Twenty Questions: TMF Members

[ticklemebreezy]

1) a worm

2) bite a guy's ass (lol)

3) a GMC Sierra shortbox with stepsides and a lift kit with a ladder needed to get into. OH! and a color of candy apple red!
4) $200 from my mother's underwear drawer (me bad!)

5) running in a short skirt when I realized that the wolf whistles were for the view of my panties because my skirt rode up

6) my eyes...glasses are so annoying!

7) all of my Wynonna Judd collection

8) no

9) The reason why I can't go out with you anymore is because I don't feel good.

10) Behind my parent's shed next to a busy road

11) Wynonna Judd

12) no, because even she don't deserve to get away THAT easy!

13) yes

14) Ice Ice baby

15) my twin (who doesn't exist)

16) Old Yeller

17) Ginger

18) That I was born with a tail, which involved me pulling my pants down a ways to show my birth mark. Yes, ppl actually believed it!

19) biting my nails

20) like I got run over by a fricken semi

 

[Cactus John]

1) What's the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth?

a moldy cupcake (It was an accident)

2) What's the dumbest thing you ever did on a cash bet?

never did anything dumb on a cash bet

3) Given any amount of money, what's the one car you would drive for the rest of your life?

a loaded Aurora

4) Have you ever stolen anything other than nickel-and-dime shit when you were a kid?

nope

5) What was your single most embarrassing moment?

when my ex-girlfriend (and current best buddy) found out I was "touching myself in an impure manner" while we were on the phone one day.

6) Given the funding, would you ever get corrective surgery, and if so, where?

yeah, that laser eye surgery stuff

7) What is the one (and I mean ONE) CD you cannot live without in your collection?

Beethoven's 9th Symphony

8) You've found a wallet. There are a lot of bills in it. Do you keep any?

yes.

9) What's the lamest excuse you came up with in order to break up with someone?

I've only had good reasons

10) Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex?

on a pool table

11) If you could be any one person...real or fictional...who would it be?

Batman

12) If you were 100% assured that you would get away with it, would you kill the person you hate the most?

yes

13) Have you ever wished you were of the opposite sex?

yes.

14) What is your favorite song that you'd never admit you actually liked?

I don't hide any song I like

15) Who is the one person you would like an hour with to tickle-torture? (Again assuming you'd get away with it.)

god only one!?! what if I just had 4 15 minute sessions, one with Jodie Foster, one with Shania Twain, one with Martina McBride, and

one with Shirley Manson

16) What film moved you the most? Not your favorite per se...but moved you?

Chasing Amy

17) Ginger or Mary-Anne?

Mary-Anne

18) What's the biggest lie you ever told?

never really told a big lie

19) What's the one habit you have that you'd take a pill to get rid of if they had one?

Losing my temper and screaming at morons

20) How do you feel?

like the head pin on the bowling alley of life, and EVERYBODY is throwing strikes.

 

[desdemona]

1. Any fish
2. I don't bet.
3. Any that gets me from point A to point B; Or an electric car, what the hell
4. No
5. Tough call...probably being named the student most likely to spontaneously combust (I was always on the go in vet school...)
6. I do surgery. I wouldn't submit to the knife for an elective procedure.
7. Handel's Messiah
8. No
9. Haven't used any
10. In a car
11. Amelia Earhart
12. There's no one that I hate that much.
13. Once a month...
14. Anything by eminem
15. N/A
16. It's A Wonderful Life...since it's that time of year. I cry everytime I watch it.
17. Neither
18. Pass
19. I take enough medicine already, thanks
20. Pretty good considering I'm normally depressed this time of year.

 

[nerdness]

ive been lurking for quite a while... but im a sucker for questionnares... so ill start posting again, heh.

1) What's the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth?
heh, well, a foot i guess, but being that i enjoyed that... i once packed my mouth full of pennies. that was pretty disgusting.

2) What's the dumbest thing you ever did on a cash bet?
packed my mouth full of pennies (see #1)

3) Given any amount of money, what's the one car you would drive for the rest of your life?
car? screw that, i'd by a private jet.

4) Have you ever stolen anything other than nickel-and-dime shit when you were a kid?
i stole a pack of sharpies... im a rebel!

5) What was your single most embarrassing moment?
about 5 years ago in a hockey game, i tried a one-timer and completely fanned on it. needless to say, i ended up on my ass.

6) Given the funding, would you ever get corrective surgery, and if so, where?
yes, on my eyes.

7) What is the one (and I mean ONE) CD you cannot live without in your collection?
oooh man... this is hard... maybe "Liveage" by The Descendents

8) You've found a wallet. There are a lot of bills in it. Do you keep any?
all of it. im poor.

9) What's the lamest excuse you came up with in order to break up with someone?
ive never broken up with someone, ive only been dumped.

10) Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex?
virgin

11) If you could be any one person...real or fictional...who would it be?
jesus christ.

12) If you were 100% assured that you would get away with it, would you kill the person you hate the most?
oh GOD would i ever. man, can i have two kills?

13) Have you ever wished you were of the opposite sex?
yes, temporarily, to know what the fuck they're thinking.

14) What is your favorite song that you'd never admit you actually liked?
almost anything by Kenny Rogers.

15) Who is the one person you would like an hour with to tickle-torture? (Again assuming you'd get away with it.)
my old best friend's little sister. man that girl was the most ticklish human i have ever met.

16) What film moved you the most? Not your favorite per se...but moved you?
Pi. it made me care about school again.

17) Ginger or Mary-Anne?
N/A

18) What's the biggest lie you ever told?
told my mom i believed in god. pretty big lie.

19) What's the one habit you have that you'd take a pill to get rid of if they had one?
biting my nails. i need those!

20) How do you feel?
im STILL (after 3 months) trying to get over my ex-girlfriend, im sore from my hockey game, and im getting a cold. bah!

 

[Dave2112]

Ok, I guess it's time to put mine in here. Honestly, I didn't think this thing was going to get that many hits, so I never really thought of myself when writing these. Time to pay the piper, eh?


1) What's the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth?

A handful of maggots in 7th Grade Science class for a full 60 seconds. I swallowed a few by reflex.

2) What's the dumbest thing you ever did on a cash bet?

I got $50 for the above example of pure human stupididty.

3) Given any amount of money, what's the one car you would drive for the rest of your life?

A 1957 Chevrolet Bel-Air, but retro-fitted with a digital dashboard.

4) Have you ever stolen anything other than nickel-and-dime shit when you were a kid?

When I was 16, my friend and I came across an abandoned house out in the woods. We made it into our party place and used car batteries to light it. There was a rash of unexplained auto headlight thefts in my town for a few weeks...

5) What was your single most embarrassing moment?

Playing air-guitar to "2112" with a set of headphones on, oblivious to the fact that several members of my family were watching me the whole time. Did I mention that I was singing it, too? Those shits let me go through the whole 20-minute piece before breaking out in mock applause and lighter waving...

6) Given the funding, would you ever get corrective surgery, and if so, where?

I'd get cat's-eye pupils....deep purple. Either that or retractable claws.

7) What is the one (and I mean ONE) CD you cannot live without in your collection?

"Misplaced Childhood" - Marillion

8) You've found a wallet. There are a lot of bills in it. Do you keep any?

No. I find a lot of wallets where I work and they always get back to thier owners intact.

9) What's the lamest excuse you came up with in order to break up with someone?

I think I'm gay.

10) Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex?

In a graveyard.

11) If you could be any one person...real or fictional...who would it be?

Qui-Gon Jinn

12) If you were 100% assured that you would get away with it, would you kill the person you hate the most?

In the case of one specific person...yes.

13) Have you ever wished you were of the opposite sex?

Yes. I don't know if I'd want it to be permanent or not, but since it'll never happen, it's a moot point.

14) What is your favorite song that you'd never admit you actually liked?

Toss-up between "Dancing Queen" by ABBA or "I Love You, Always Forever" by some one-hit-wonder chick.

15) Who is the one person you would like an hour with to tickle-torture? (Again assuming you'd get away with it.)

Speaking strictly from a fantasy aspect...Jessica Alba.

16) What film moved you the most? Not your favorite per se...but moved you?

Rocky. It was the first film I ever saw where the hero won by not winning.

17) Ginger or Mary-Anne?

Mary-Anne

18) What's the biggest lie you ever told?

8th Grade...in order to get out of an important science test I didn't prepare for, I complained of severe stomach pains and was sent to the school nurse. One thing led to another and I wound up having my appendix taken out. Long story...don't ask.

19) What's the one habit you have that you'd take a pill to get rid of if they had one?

Smoking.

20) How do you feel?

Through The Force.

 

[Flatfoot]

1) What's the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth?
Chili made with Jabanero peppers at a chili cookoff to raise funds for the Marine Corps Ball. I looked like a fool trying to keep my bearing when I felt that stuff suck the very life from my face.

2) What's the dumbest thing you ever did on a cash bet?
Never made a legitimate cash bet on anything.

3) Given any amount of money, what's the one car you would drive for the rest of your life?
Either A Geo Metro, because it feels like a Power Wheels, or a Chevy S-10, which is familiar to me. I don't like change.

4) Have you ever stolen anything other than nickel-and-dime shit when you were a kid?
When I was a teenager with some friends at Busch Gardens, I stole a mood ring from a gift shop for an old girlfriend. I would've paid for it, too, but I was already ticked off at the amusement park prices, and the cashier just walked off without a word when we walked up to the counter (Not that it's justified), so we just walked out.

5) What was your single most embarrassing moment?
See Question #18

6) Given the funding, would you ever get corrective surgery, and if so, where?
No, my biggest "flaw" is my left eye, which turns inward when I don't wear my contacts. I have too much fun confusing people and freaking them out, because I can switch back and forth which eye turns in, or I can even straighten them if I relax my eyes. I might straighten my nose, though.

7) What is the one (and I mean ONE) CD you cannot live without in your collection?
Who needs CDs when you've got Kazaa?

8) You've found a wallet. There are a lot of bills in it. Do you keep any?
No. It feels good to see the relief on someone's face when you return something to them that they were desperately looking for.

9) What's the lamest excuse you came up with in order to break up with someone?
Never needed one. If I initiated the breakup, it was because they did something stupid that really pissed me off, and they knew why it happened.

10) Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex?
In the passenger seat of my truck. It doesn't sound too strange, but it was my mother's truck at the time, and the windows on that whole side of the truck were the only windows that would fog up for the next couple weeks. I always wondered if that baffled my Mom.

11) If you could be any one person...real or fictional...who would it be?
Raistlin Majere (the most powerful and ambitious wizard in all of the Dragonlance Saga) minus the constant bloody coughing fits and eternal torment in the Abyss at the hands of the Queen of Darkness (Not as pleasant as it sounds. She's not into tickling!).

12) If you were 100% assured that you would get away with it, would you kill the person you hate the most?
I'm not capable of hating anyone for more than a couple hours, so no. If I ever have to kill anyone, it's not out of hate, just my job.

13) Have you ever wished you were of the opposite sex?
Well, I always wondered what the female orgasm felt like, but at the same time, I wouldn't want a bunch of dudes hounding me all the time, so nahhh. I wouldn't trade my gender for anything.

14) What is your favorite song that you'd never admit you actually liked?
It's a techno song. I think it's called "We're in Heaven" by DJ Sammy.

15) Who is the one person you would like an hour with to tickle-torture? (Again assuming you'd get away with it.)
I couldn't tickle anyone in a mean-spirited fashion. It would have to be with someone completely consentual who could eliminate all self-consciousness and doubts about it, and enjoyed it immensely.

16) What film moved you the most? Not your favorite per se...but moved you?
Dogma. It made me start looking at God in a more "motherly/feminine" way, although it took a while to stop visualizing Alanis Morisette as God.

17) Ginger or Mary-Anne?
Ginger

18) What's the biggest lie you ever told?
On the phone with Microsoft tech support:
"Yeah, I'm having a problem with Windows. The registration number to my copy? Let's see, it's blah blah blah... what do you mean someone else is using that number? Of course it's my copy! Where did I buy it? Ummm...Circuit City, I believe." This probably also qualifies as the dumbest thing I ever did without money! 😱

19) What's the one habit you have that you'd take a pill to get rid of if they had one?
Obsessive-compulsiveness/anully-retentiveness (spelled wrong?)

20) How do you feel?
Hungry! I think I'll go make some chili dogs...

 

[desdemona]

Thanks, Dave. Interesting stuff...and I'm glad you followed through with your own version of answers. Now if I could only get that "I Love You, Now and Forever" song out of my head...
BTW...my brother in law had to request that umpteen times from the local radio station before he and my sister got married - it was "their song." Thanks for the memories - both pleasant and unpleasant!

 

[BellaRisa]

So, how well do you know yourself? Be honest. If enough folks find this thread interesting, I'll post my own answers. I ask only one thing if possible; post your answers without "quoting" the whole post...if everyone does that, it's going to take up a lot of pages.

Ok, here goes...

1) What's the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth?

My baby's pacifier after it'd been on a heinously nasty floor.


2) What's the dumbest thing you ever did on a cash bet?

Don't make bets. Dumbest thing I ever did on a dare was do three nude somersaults on a hayride.

3) Given any amount of money, what's the one car you would drive for the rest of your life?

My Lumina, believe it or not-it suits my very short frame perfectly and has the smoothest ride of any car I've driven. I'd like it in a convertible though.

4) Have you ever stolen anything other than nickel-and-dime shit when you were a kid?

I stole my best friend's boyfriend 10 yrs ago. I meant to return him but the fool married me <g>.

5) What was your single most embarrassing moment?

When I was twelve and about 10 guys attacked me in the public pool, removing my bathing suit.

6) Given the funding, would you ever get corrective surgery, and if so, where?

I'd get a lower tummy tuck.

7) What is the one (and I mean ONE) CD you cannot live without in your collection?

Help! by the Beatles

8) You've found a wallet. There are a lot of bills in it. Do you keep any?

Nope. Not because I'm honest but because I'd assume there was a tv camera somewhere 🙂

9) What's the lamest excuse you came up with in order to break up with someone?

"It's not you, it's me-I don't like YOU."

10) Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex?

Up against a tree during a canoe trip. My second baby arrived 9 months later, btw.

11) If you could be any one person...real or fictional...who would it be?

Rudy Huxtable.

12) If you were 100% assured that you would get away with it, would you kill the person you hate the most?

No, that person is troubled not kill-worthy, and has family that loves and needs him. Now ask me if I'd beat him in painful ways...

13) Have you ever wished you were of the opposite sex?

Yup, usually during labor. And I often wonder if my idea of how a guy should act would really work.

14) What is your favorite song that you'd never admit you actually liked?

I have no shame about music, I like what I like. I've been physically abused for my love of "MMBOP" on occasion...

15) Who is the one person you would like an hour with to tickle-torture? (Again assuming you'd get away with it.)

Adam, the person that I'm 'with' in the spanking community. He's insanely ticklish and won't let me near him, drat it. I'm dying to get him tied and destroy him <eg>.

16) What film moved you the most? Not your favorite per se...but moved you?

Sybil. Got me started as a Psych major.

17) Ginger or Mary-Anne?

Mary-Anne.

18) What's the biggest lie you ever told?

Online, I once told someone that I was a 6 ft tall blonde with a wooden leg and that I ran my own mannequin factory. I offered to sell him a few glass eyes and he signed off.

19) What's the one habit you have that you'd take a pill to get rid of if they had one?

Talking way, WAY too much.

20) How do you feel?

Tired but happy, as usual 🙂

 

[Neutron]

My Answers

1) What's the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth? Worm And Dog Biscuit Bread

2) What's the dumbest thing you ever did on a cash bet? Ate 50 Hard Boiled Eggs then did 1000 situps.

3) Given any amount of money, what's the one car you would drive for the rest of your life? I'd walk

4) Have you ever stolen anything other than nickel-and-dime shit when you were a kid? No

5) What was your single most embarrassing moment? Cumming on the first lady I tickled

6) Given the funding, would you ever get corrective surgery, and if so, where? No I would not. I'm perfect

7) What is the one (and I mean ONE) CD you cannot live without in your collection? Lady Luck by Broadzilla

8) You've found a wallet. There are a lot of bills in it. Do you keep any? No

9) What's the lamest excuse you came up with in order to break up with someone?
Goodbye

10) Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex? Public Library

11) If you could be any one person...real or fictional...who would it be? Admiral David Beatty, Battle Of Jutland

12) If you were 100% assured that you would get away with it, would you kill the person you hate the most? No. Only if it were legal

13) Have you ever wished you were of the opposite sex? No

14) What is your favorite song that you'd never admit you actually liked? Hmm If I like a song I admit to it.

15) Who is the one person you would like an hour with to tickle-torture? (Again assuming you'd get away with it.) KATE WINSLET!!!

16) What film moved you the most? Not your favorite per se...but moved you? Saving Private Ryan

17) Ginger or Mary-Anne? Mary Anne

18) What's the biggest lie you ever told? Never told one

19) What's the one habit you have that you'd take a pill to get rid of if they had one? Tapping the top of water bottles when I'm in meetings.

20) How do you feel? Awesome. King of all I see.

 

[Mitchell]

Okay, here are my answers to the 20 questions.

1. Most disgusting thing I've eaten- Bulls Balls aka Rocky Mountain Oysters in Oklahoma in 1986

2. Dumbest bet I made-when I had my parents place a bet at a sportsbook in 1986 on a Braves-Mets game when Braves were in last, Mets were in first. I bet on the Mets to win, and I lost! Stupid of me to bet on baseball!

3. I'm not very into cars. Perhaps I would still have a Buick. Rich or poor. My parents had Jags and Mercedes, and I didnt feel impressed by it. BFD.

4. I have never stolen anything in my life.

5. Oh, gosh, this is probably common, when I was a teenager, and jerking off. I didnt have a lock on my door, and my father walked in!

6. I would return all money if I found a lost wallet

7. One CD I cant live without- My Billy Joel complete hits collection 4 CD set.

8. no.

9.Lamest excuse for breakup-I'm going through a lot of issues now, I need time.

10. In Atlantic City, in a hotel suite, in a bed with a mirror above it. That was my first time w my ex gf Jenny in fact. It was neat!

11. If I could be one person, I would love to have been FDR. He had a good mind, and really cared about people.

12. I wouldnt kill the person I hated the most in the world. I dont think I could live with myself if I did that. (Unless he was trying to kill me first, and it was self defense.) I would just like to give him a good beating to teach him a lesson. I have fantasies of beating the hell out of him! All of you who know me, and my situation know who it is: My father. Yesterday he sent my mom the nastiest email for no reason, and I swear if I had the guy near me, I would have liked to have beat the hell out of him!

13. I dont think I'd like to be a girl.

14. Oh Gosh, probably Uptown Girl. Billy Joel's bubble gum rock song about Christie.

15. I cannot answer this question on the grounds it may incriminate me, and I dont want to embarrass the female who would be the object of my tickle torture!😀 It is a TMF female.

16. I see so many movies that it is hard to pick a film that moved me the most. One that comes to mind is Barbra Striesand's Prince of Tides. I felt moved how the tortured football coach played by Nolte went through the treatment process in an attempt to deal with his childhood issues.

17. Ginger

18. Biggest lie: Probably the time I wanted to get all the high school idiots off my back and made up that I had a girlfriend named Pam who lived in NYC. I had the hots for Victoria Principal back then and made up the fictional Pam to be a hot redhead like Ms Principal. Considering I was an anorexic geek back then, fat chance I'd ever get someone who looked like that. The jerks were so gullable, they actually bought it, even though they never asked for a picture!😀

19. Biting my nails. Gross, I know😡

20. Today I feel a bit tired after working and running around all week. I'm just trying to rest.

Well, those are my answers. Good questionaire Dave. Thanks!😀

I realize this isnt in order, but I forgot to answer the corrective surgery question, sorry. The answer to that is yes. For me, since I have no central vision in my right eye. (But Iam still fine, I still drive and such) I would get the elective surgery to correct it if I knew it was proven and I wouldnt go blind from it.
Mitch

 

[giggleygirl25]

1) What's the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth? grape jelly and american cheese sandwich (i was 5 at the time lol)

2) What's the dumbest thing you ever did on a cash bet? haven't done anything yet

3) Given any amount of money, what's the one car you would drive for the rest of your life? VW Bug

4) Have you ever stolen anything other than nickel-and-dime shit when you were a kid? nope never

5) What was your single most embarrassing moment? Falling on my butt in the middle of a christmas concert

6) Given the funding, would you ever get corrective surgery, and if so, where? boob job possibly(smaller tyvm) and my eyes need fixing

7) What is the one (and I mean ONE) CD you cannot live without in your collection? Queen Collection

8) You've found a wallet. There are a lot of bills in it. Do you keep any? nope i don't need money that badly

9) What's the lamest excuse you came up with in order to break up with someone? i'm usually the dumpee, not the dumper so i don't have an excuse

10) Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex? nowhere

11) If you could be any one person...real or fictional...who would it be? real~Louisa May Alcott, fictional~Katherine from Taming of the Shrew

12) If you were 100% assured that you would get away with it, would you kill the person you hate the most? nah she's not worth my time anymore

13) Have you ever wished you were of the opposite sex? once when i was about 10 but i got over it pretty quickly

14) What is your favorite song that you'd never admit you actually liked? The Chipmunk Song

15) Who is the one person you would like an hour with to tickle-torture? (Again assuming you'd get away with it.) hmmm i'll get back to you on that, i really don't know

16) What film moved you the most? Not your favorite per se...but moved you? Schindler's List

17) Ginger or Mary-Anne? neither but i'd do the Professor in a heartbeat

18) What's the biggest lie you ever told? i honestly don't remember

19) What's the one habit you have that you'd take a pill to get rid of if they had one? biting my damn nails

20) How do you feel? much better now that my hiccups are gone but i'd kill for a pepsi😀

 

[KoocheeKoo]

1) What's the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth?

as a child, there's no telling. Family rumor has it I once ate a waterbug 😀



2) What's the dumbest thing you ever did on a cash bet?

nothing, unless betting on pro football games counts)



3) Given any amount of money, what's the one car you would drive for the rest of your life?

Lincoln Continental



4) Have you ever stolen anything other than nickel-and-dime shit when you were a kid?

does a Sports Illustrated magazine count? 😀



5) What was your single most embarrassing moment?

I've had many....perhaps the worst when I was 16. While playing the drums at church, my throne (seat) collapsed, and I ended up on my rear in the floor...right in the middle of the song, in front of over 300 people



6) Given the funding, would you ever get corrective surgery, and if so, where?

probably not, except possibly to correct my eyesight (nearsighted)



7) What is the one (and I mean ONE) CD you cannot live without in your
collection?

"Steady On" by christian artists Point of Grace...those songs keep my spirits up when I'm sad 🙂



8) You've found a wallet. There are a lot of bills in it. Do you keep any?

no way



9) What's the lamest excuse you came up with in order to break up with someone?

I've never broken up with anyone...except one beautiful young lady in Mississippi I loved very much, but learned she was trying to patch things up with her ex-hubby. I didn't want to be the reason her children didn't have their dad & mom together again, so I bowed out (even though it broke my heart 🙁



10) Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex?

nowhere



11) If you could be any one person...real or fictional...who would it be?

Superman...to protect those who are unable to defend themselves



12) If you were 100% assured that you would get away with it, would you kill the person you hate the most?

at this time, probably not....I no longer hate anyone. Saying that, if he ever gave me an excuse....I could kill my sister's abusive ex-husband in a heartbeat, and never lose a seconds sleep over it



13) Have you ever wished you were of the opposite sex?

no way!



14) What is your favorite song that you'd never admit you actually liked?

"Short People" by Randy Newman (I'm only 5'7" 😀



15) Who is the one person you would like an hour with to tickle-torture? (Again assuming you'd get away with it.)

while there are many beautiful ladies I'd love to tickle, I don't want to tickle-torture anyone....unless it is her wish



16) What film moved you the most? Not your favorite per se...but moved you?

probably Steel Magnolias...those scenes of Shelby (Julia Roberts) on life support and dying (the same way my mom's life was ended 🙁



17) Ginger or Mary-Anne?

Mary-Anne



18) What's the biggest lie you ever told?

lies I told to dad to prevent him from beating/ abusing my little sis when she was a teenager; lies about her wherabouts, etc



19) What's the one habit you have that you'd take a pill to get rid of if they had one?

talking too much


20) How do you feel?

excited....always feel this way when my Atlanta Falcons are playing well at Christmastime🙂

 

[BigJim]

So, how well do you know yourself? Be honest. If enough folks find this thread interesting, I'll post my own answers. I ask only one thing if possible; post your answers without "quoting" the whole post...if everyone does that, it's going to take up a lot of pages.

Ok, here goes...

1) What's the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth? A toilet brush I chewed up when I was 18 months old.

2) What's the dumbest thing you ever did on a cash bet? Never done a bet for cash. Done a lot of dumb things for dares though... stepping in dogshit barefoot, playing chicken etc. Mostly done as a kid, although not totally.

3) Given any amount of money, what's the one car you would drive for the rest of your life? Either a Peugeot 407 Estate, or a humongous Range Rover.

4) Have you ever stolen anything other than nickel-and-dime shit when you were a kid? No.

5) What was your single most embarrassing moment? Realising the first person I ever met from the TMF was a borderline personality disorder who had set three of us against each other for her own amusement.

6) Given the funding, would you ever get corrective surgery, and if so, where? Liposuction on my beergut or penis extension.

7) What is the one (and I mean ONE) CD you cannot live without in your collection? I hardly ever listen to music. I prefer audio books.

8) You've found a wallet. There are a lot of bills in it. Do you keep any? No.

9) What's the lamest excuse you came up with in order to break up with someone? I've never broken up with anyone.

10) Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex? The prospective in-laws living room floor.

11) If you could be any one person...real or fictional...who would it be? The Incredible Hulk or Luke Skywalker. Dead heat.

12) If you were 100% assured that you would get away with it, would you kill the person you hate the most? No.

13) Have you ever wished you were of the opposite sex? No, although sometimes been curious about it.

14) What is your favorite song that you'd never admit you actually liked? Not a music person. Probably that song Hear'Say came out with after they were formed.

15) Who is the one person you would like an hour with to tickle-torture? (Again assuming you'd get away with it.) Anna Kournikova.

16) What film moved you the most? Not your favorite per se...but moved you? Return of the King.

17) Ginger or Mary-Anne? Huh?

18) What's the biggest lie you ever told? Never told any. <----- This one.

19) What's the one habit you have that you'd take a pill to get rid of if they had one? Being a compulsive low self-esteem sufferer. I think it IS a habit.

20) How do you feel? Like shit.😀

😎

 

[Neutron]

Big Jim

Find a website for the old Gilligans Island show. Then look for Mary Anne and Ginger. Ever since that show was on TV this has been a topic for American Males in bars, parties, work, and whenever we're not talking about other women.

Tron

 

[giggleygirl25]

http://timstvshowcase.com/gilligan.html this should help any that get stuck on the maryann/ginger question😉

 

[Limeoutsider]

1) What's the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth?
Milk Bone, although if dared I will do it again

2) What's the dumbest thing you ever did on a cash bet?
Opportunity hasnt come up yet


3) Given any amount of money, what's the one car you would drive for the rest of your life?
Monte Carlo


4) Have you ever stolen anything other than nickel-and-dime shit when you were a kid?
Nope

5) What was your single most embarrassing moment?
Anything with my parents


6) Given the funding, would you ever get corrective surgery, and if so, where?
yes, lasik


7) What is the one (and I mean ONE) CD you cannot live without in your collection? At the moment, Get Rich or Die Tryin



8) You've found a wallet. There are a lot of bills in it. Do you keep any?
Nope


9) What's the lamest excuse you came up with in order to break up with someone?




10) Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex?



11) If you could be any one person...real or fictional...who would it be? Paul Walker



12) If you were 100% assured that you would get away with it, would you kill the person you hate the most? hell yes



13) Have you ever wished you were of the opposite sex? hell yes


14) What is your favorite song that you'd never admit you actually liked? Ill admit to anything



15) Who is the one person you would like an hour with to tickle-torture? (Again assuming you'd get away with it.)

16) What film moved you the most? Not your favorite per se...but moved you?

17) Ginger or Mary-Anne? Ummm...Mary-Anne

18) What's the biggest lie you ever told? I havent told one that was believed yet

19) What's the one habit you have that you'd take a pill to get rid of if they had one? drinking out of the carton, biting my nails

20) How do you feel? cold

 

[TicklishSinner]

1) What's the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth?

Rocky Moutain Oysters...in other words...Bull Balls!

2) What's the dumbest thing you ever did on a cash bet?

Got on top of a balcony of a hotel on the second story, in high school while we were away on a band trip and pissed off the side onto my band director's head for 5 bucks....i was only supposed to pee, but it jsut so happened he was walking underneath

3) Given any amount of money, what's the one car you would drive for the rest of your life?

1969 Chevy Nova..bright yellow

4) Have you ever stolen anything other than nickel-and-dime shit when you were a kid?

My friends and I used to go into Hot Topic all the time and walk out with at least 50 bucks at a time since they never had cameras or those beepy things

5) What was your single most embarrassing moment?

getting extremely drunk and being on video tape of stripping for money on a table at a party and then leaving there and going to Denny's and telling the waiter if he gives me free food I will show him my hidden piercings loudly for the whole restuarant to hear.

6) Given the funding, would you ever get corrective surgery, and if so, where?

get my stretch maks removed from the pregnancy and maybe a lil off the belly, since this pregnanc fat is hard to lose.

7) What is the one (and I mean ONE) CD you cannot live without in your collection?

Warrant.."She's My Cherry Pie"

8) You've found a wallet. There are a lot of bills in it. Do you keep any?

Hoestly...I would want to take the money, but I wouldnt because I would be to scared of it being a sting operation or something.

9) What's the lamest excuse you came up with in order to break up with someone?

I'm going to be moving out of state in a few weeks and we need to end it now or else it will be too hard

10) Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex?

my friend's parent's shower

11) If you could be any one person...real or fictional...who would it be?

Ali Later

12) If you were 100% assured that you would get away with it, would you kill the person you hate the most?

Definetly!

13) Have you ever wished you were of the opposite sex?

Yea..when i dont wanna have to sit down to pee..lol

14) What is your favorite song that you'd never admit you actually liked?

Dirrty, but Christina Augulara

15) Who is the one person you would like an hour with to tickle-torture? (Again assuming you'd get away with it.)

Ali Larter or Johnny Depp

16) What film moved you the most? Not your favorite per se...but moved you?

Boon Dock Saints

17) Ginger or Mary-Anne?

Mary-Anne

18) What's the biggest lie you ever told?

Told my parents that I used a condom when I got pregnant..I know thats bad, but long story

19) What's the one habit you have that you'd take a pill to get rid of if they had one?

Smoking.

20) How do you feel?

Beyond Exhausted

 

[natural tickler]

My answers

1)Monkey brains
2)while in college, I had to push a marble with my nose about 1,000 feet
3)Lincoln Navigator
4)yeah, car parts to help put a car together
5)nothing comes to mind
6)nope
7)A Tribe Called Quest- Midnight Marauders
8)yup, but leave everything else inside
9)I'm going thru issues right now, and I don't want you in the middle of them (and I'm still surprised I got away with that one)😛
10)the bathtub
11)Martin Luther King, Jr
12)Hell yeah
13)maybe once or twice
14)Ice Cream Man by Master P (pure garbage, though)
15)Halle Berry
16)Remember the Titans
17)Mary-Anne
18)Never really told a BIG lie, just a liberal amount of little ones😛
19)drinking gin
20)100% all natural😛

 

[tommytikl]

Ok, here goes...

1) What's the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth?
Cockroach

2) What's the dumbest thing you ever did on a cash bet?
See answer number 1

3) Given any amount of money, what's the one car you would drive for the rest of your life?

Lamborgini Diablo

4) Have you ever stolen anything other than nickel-and-dime shit when you were a kid?
Yep...

6) Given the funding, would you ever get corrective surgery, and if so, where? Yes. My eyes...lasic surgery...soon actually.

7) What is the one (and I mean ONE) CD you cannot live without in your collection?
Guns'n Roses, Appetite for Destruction

8) You've found a wallet. There are a lot of bills in it. Do you keep any? Yep..a few..they won't be missed.


9) What's the lamest excuse you came up with in order to break up with someone?
Never have...ironically.

10) Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex?
Ireland...kidding... Umm, under bleachers at a High school football game...I have no idea who won but I know I scored 😉

11) If you could be any one person...real or fictional...who would it be? Good question, no answer...I will have to think about this one.


12) If you were 100% assured that you would get away with it, would you kill the person you hate the most?
Yep.

13) Have you ever wished you were of the opposite sex?
No, at least not that I can remember...maybe in my youth or something

14) What is your favorite song that you'd never admit you actually liked? Ice Ice Baby, by Vanilla Ice

15) Who is the one person you would like an hour with to tickle-torture? (Again assuming you'd get away with it.)
The secretary at work...

16) What film moved you the most? Not your favorite per se...but moved you? Shawshanke Redemption

17) Ginger or Mary-Anne? Mary-Anne.


19) What's the one habit you have that you'd take a pill to get rid of if they had one?
Honestly...tickling fetish.

20) How do you feel?
Content.

 

[BigJim]

Re: Big Jim

Find a website for the old Gilligans Island show. Then look for Mary Anne and Ginger. Ever since that show was on TV this has been a topic for American Males in bars, parties, work, and whenever we're not talking about other women.

Tron

This lot?
http://www.tvtome.com/GilligansIsland/#stars


Whichever one's which, the redhead. I couldn't be arsed looking for more photos. 😀

 

[BigJim]

http://timstvshowcase.com/gilligan.html this should help any that get stuck on the maryann/ginger question😉

Nothing happens when I click that link.



I'd like to change my answer to the favourite car question. If I could choose any one it'd be the Aston Martin DB 9.

 

[pfromptown]

1) What's the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth?
Fast Food.

2) What's the dumbest thing you ever did on a cash bet?
Just a few weeks ago in film class, I bet someone a pound that during the 'Hamburgers!' scene in Pulp Fiction Samuel L Jackson says 'Looks like we caught you boys at breakfast. Sorry about that. Shit happens' instead of 'Sorry about that. Watcha' havin'?'. I was proven wrong: some fucker had the script. Very embarassing.

3) Given any amount of money, what's the one car you would drive for the rest of your life?
Volkswagen mini van!! And I'm quite confident I'll have one within five years!

4) Have you ever stolen anything other than nickel-and-dime shit when you were a kid?
If other kids had better toys than me, I tended to take them home

5) What was your single most embarrassing moment?
Probably when I was caught jerking off on a school trip away when I was 13!!

6) Given the funding, would you ever get corrective surgery, and if so, where?
Never. Ever.

7) What is the one (and I mean ONE) CD you cannot live without in your collection?
The Clash - London Calling (Damn you for laying down the law on only being allowed to say one!)

8) You've found a wallet. There are a lot of bills in it. Do you keep any?
Been there, not done that. Returned it 🙂

9) What's the lamest excuse you came up with in order to break up with someone?
"I've come to my senses" - Ha ha!

10) Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex?
N/A I'm afraid 🙂

11) If you could be any one person...real or fictional...who would it be?
It must have been pretty incredible to have been Charles Vasa XII of Sweden, who invaded four seperate nations when he was seventeen!

12) If you were 100% assured that you would get away with it, would you kill the person you hate the most?
Good question. I definately could, but whether I actually would is a completely different matter. I'm probably not cold blooded enough.

13) Have you ever wished you were of the opposite sex?
A couple of times. I wouldn't say 'wished', but I've thought about it.

14) What is your favorite song that you'd never admit you actually liked?
'Bop Bop Baby' by Westlife. And when I'm 100% assured that absolutely nobody will ever know, I even sing into a deoderant can

15) Who is the one person you would like an hour with to tickle-torture? (Again assuming you'd get away with it.)
Probably the person I hate the most. Instead of killing her.

16) What film moved you the most? Not your favorite per se...but moved you?
In terms of pure emotion, American Beauty made me feel nauseous because it was so close to what I'm really like. Sacred the hell out of me.

17) Ginger or Mary-Anne?
What the hell are you talking about?

18) What's the biggest lie you ever told?
It isn't lying per se but it's what I'm not saying - I have never told one of my closest friends that I did everything but sleep with his girlfriend whilst they were both between each other (Split up for a very long time before getting back together). I plan to tell him before I leave for University, but for now I'm keeping the peace.

19) What's the one habit you have that you'd take a pill to get rid of if they had one?
Spending large amounts of money to cure my Manic Depression

20) How do you feel?
Like I could either fly or fall - on the verge of feeling terrible or great. I hope to buggery it's great. At the moment I'm too tired to think about much so it's neither.

 

[Warheart]

1) What's the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth?
McDonalds

2) What's the dumbest thing you ever did on a cash bet?
Bet on the 1988 Houston Rockets

3) Given any amount of money, what's the one car you would drive for the rest of your life?
1987 Toyota Supra...My Uncle Ronnie's Car!

4) Have you ever stolen anything other than nickel-and-dime shit when you were a kid?
Ive stolen over $1,000 dollars worth of Compact Disks in my late teens, no joke, no exaggeration.

5) What was your single most embarrassing moment?
Stinking up my Godparents house after I diarrehead in their bathroom on Christmas Eve.(They live in an $11 million dollar mansion)

6) Given the funding, would you ever get corrective surgery, and if so, where?
I got Corrective Laser Surgery to give me 20/10 vision from 25 years of near blindness without glasses/contacts.

7) What is the one (and I mean ONE) CD you cannot live without in your collection?
W.A.S.P.- K.F.D. (Kill Fuck Die...hey I didnt write it!)

8) You've found a wallet. There are a lot of bills in it. Do you keep any?
Keep all the money and drop the ID and Credit Cards on a cop car windshield late at night.

9) What's the lamest excuse you came up with in order to break up with someone?
"I hate your daughter!" (It was true though)

10) Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex?
Richmond, Virginia

11) If you could be any one person...real or fictional...who would it be
James Bond

12) If you were 100% assured that you would get away with it, would you kill the person you hate the most?
In a heartbeat but it's hard to narrow it down to just one.

13) Have you ever wished you were of the opposite sex?
Once or twice

14) What is your favorite song that you'd never admit you actually liked?
When I'm With You - Sheriff

15) Who is the one person you would like an hour with to tickle-torture?
Mary Hart

16) What film moved you the most? Not your favorite per se...but moved you?
Dead Man Walking

17) Ginger or Mary-Anne?
Mrs. Howell!

18) What's the biggest lie you ever told?
Id go right to jail if I printed it!

19) What's the one habit you have that you'd take a pill to get rid of if they had one?
Masturbating over Jessica Simpson's legs!

20) How do you feel?
Like masturbating over Jessica Simpson's legs!

 

[TicklishLurker]

1) What's the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth?

A raw oyster.

2) What's the dumbest thing you ever did on a cash bet?

Never did anything on a cash bet. Or any bet.

3) Given any amount of money, what's the one car you would drive for the rest of your life?

A Jeep.

4) Have you ever stolen anything other than nickel-and-dime shit when you were a kid?

Didn't even steal that much.

5) What was your single most embarrassing moment?

When I couldn't make it to the bathroom at the mall.

6) Given the funding, would you ever get corrective surgery, and if so, where?

As in plastic? Oh I'd start by getting lipo in those areas where it's hard to lose weight in the first place so I'd be less frustrated and more willing to diet & excercise for the other areas. Then I'd have my breasts lifted so they wouldn't sag anymore and get the left one reduced a half cup size so they'd both be the same size. Then I'd get a deep chemical peel to remove all my acne scars.

7) What is the one (and I mean ONE) CD you cannot live without in your collection?

Barry Manilow: Here At The Mayflower

8) You've found a wallet. There are a lot of bills in it. Do you keep any?

Only if there's no ID or any other way to return it.

9) What's the lamest excuse you came up with in order to break up with someone?

I've only ever broken up with two people and neither excuse was lame.

10) Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex?

I haven't had it outside a bed.

11) If you could be any one person...real or fictional...who would it be?

My Marvel RPG character, Pearl Banks aka Facade: The Caffiene Powered Mutant. She's got a sad history, but she's also a mega billionaire and knew Gambit as a kid.

12) If you were 100% assured that you would get away with it, would you kill the person you hate the most?

I really don't want to kill anyone - even tone deaf tramps like Hillary Duff and Lindsey Lohan. However if I caught a pedophile in the act you can be sure the monster would die slowly and painfully.

13) Have you ever wished you were of the opposite sex?

Only one week out of the month.

14) What is your favorite song that you'd never admit you actually liked?

There isn't one. If I like a song I'll admit to it.

15) Who is the one person you would like an hour with to tickle-torture? (Again assuming you'd get away with it.)

ISABEAU!

16) What film moved you the most? Not your favorite per se...but moved you?

No films move me. They're only movies.

17) Ginger or Mary-Anne?

Neither.

18) What's the biggest lie you ever told?

"I don't hate you."

19) What's the one habit you have that you'd take a pill to get rid of if they had one?

Over eatting - especially when bored.

20) How do you feel?

Bored.

 

[Moses25]

1) Sweet sweet sweet bare feet. And I'd do it again and again.

2) Told a girl much older than me that she had nice tits, right in front of her linebacker-sized boyfriend.

3) Porshe Cayenne

4) Yep. Porn.

5) Don't want to mention it.

6) Nose job. Laser-eye surgery.

7) Anything by The Cult.

8) Depends on where I found it. I once found $1200 cash in a wallet in my university library. Obviously, it was for tuition, rent, books, or all of the above, so I returned it as is. I also once found a wallet with $400 in it in a gas station john, which I kept but turned in the wallet to the attendent.

9) I have a foot fetish, and you have very ugly feet.

10) Behind a convenience store.

11) Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs.

12) Already have.

13) Only to see what a female orgasm feels like.

14) Thriller by Micheal Jackson.

15) Kirsten Dunst.

16) Shawshank Redemption.

17) Mary-Anne all the way. I'm a sucker for the girl-next-door types.

18) See above.

19) Smoking.

20) Like shit. You?