this supposed to happen IN the divorce court, rather than outside of it?

 

[MissBeeHaven]

Wow, she ripped the darn thing off? She must work out!

 

[natural tickler]

Damn, this woman make Lorena Bobbitt look like an angel

 

[asutickler]

Wow, she ripped the darn thing off? She must work out!

You know, I had that EXACT same thought. How in the hell do you manage to just up and rip someone's TESTICLE off?!? I mean, I know that the 'ol sack isn't exactly made out of leather, but still...

 

[MrMacphisto]

I think we can safely say that woman had balls, or rather, a ball... It makes sense, since he was trying to "get her in the sack;" she just reacted first. Nevertheless, this man is now single in two senses of the word.

 

[buggs]

Remember that story I posted a few months ago about them finding prozac in the drinking water in Brittian. And not just traces but alot. HMMMMMMMMMM. Also, she ripped it off.

MONTI: Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I am angry.

GUY: Well hey, we agreed to an open relationship.

Monti turns green and then rips nuts off while multiple frames from different camera angles movie around the screen like comic book panels.

 

[milagros317]

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

And what would a violent person have done? Killed him with her bare hands, I presume.

 

[steph]

Obviously FEAR is not a FACTOR...🙄
XOXO

 

[MissBeeHaven]

I just re-read that article and did I see it correct, she tried to swallow it?

 

[kis123]

What is this fascination in the UK with destroying testicles..(See rugby thread).....


😉

I was just thinking the same thing! So much for the "This is one crazy b**ch" thread as well. She's the whackjob winner for the week. How on earth could she do such a thing? How in the hell do you rip someone's testicles off, stick them in your mouth and swallow to the point of choking yourself then handing it back to him?

All I can do is sit here and shake my head.....

 

[Brewhaha]

Wow...talk about "nuts"...😀

 

[ElectricEye72]

Nothing New To Me!

Not the first time this has happened. My wife did that to me after she found my Famke Janssen photo collection from Ebay. Ah well! Little known fact: Adolph Hitler only had one testicle...swear to God!😀

 

[natural tickler]

This makes my sack hurt just thinking about it. I wonder if my wife have that type of strength.... 🙄

 

[MrMacphisto]

I bet no one will tell her to "get a grip" ever again.

 

[Haltickling]

I just re-read that article and did I see it correct, she tried to swallow it?

Yeah. She should have boiled it first for 3 minutes, then eat it with a touch of Sauce Hollandaise: the perfect Egg Benedict. But those Brits have no cuisine culture... 😛

 

[ticklingfeet4fu]

The only thing that comes to mind is "ouch that must of hurt." That lady must have been mad. You ladies would do that to any of us. Would you?

 

[kis123]

The only thing that comes to mind is "ouch that must of hurt." That lady must have been mad. You ladies would do that to any of us. Would you?

Not unless it tastes like chicken!!!!

 

[ticklingfeet4fu]

OH NO!!! . You would? Well gotta go.

 

[kis123]

OH NO!!! . You would? Well gotta go.

Believe me, I was only joking! I would never be around a man long enough for him to make me lose that much control. Me being the control freak that I am wouldn't allow someone to control my emotions to the point where I'd get that angry. That is a physical-sexual assault combination. She's going to do time for it. I'm not willing to give up my freedom for any man. Been there and done that and will NEVER do it again!!!!