Tickle Threats

[bclark]

Hi this is my first post in the tickling disscussion thread, so im not sure if this topic has been mention before, if so i apologize. I was wondering has anyone ever given or received a tickle threat. Like for example if someone said to you "if you tell anyone i'll tickle you to death", something like that

Thanks

 

[LD_Tickler]

Hell yes. All the damn time. It's a great excuse to tickle girls. It's usually a "tell me or I'll tickle you" or a "give me my keys back or I'll tickle you" or whatever.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

I tend to have kind of sassy mouth so yeah, I've heard something along those lines a time or two 😛

 

[Artoo]

Yep. "Give me back my juggling balls or I'll tickle you" seems to be something that comes out of my mouth more often than not.

 

[English]

Making tickle threats are great as long as you are with a someone who enjoys being tickled because it scares them (in a playful way) and excites them at the same time. Your lee will be much more receptive to your tickling if she has been anticipating it for a while...

 

[leafstk]

I love to be threatened in this manner, but I admit its not often I actually use this tactic in my vanilla relationships, lol 😀 *smacks head*

 

[QueenMari]

Many times.I put the threat to the test and every time it was BS.

 

[pool234]

Been on both sides of that one. Once it was carried out, though the threat never really was made in the first place...someone just wanted something from me. Actually a few time sthat's happened hmm

 

[50greg]

I have an aide who enjoys threatening to tickle my feet.

 

[jossan_86]

jag har blivit "hotad" ett par ggr.. de har varit för att ja inte skulle sluta att skratta och för att jag skulle sluta härmas.. den gången ja härmades åkte ja på en liten omgång🙂

 

[leafstk]

jag har blivit "hotad" ett par ggr.. de har varit för att ja inte skulle sluta att skratta och för att jag skulle sluta härmas.. den gången ja härmades åkte ja på en liten omgång🙂

Did he just threaten me?

 

[fightinggirl666]

I make tickle threats all the time and they usually work 😛 Especially if the other person knows I'm not ticklish, I mean if you can't fight back you're kinda in for it ain't ya haaa.

 

[leafstk]

^true that 😛

 

[DGF1976]

I make tickle threats all the time and they usually work 😛 Especially if the other person knows I'm not ticklish, I mean if you can't fight back you're kinda in for it ain't ya haaa.

Nobody is scared of your threats. 😛

 

[texastickler]

Yes both ways. Love this thread. Tickle threats are fun, acting on them are way better.

 

[TheTickleMonster]

I have given those threats.. but i've never actually said the word tickle, a few times when people laugh at me or whatever i'll say "Come over here and I'll give you reason to laugh" 😛

 

[asutickler]

I tend to have kind of sassy mouth so yeah, I've heard something along those lines a time or two 😛

You HAVE?! Omg, from WHO?!?!?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

You HAVE?! Omg, from WHO?!?!?

Well, let's examine the evidence...

Don't worry though! Being the fair guy I am, the next time we meet I'm going to friggin' tackle you to the ground and straddle you as outlined above. I'll then slowly count to 100 as you attempt to fling me off. If you manage to throw me off of you, you can claim victory (for once) and will have embarrassed me mightily. If, however, you can't toss me off before I count to 100, I will pwn you so hard and for so long that you'll still be feeling it (and squealing accordingly) when the Mayan calendar runs out in 2012. 😀

You know what? After I've pwnt the living shit out of Skippy, and she's lying there all panting and sweaty and worn out to the extent that even I start to feel slightly bad for her and figure she's had enough...

When that happens, will someone kindly remind me that she made a mockery of my favorite president? Seriously. That shit don't fly around these parts.

Well, you're sort of right...

Last year we went easy on you because you were just a n00b. This year, especially since Mondy saw fit to broadcast what a badass you are now, we're going to give you the SERIOUS Dr. Rhino treatment. Think of the game "Operation" only if it wasn't a game and the objective was to make the patient shriek constantly. Also, this year we'll have nurses on standby to feed us cookies during the procedure, so we won't need to stop until we're DONE.

You get to be the girl who's passed out from exhaustion in the corner, because she ran her mouth just a bit too much and got the unholy living shit pwned out of her.

H'ok, it's like this:


1. Go buy a gigantic plastic hamster ball. 6' diameter should work nicely.

2. Hire 13 midgets.

3. Get the midgets and your giant ball together, and take them all the way to the top of Mt. Everest.

4. Climb in the ball.

5. Have the midgets climb into the ball surrounding you.

6. <strike>Get one TMF member in a Darth Vader costume and one TMF member in a string bikini, and</strike> Er... Nevermind. Skip to step 7.

7. Roll the giant ball with all of you in it down the side of the mountain.

8. As soon as the ball starts rolling, have all 13 midgets start tickling the living shit out of you.


What's the point of all this, you ask? Simple. If you followed steps 1 through 8 correctly, you would have experienced roughly .1% of the pwnage that I'm going to unleash upon you in November.

Whoa, you have a Sonicare? I also have a Sonicare. I don't know about yours, but my Sonicare is always quite lonely, and longs for quality social interaction with others of its kind. Perhaps we should arrange a playdate for our Sonicares to meet and get to know one another. Perhaps... In November? On Skippy? 😀

I'm going to pwn you until you sound like Yosimite Sam on crack.

No, we're going to rumble the same way we always do: You'll talk shit until we're face to face, and then start trying to act sweet and innocent. I won't buy it, and will proceed with pwning you until the cows come home.

of course you can have rhino cuddles... Right before I pwn your candy ass straight into the Fail Ward of the local E.R.

That is all.

 

[leafstk]

Hahaha!!

 

[texastickler]

This thread just gets better. Love that Skip.😀

 

[FootballGuy]

Good stuff Skip! LOL

I'm always sarcastic and the girls I date are the same so yeah. Lots of threats and lots of teasing... it's always more fun that way.

 

[CuteJill143]

To me; that's the best threat I can EVER get from someone. I had an ex back in high school who did not know about me but one time on aim he made a threat. I don't know how i provoked him but he said "Jill so help me, if you say that one more time I will tie you up and tickle you until you pee yourself." Wow. lol. I had another casual encounter about 4 years ago when someone found out that I was ticklish. His name was Danny. We were in his car. He did a quick poke and I jumped and squealed. He said " Uh oh! Don't tell me you're ticklish because Once I find out you're ticklish, its over!"

 

[tkltease]

Many times.I put the threat to the test and every time it was BS.

well you need to meet a real tickler then that will carry out on the threat as someone like me would do no questions asked

 

[grandizer]

I've used it many times. It's always in good fun till someone gets kicked. lol

 

[grandizer]

I make tickle threats all the time and they usually work 😛 Especially if the other person knows I'm not ticklish, I mean if you can't fight back you're kinda in for it ain't ya haaa.

Not ticklish? I call BullSh#@!