I just saw a pair of leather wrist restraints at an adult toy store last night and I just looked at them and looked at them. Now, I've browsed cuffs and restraints online and I've maybe seen some things that are similar, fur, leather, neoprene, cuffs, straps, gauntlets -- all charming but not exactly the right thing.
These were EXACTLY the right thing!
These were the restraints I want to own (and that any self-respecting bachelor should, imo) -- sturdy leather straps in red and black with steel rings and CLIPS! For actual, gorram CLIPS, the sort I've been imagining since I started thinking about this seriously.
At $50 it'd be a more sensible investment if I had anyone around to USE them on, but it's like ... some magical engineer opened my brain, saw THIS EXACT THING, designed it and put it on that display rack.
And I could wear them at parties as an icebreaker (if I went to or was ever invited to parties -- I'm kind of a fuddy duddy). 😉 I dunno -- they'd look really good with a leather vest. If I wore them with a leather vest maybe I'd be invited to a party. 😀
But they were so exactly perfect ... um ... anyone up for a weekend trip to North Dakota? 😉