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Well if you HAVE to ask...

BlackestLily said:
Ummm I guess crossword puzzles are alright with me. We're acquaintances.

And Mark Twain was bitchin.


God...heinous. The solution is clearly to grab ASU by the ankles and swing him like a club at them while screaming BAM BAM!! BAM BAM BAM!!!
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How did you manage to say this shit the exact second I was strolling by? 😵
 
BlackestLily said:
LOL Oh well, hello. Skip has something she needs from you, and she needs you to agree to it immediately and without questioning.
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Oh my wife...the door you're opening up here...the possibilities...you're the best wife ever.

P.S. Can I just express to you how much bullshit it is that this computer can't even support the web versions of AIM or Yahoo?
 
Skipadeedoodah said:
P.S. Can I just express to you how much bullshit it is that this computer can't even support the web versions of AIM or Yahoo?
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I was wondering where you were...LOL That is the biggest load of horse/bullshit I have ever heard. Throw the computer at whoever is nearby and scream for a new one because you expect only the best.
 
BlackestLily said:

I was wondering where you were...LOL That is the biggest load of horse/bullshit I have ever heard. Throw the computer at whoever is nearby and scream for a new one because you expect only the best.
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Has it become clear yet that the lack of said messenger service means that I'm going to be hijacking your question thread for a large chunk of the evening?
 
I love technology...but not as much as you, you see...but I still love technology...always and foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Do you have any idea how much harder it's going to be to say all the things we normally say to eachother with it being totally public???? LOLOL
 
Skipadeedoodah said:
I love technology...but not as much as you, you see...but I still love technology...always and foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Do you have any idea how much harder it's going to be to say all the things we normally say to eachother with it being totally public???? LOLOL
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There's going to be a lot of filtering tonight...LOL
 
Skipadeedoodah said:
What do you think would happen if we didn't filter anything and just were totally and completely the same? LOLOLOL
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Ummmmm, people would know the most intimate details of our thoughts, dreams, and life and we would both probably die, either by them killing us or by embarrassment.
 
Skipadeedoodah said:
God damn, Wife. That's a pretty shitty outcome.

How's the commission work?
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I literally just finished!! 😀😀 Now I have to drive the files over tomorrow, because that shit is way too big to send any other way. Apparently she and her hubby are also buying pizza tomorrow night and I'm invited to stay for the feasting. YESSSSSSSSSSSSS.
 
Jealoussssssssssssssssss.

What do you think about the idea of uprooting your life, leaving your job, your apartment, your family and everything you know and me doing the same. We'll close our eyes and point to somewhere on a map and, with no preparation whatsoever, go live there.
 
Skipadeedoodah said:
Jealoussssssssssssssssss.

What do you think about the idea of uprooting your life, leaving your job, your apartment, your family and everything you know and me doing the same. We'll close our eyes and point to somewhere on a map and go live there.
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This is probably the most amazing idea I've ever heard in my life. ADVENTURE AWAITS!!!
 
Skipadeedoodah said:
LMAO OMG you're so right. If we stop paying our bills now, it'll be at least 2 or 3 months before we get evicted from our apartments, and that'll give us a chance to save some money for our new life.
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We'll be like Bonnie and Clyde...except Bonnie and Bonnie.
 
Skipadeedoodah said:
My dearest, most beautiful wife...

Can you please give me some pointers on how to repel creepy weird guys instead of attracting them like a fucking weird creepy magnet?
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Not to hijack Pur... Er... Blac... Er... Wife-in-Law's thread, but perhaps you should introduce them to your speed-dating husband. Before he's had dinner. 😀



BlackestLily said:
LOL Oh well, hello. Skip has something she needs from you, and she needs you to agree to it immediately and without questioning.
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How would this be ANY DIFFERENT from opening up the proverbial 40 pound box of rape?

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BlackestLily said:
What should we do to disguise our identities?
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Dude this white kid in my 8th grade class dressed up as a Jamaican for Halloween and his makeup was SO good we all really thought there was some new black kid in our class. I'll ask him for tips.

asutickler said:
Not to hijack Pur... Er... Blac... Er... Wife-in-Law's thread, but perhaps you should introduce them to your speed-dating husband. Before he's had dinner. 😀
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:wub:

asutickler said:
How would this be ANY DIFFERENT from opening up the proverbial 40 pound box of rape?

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:bwahaha: God damn if that's not one of the most ironic things I've ever seen.
 
BlackestLily said:
Ummm gonna go ahead and open the can of honesty by saying it's...really no different at all. Now, back to business, go on ahead and agree.
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Is this going to require me to jump on a plane right this second? 'Cuz I kind of have to work in the morning, and they're getting tired of me calling in sick with slot machines in the background...
 
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