Many people here wanna strangle Baiter...but no one here really knows any details of his escapades. Lets hear it Master!
There are a few, and I used a lot of same techniques, but I'll start out with one that I used many times with great results. I'll call it the Match Game.
I used to belong to an internet dating site called Match. I'm sure a lot of you have heard of it. This was about 10 years ago, and I had never tried internet dating, I always used standard old school methods.
Match was awesome! I wrote a funny profile, and made it clear I was looking for some fun, not necessarily a serious relationship. I posted pictures, and in no time my in-box was flooded with responses. I couldn't believe it. It's a good thing I was laid off from my seasonal construction job, because it was very time consuming.
The women were eager and surprisingly good looking. Some w/ kids, some without. All kinds. I found that not being too aggressive was the way to go; too many "serious daters" and pushy guys out there already, so I took my time. Some girls liked me a lot, some not so much, but there was always a steady stream coming to me, as well as the ones I was seeking out. It was like window shopping for chics, or it was like being back in college.
I started with Email exchanges, lots of those, jokes and funny stories. It was like Facebook before there was Facebook. Match used a double-blind server, but it was pretty easy to get them to exchange emails off of the Match server, and it was way easier to keep track of who I was talking too. I actually had to use a notebook after I screwed up the names and pissed off one of them. Live and learn.
I would play 10 questions w/ them. You ask me, and I ask you. I would sneak in "the question" w/o looking like a freak. They usually answered w/o thinking twice. There was one total hottie in particular that avoided it for a while, but I eventually wore her down. She said she was "deathly ticklish, especially on my footsies". YES!! "Deena" just moved to the top of my list!
After emails came the phone calls. A few more were weeded out, some by me, some by them. That's the nature of internet dating. I didn't sweat it.
Deena was still in the picture.
After a few rounds of phone calls were placed, I started to meet my potential "victims". Again more cuts were made. Some looked better in person, others worse. If we liked each other than we made dates. If I liked them a lot, I took them out on my big motorcycle. +10 Bad Boy points. Even more for being in a rock band, but I kept them out of that for the time being. I had my fill of bar girls and groupies, and was going after a different class of woman: respectable, successful, educated, independent, and knockout beauties.
And why not?! This was turning out to be a great experiment.
I wrangled my first date with Deena a few weeks later. I had logged in hours of phone calls and emails and considered her to be in the Top 5. I suggested a group date with a few other couples. She agreed to meet us all at my condo and have a few drinks before we went out to Moby Dick's to see my friend's show-stopping cover band.
I met her in the parking lot. To she did not disappoint was an understatement. She was a dead ringer for Kate fucking Hudson! Long blond voluminous hair with loose curls. Big brown doe-eyes that disappeared when she flashed her trademark HUGE smile. Perfect teeth. Tall, killer body with a spectacular ass. (hey, I'm an ass man!)
I got a little weak in the knees, and I the thought "She's outta your league, bro" crossed my mind. Nonetheless, I said "Hi" gave her a hug, (damn she smelled great) and brought her inside to meet my friends.
I had her scent now ... the hunt was on!
Of course, everyone loved her. I took her over to the wet bar in the game room downstairs and whipped up a round of Malibu Beachcombers for the ladies and did a few shots of Patron w/ the guys, who were nodding and smiling. My best friend and fellow band member Ben, mumbled under his breath, "You fuckin' DOG!"
It was a great night. I must say the whole "group of people" idea was a stroke of genius. The pressure was off both of us. We just relaxed into each other at the club, which was only a couple of miles away into downtown. She later admitted she was a suburban girl who didn't go into the city much, especially clubbing at night, so she was kind of impressed with the whole thing. The band sounded great, and we were hitting it off in a big way.
We ended up almost closing the place down before heading back to my place for a nightcap. We all rode our motorcycles and some of my friends left from there, but Ben and Holly, and Will and Kelly decided to come back with us.
It was out in the parking lot, right before we jumped on the bike that she gave me a hug and looked straight into my eyes and said, "Thanks for such a great night. I'm having a blast". I paused, drinking in her beauty, and went in for the best damn kiss of my life. It was the kind you never want to end. I kind of lost track, and heard my friends hootin' and hollerin' at us! I started to laugh and she buried her head in my chest, embarrassed. It was kind of funny, and she laughed along with all of us as they continued the whistles and catcalls.
When we got back to my place, we had another drink and said goodbye to our friends. Finally, we were alone. When she excused herself to use the bathroom I put on some music and was expecting her to leave soon, but being the concerned guy I am, I offered her the futon in the game room (no guest bed, I'm a guy).
"Really, that's not a problem?" she said. "Because I was going to ask you if it would be alright if I could stay the night. I'm feeling more than a little buzzed, and don't think it's a good idea to drive all the way home right now. I could take a cab home if you'd like, but I..."
"Nonsense!" I interrupted, "It's the
responsible thing to do! Let me get some blankets for you."
She ended up staying all weekend.
When I returned, I "popped" down the futon (love those things) and laid out some blankets.
"Mind if I take off my boots"
"Mind?! Naaah, go ahead! Make yourself at home".
I was hoping the booze hid my excitement as I watched her unzip her boots. She had tight fitting, almost sheer socks on that showed off the outline of her well-formed size 8 foot and toes.
I tried not to stare, but it was tough. Things were looking great from here!
"I hope they don't smell too bad, I was having so much fun dancing ..."
"Don't worry about it... You're fine... Have a seat!" As I patted the futon.
We then started making out like our plane was going down. I fixed us another round of drinks and dimmed the lights. I threw in a burn I made.
It was time to get to work.
We continued to kiss, and the petting started. Then the heavy petting started. Even though this was technically our first date, we'd been talking and emailing for well over a month now. The attraction was reaching a fever pitch.
"God the music sounds great tonight"
"Yeah, it does!"
I slid my hand under her button-down blouse. No resistance. I stroked her thighs over her dress pants and cupped my hand over her nether regions.
She whispered, "Maybe we should wait".
"Whatever you want, you're the boss, baby!"
"But I don't want you to stop! I just..."
"Shhhhh. Kiss me, you fool!"
I tossed her onto her back and pinned her arms over her head and furiously kissed her; pressing my now obvious member against her thigh. She responded with a nice pelvic push. I held her firmly and continued for a few seconds, looking her in the eye, hoping to crack her armor.
"Ohh, why don't you just tie me up already and get it over with!"
"R- r-really?!?" My grin must have been off the charts.
"No...just kidding. You're making me so hot, though."
"Ever been tied up and teased before?"
"Noooo" she cooed.
"Wanna try it? You can keep all of your clothes on, Scout's Honor"
"It's not that I don't want to...I just think we should..."
"Come on, it'll be fun!"
"Ummm....Ok". She was biting her lip and giggling.
DAMN!! I couldn't believe my ears!.
"Hang on a sec. Here's your drink. I'll be right back!"
I bolted up the stairs to my bedroom. Where are those fucking neckties?!
If only I'd worn suits more than a couple of times a year I would be able to fucking ... YES!!!
I was never so happy to see a tie in my life. I grabbed a handful and raced back downstairs, almost breaking mu neck in the process, and found her in the same spot, sipping her drink.
"Can I use the bathroom again, first?"
"Sure!" Such a sweet girl, she asks for everything!
"Go ahead!" I was thinking that was a good idea considering what I had in store for her.
I laid her in the center of the futon and fastened her wrists separately to each corner, pretty quickly, and gave her a long kiss. I noticed her well-manicured nails and hands. Everything about this girl was hot. I nibbled her neck and she let out a soft squeal. Then I moved down to her feet and fastened her ankles directly to each side of the arm rest with no slack in the rope, stretching her taunt. Her heels hanging slightly off the mattress.
I stood up to admire my work. She looked ravishing and smiled at me saying, "So what are you gonna do w/ me now, boyscout?"
I just laughed as I traced my fingers up her thighs to her hips and up her rib cage. "Why, help you across the street, of course!"
Kissing her neck and lips, I went in for a little test. Very light, soft strokes to her ribs and belly. She let our a soft giggle, and I dug in just a little harder as she yelped and tested her bonds.
Now it was time to move in for the kill. Down to her feet. Her words from that e-mail were echoing in my brain. My pulse was racing. I peeled off her socks one by one and caught my first good look at her perfectly aligned toes and high, smooth arches. I glanced up and found her tilting her head, straining to see what I was doing. A puzzled look at first, then mild panic spread across her pretty face as I took one finger and zipped it up her foot, heel to toes. It was like an electric shock crashed into her brain!
This was even better than I had hoped for.
"Ticklish?!?"
"Oh my God .... Yeeeees!" Now the smile was back, but there was a slight quiver to her voice. I almost lost it right there.
"Any last words?!"
"Oh no..... " was all she got out.
I'm not sure how long I was down there, maybe 10-15 minutes, probably less.
I gave her a break and went up to kiss her again. Then headed back down.
She was easily the most ticklish victim I ever snared, and I wasn't gonna let her go quite yet. I taunted her and verbally teased her.
"How does a nice girl like you end up in a place like this?" and that sort of thing.
She went from laughing to moaning to laughing to screaming to laughing, but she never once asked me to stop, which I found incredibly sexy.
The whole thing lasted about 45 minutes and I as I untied her she grabbed me and started kissing me like a woman possessed.
"Your turn" she said as she straddled me and started to grind into me.
I reached for my zipper and she stopped me cold.
"Clothes stay on for now, ok?"
It was excruciating, but in my current state of arousal, I didn't last long.
I took a quick shower and when I got out she was laying down, wearing my old Penn State sweatshirt, about 10 sizes too big for her.
"I hope you don't mind, but I just love guys clothes!"
"Naw, go right ahead."
We ended up spooning on the futon and watched old movies until we fell asleep. By the time we got up, it was around noon and we headed to the mall to grab lunch and she bought a new outfit.
Real sex didn't happen until later that night, but it was worth the wait.
It was without a doubt one of the greatest nights of my life.
I have a couple others that are more ruthless if you like that sort of thing.
This was just the first one that came to mind.
Flame on, Johnny!
