TMF's manliest of Men

[tkrexx]

Okay, I can't take it any more, I must confess, and gentle people of the forum, this is very true.

I won't bore you with facts about being a United States Marine (There's lots of Jarheads out there) or being high school wrestling team captain in 11th grade (I'm sure that has happened before and/or since). I'll refrain from boasting about the women I've had sex with and/or tickled (I consider myself lucky I'm not communicable, and happy with being monogomous for a decade).

I won't go into how I tore a muscle saving my daughter's life (Tho I DO still limp a little) or how I raised my son alone for 12 years (Women have been doing this since the dawn of time). You don't need to know how I fought (and lost) the flood of '93 or how many bottles of 100 proof Yukon Jack I've killed off while tending bar in a place that makes "Roadhouse" look like "Romper Room."

And you don't know how many times you've heard of me or something I've done outside this forum.

How many countries I've visited or how many times I rode a motorcycle across this country (I swear I think Bob Seager wrote songs about me) does not make me any more or less of a man than any other men who frequent this forum.

But last summer I went to the grocery store to buy pads for my wife. There was a woman at the check-out counter, and a woman behind me in line. I didn't buy anything else.

I'm not sure if this qualifies me as being "Manly," because in all honesty, I did blush.

Rxx

 

[Mimi]

A real man is comfortable enough with his own sexuality to hold a womans purse while she's trying on clothes in the dressing room... 😀

Mimi

 

[Roseblossom]

Just yesterday, I managed to grow a THREE FOOT PENIS in a petrie dish...

And when you're not playing with it, you can keep it under your bed to slug unconscious any burglars who break in... 😛

 

[BigJim]

And when you're not playing with it, you can keep it under your bed to slug unconscious any burglars who break in... 😛

Reminds me of a magazine article where I read a woman complaining that size could be counter-productive after she'd "been on the receiving end of what looked like a football sock filled with threepenny bits".

Now if I can read a woman's magazine and still openly admit it, I gotta be a manly man! 😀

 

[steph]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey...

She said "slug"! 😀
XOXO

And when you're not playing with it, you can keep it under your bed to slug unconscious any burglars who break in... 😛

 

[fitnesstickle]

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[TummyDragon]

Would you like to see me write your name in the snow, Dave? 😉

Mimi 😀

Yeah, women can write their names in the snow... they just have to walk farther.

 

[Iggy pop]

A real man is comfortable enough with his own sexuality to hold a womans purse while she's trying on clothes in the dressing room... 😀

Mimi

Oh no way. You're purse is personal property and you can take it into the dressing room with you. If you insist on me holding your purse then I'm going to look through it.

 

[Iggy pop]

I took a crap the size of Mexico yesterday. Does that make me manly? Who knows. But it does mean I got to stop eating so much bread. And I am betting them rat bastard local sanitation department is going to send me a bill the size of Mexico to roto rooter the damn sewage drains throughout the city to make a path for that bad boy to launch out to sea. Damn, I got to stop eating so much bread.

Buggs, this is just too much information.

 

[Marauder]

A real man is comfortable enough with his own sexuality to hold a womans purse while she's trying on clothes in the dressing room... 😀

Mimi

I did that a few times. Three of which times she left my standing in the lingerie department. In my goth-punk outfit. Complete with eyeliner and fright-wig hair. In a mainstream department store. The pink frills seared my eyes, and all the women around eyed me with distrust and contempt while corporate synth-pop from the store's speakers was dry-cleaning my ears. It was horrible.

 

[toyou444]

I got y'all beat!

I am so mannly that I will eat the heel of a loaf of bread rather make my family dig around it to get to the "good bread" before just throwing the two heels away!

~ toyou