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What ethnic group has the prettiest feet?

Any excuse....

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Mister Scruff said:
You're thinking of Bogons. Klingons don't recite poetry, you silly fledermaus 😛

EDIT: Vogons, not Bogons... silly boy 🙁
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The male ones do while the females throw stuff....at least that's what Worf said, but who knows if that guy ever had sex with a Klingon woman!
 
rhiannon said:
The male ones do while the females throw stuff....at least that's what Worf said, but who knows if that guy ever had sex with a Klingon woman!
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I distrust everything Worf says because anyone whose head can melt THAT badly and not kill them is inherently evil. Seriously, what the fuck is going on with his head? Why is it dripping onto his face?


On-topic: Do German girls have pretty feet?
 
Go check the "Show off your feet etc etc" thread, they are in there somewhere. 😉
 
That thread is long and filled with fail. Also there's a picture of some Mexican's dick in it, and I don't want to see that shit 🙁
 
Okay okay....just because I like you! So here is a sample of German feet!
 
Libertine said:
Oh, yeah? Well, obviously they've GOT YOU TOO, what with that GAY RAINBOW FOOT your Gouda-crazed libido has compelled you to post!
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First and foremost, to keep things topical, that was a multicolored foot, indicating my equal approval of and nondiscrimination between any ethnicity of feet! But it would seem that any rainbow means "GAY" to you. Fear the hidden gay agenda of all refracted light!

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Libertine said:
And what about the constant stream of Dutch porno which corrupts our impressionable youth by assuring them it's ok- nay, LAUDABLE, to stick a finger in a Dyke?
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You'd do well to remember it was the finger in the dyke that prevented a constant stream from becoming a deluge! Were it not for the many currently active fingers, that would be exactly what we have. Dare I say, if more young people got out there and found a willing dyke to finger, they'd be too busy to demand Dutch porno, and might well have saved New Orleans from Katrina!

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And Gouda is a fine cheese! Good day, sir! :marchofthekitties:
 
Capnmad said:
But it would seem that any rainbow means "GAY" to you. Fear the hidden gay agenda of all refracted light!
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Poor deluded fjooul. What more proof do you need when you consider THE TYPE OF MAN WHO LIKES SONGS ABOUT RAINBOWS, as sung by the odious Hollandish Fjag Hjag, JUDY van der GAARLAND?????

Vile traitor!! That snakepit of perfidity, The Dutch Embassy (and how apt the sobriquet 'Low Countries' is for such a benighted land) has just CONFIRMED your REAL NAME is....

"KRANKZINNIGE KAPITEIN"!!!

Attention, Mods!!!
 
Antarticans.... I mean... Bundled up in all that protective gear, even frostbitten.... Their toes are hot... Ah cold...

Oh, you know what I mean.

Antarticans have the sexiest feet ever!
Sunriseticklee
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Every time you point a finger, three point back at you!

Libertine said:
Poor deluded fjooul. What more proof do you need when you consider THE TYPE OF MAN WHO LIKES SONGS ABOUT RAINBOWS, as sung by the odious Hollandish Fjag Hjag, JUDY van der GAARLAND?????

Vile traitor!! That snakepit of perfidity, The Dutch Embassy (and how apt the sobriquet 'Low Countries' is for such a benighted land) has just CONFIRMED your REAL NAME is....

"KRANKZINNIGE KAPITEIN"!!!

Attention, Mods!!!
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In such close contact with The Dutch Embassy, and all too adept with the wayward "j", I see... Hmm...

Thou doth protest too much, methinks... I knew I smelled tulips every time you posted, and that clatter wasn't a keyboard, but the GUILTY WOODEN SHOES OF A SAD, SELF-LOATHING DUTCHMAN!!! No doubt, you'll make like a windmill and try to spin your way out of this, but it will only serve to confirm the fact!

You would be wise to not incriminate yourself with further protest, but take inspiration from the title of your hero, William the Silent, and remain so, Johannes.



ADDENDUM: Before our hijack runs afoul of mods, shall we wrap this up in a topical truce? I think it's at least safe to say we both believe that any feet in wooden clogs are never the most attractive. Agreed? 😀
 
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I don't think race has much to do with what your feet look like...but I could be wrong.

Coup de Grace said:
Just to be clear, this isn't a thread to trash a certain race so please don't bring any negativity to this thread. It's just to see which ethnic group this forum thinks has the best looking feet.

For me, I would have to say Latin women. They usually have a nice alignment to their toes and good-looking toenails. In addition, they tend to have a good toe length with them being fairly straight.
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Libertine said:
Poor deluded fjooul. What more proof do you need when you consider THE TYPE OF MAN WHO LIKES SONGS ABOUT RAINBOWS, as sung by the odious Hollandish Fjag Hjag, JUDY van der GAARLAND?????

Vile traitor!! That snakepit of perfidity, The Dutch Embassy (and how apt the sobriquet 'Low Countries' is for such a benighted land) has just CONFIRMED your REAL NAME is....

"KRANKZINNIGE KAPITEIN"!!!

Attention, Mods!!!
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All I can say is "je moeder".





Actually I can also say "mijn kleine lepel", but I'm 99% sure that it's spelled wrong.
 
Capnmad said:
In such close contact with The Dutch Embassy, and all too adept with the wayward "j", I see... Hmm...

Thou doth protest too much, methinks... I knew I smelled tulips every time you posted, and that clatter wasn't a keyboard, but the GUILTY WOODEN SHOES OF A SAD, SELF-LOATHING DUTCHMAN!!! No doubt, you'll make like a windmill and try to spin your way out of this, but it will only serve to confirm the fact!

You would be wise to not incriminate yourself with further protest, but take inspiration from the title of your hero, William the Silent, and remain so, Johannes.



ADDENDUM: Before our hijack runs afoul of mods, shall we wrap this up in a topical truce? I think it's at least safe to say we both believe that any feet in wooden clogs are never the most attractive. Agreed? 😀
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FINE. TRUCE. BUT ONLY BECAUSE YOU ASKED FOR QUARTER!!

For this reason, I will not mention the brutal treatment the bloodthirsty D____ch meted out to that poor Frenchman, Balthasar Gérard, the 'alleged' (and undoubtedly FRAMED) assassin of William the Silent.

This unfortunate man was BROKEN ON THE EDAM before being BURNT WITH BLAZING WOODEN SHOES, and only then FLOGGED TO DEATH WITH A CAT O' NINE TULIPS!!!


The truce shall continue until YOU break it!!
 
Libertine said:
FINE. TRUCE. BUT ONLY BECAUSE YOU ASKED FOR QUARTER!!

For this reason, I will not mention the brutal treatment the bloodthirsty D____ch meted out to that poor Frenchman, Balthasar Gérard, the 'alleged' (and undoubtedly FRAMED) assassin of William the Silent.

This unfortunate man was BROKEN ON THE EDAM before being BURNT WITH BLAZING WOODEN SHOES, and only then FLOGGED TO DEATH WITH A CAT O' NINE TULIPS!!!


The truce shall continue until YOU break it!!
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Excellent! When next you're on this side of the pond, we shall have to celebrate this accord with a nice dinner. Of course, heavens forbid we "go Dutch", so you're buying. 😛
 
Capnmad said:
Excellent! When next you're on this side of the pond, we shall have to celebrate this accord with a nice dinner. Of course, heavens forbid we "go Dutch", so you're buying. 😛
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I'm buying, am I? Cheesemaking no longer paying so well?

If the United Nations can ever agree on enacting an International Award for Odium, you'll certainly be the recipient of my enthusiastic nomination. This transparent attempt at contriving to have me, of all people, fund your gluttonous addiction to what I strongly suspect is Rijsttafel is painfully obvious.
 
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