What is the Animal in You?

[AmandaBear]

Okay, so since my Mom is a frequent viewer of Dr. Phil, she saw that one of his shows was a spotlight on supposedly one of the most accurate personality tests ever created. 😀 So I was curious as to what everyone's results would be. And yes, it's supposed to show you what animal you most resemble.
The link is right here:
http://www.animalinyou.com/test.php

And I promise you, it is extremely accurate!
Even though the quiz has said that I'm a mole.
http://www.animalinyou.com/profile.php?a=mole
Hmm...pale skin and plump physique...sounds a lot like me all right. =(

And WTF moment on the "Animal Personalities" tab: Sex describes the ways we interact with the opposite sex.
But what if you're a lesbian mole? That's it! I'm fighting for the rights of lesbian moles everywhere!

But anyway, I encourage you all to take the quiz and see what result you get. It should prove to be a lot of fun. 😀 Just select what most applies to you from each of the 9 drop-down menus. Shouldn't take too long. 😈

 

[Cuige Uladh]

I scored "Gorilla", and it's rather accurate lol. Hairy and lazy could be on my tombstone.

 

[john getty]

Snake, nothing surprising there.

 

[asutickler]

I hereby certify this test as being pretty accurate... Although the part about rhinos making bad businesspeople is bunk. 😵


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[Artoo]

I scored "Wildcat".

 

[thetmfobserver]

Walrus. I was offended at first, but the more I think about it, the more I agree.

 

[Carsomyr]

Apparently, I'm a penguin.

http://www.animalinyou.com/profile.php?a=penguin

I guess it's "sorta" correct, but I have taken more accurate tests. Sorry Twinny! 😛

 

[naughtylucy]

Eagle! I might also be a shrew or a rooster.

 

[grazer]

YAY! Im a porcupine!

 

[fireguardian]

Mine says I'm a fox! I can live with that. At least it didn't say a mouse >😛

 

[TropicThunder]

I'm a porcupine!!

 

[Snail Shell]

Owl. With possibilities for Penguin and Prairie Dog.

Which is bull-funky. Look at my screen name!

Snail Shell

 

[Musicroxmysox]

I'm a Rooster (uhh that's a Male animal WTF??) I could also be a bear or a baboon.

 

[Interrogator]

I'm a Wild Dog, not quite sure how to take that. Could also be a baboon or a bear. Still, other famous Wild Dogs include Vladimir Lenin

 

[AngelOfDarkness]

Mouse...god damn it. ><

 

[chicago]

I got "wildcat." I've been told I was cat-like before, but out of the entire description, I think this part was most accurate:

"The wildcat would never take a conventional route and prefers to explore life from off the beaten track, relying heavily on its instincts and powers of observation to guide it safely through the jungle. Its air of indifference and need for privacy keeps it on the outskirts of society, but its love for comfort always brings it back."

 

[Fire_Sprite]

YAY! Im a porcupine!

I'm a porcupine!!

Fellow porcupines! Let us bask in all our pointy glory.

 

[DeBris]

my only drawback is that it asks for email. maybe sometime i change my mind. it is interesting.

 

[Cuige Uladh]

my only drawback is that it asks for email. maybe sometime i change my mind. it is interesting.

You don't have to give your email if you don't want to.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I'm a fucking hippo.

It's fairly accurate in its assessment. 😛

 

[AmandaBear]

Mouse...god damn it. ><

D'aww, I think it's cute. 😛

Apparently, I'm a penguin.

http://www.animalinyou.com/profile.php?a=penguin

I guess it's "sorta" correct, but I have taken more accurate tests. Sorry Twinny! 😛

Nah, I'd say that's about right. 😀 You do look like a penguin when you're dressed up as the Swedish mafia, after all. 😉

I'm a fucking hippo.

It's fairly accurate in its assessment. 😛

WTF?! O.O
But I'd say this line right here suits you:
Hippos are loving, warm, creatures who are concerned with the emotional well-being of everyone they know.

And it has the voice part right. You do have a big mouth and that lands you into trouble too often. 😉 But phone sex actor? LMAO! XD

 

[Coup de Grace]

Elephant? Wow!

An elephant personality is a person whose deliberate movements exude confidence and calm in all aspects of his or her life. While maybe not the king of the animal world, it is surely a member of the royal family. With an imposing physical presence and kind, spiritual demeanor, it moves easily through life where few barriers can hold it back.

There's a touch of cool in the stoic elephant that's appealing and reassuring. In all probability this composure stems from the knowledge that they have no natural enemies; even the lion and crocodile personalities pay homage by giving them a respectful berth. Only the unpredictable tiger has been known to trigger any semblance of anxiety in this otherwise fearless animal.

Slow to anger, they can sometimes exhibit a violent temper and use their powerful personality to humble and drive off unwanted intruders. Active during day and night, elephants take naps whenever the urge strikes.

When elephants set their minds to something, they don't waver in their commitment until the task is complete. Their intelligence, combined with a formidable personality, gives them a terrific advantage in business and social affairs while their communication skills make them first-rate leaders. Trustworthy and honest, they always let others know where they stand with regard to their feelings.

In business, elephants are usually found in leadership roles as executives or company presidents and, although highly paid, are never ostentatious with their wealth. In the top echelons of political office, elephant personalities are far more likely to be female. Male elephants are not as predictable as their counterparts, and females are more likely to maintain an even temper.

 

[natural tickler]

Mouse...god damn it. ><

you're mistaken for Christina...bwhahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Canadian_Eh]

I'm a "Wild Dog" ... Fairly accurate i'd say...

Most people who meet a wild dog are struck by its energetic, demonstrative and restless behavior. This mid-sized individual differs from its domestic dog and wolf cousins in a number of notable ways: it is physically more powerful than the dog and its social structure differs dramatically from that of the lone wolf. It is difficult to describe the wild dog's personality without explaining it in terms of its pack of friends, for wild dogs don't see themselves as rugged individualists but rather as members of a social team that demands constant bonding and cooperation.

Reliable in a crisis, wild dogs are charitable to those in need and have a strong sense of social justice. They are dependable and generous to a fault, but there is a darker side to their character. If they believe they have been wronged, they'll carry a grudge for a long time and punish the offender by withdrawing otherwise unconditional support.

Although they are not a natural leaders, wild dogs are popular and well liked and their indomitable sense of adventure attracts others who appreciate living on the edge. They were not blessed with a particularly handsome face, but their trim body is well conditioned by athletic endeavors and they take pride in their appearance.

As is typical of a carnivorous personality, wild dogs love to travel and choose to vacation in stimulating environments where they can expand their understanding of the world. They become restless when they haven't taken a vacation in a while.

Thinking of bringing that new invention of yours to the market? Put a wild dog in charge. No one can take an idea and run with it better than this hardy individual. Its powers of endurance and canine enthusiasm make for such a powerful combination that wild dogs are consistently amongst the highest wage earners. So why don't they simply run their own businesses and reap the rewards? Well for one thing, they don't possess the leadership and entrepreneurial talents of their canine cousins. Instead, by concentrating on relationship building and teamwork, wild dogs achieve the kind of job satisfaction that no salary can replace.

Wild dogs are highly principled individuals although they take a while before placing their trust in others. Employers should give them a lot of freedom since they do not perform well in structured environments. When it comes to stamina, they are without equal and are usually the first to arrive and the last to leave. Versatile in their skills, their sharp minds can adapt to almost any environment.

 

[BlackestLily]

I'm a bigass swan!



Throughout the ages, swans have been venerated for their elegant grace and gentle beauty. So it's little surprise that these personalities attract such admiration as they sail serenely through life. The swan's noble reputation is its greatest asset and it takes care to cultivate its image by always appearing calm in public.

Things are very different just below the surface, for fueling the swan's elegant glide is a high-energy paddling that consumes most of its emotional stamina. While it's common for a bird personality to exhibit this kind of emotional volatility, it is particularly noticeable in the swan when contrasted with its tranquil exterior.

Supporting a high-profile swan persona requires substantial energy, and a high metabolism can leave them feeling exhausted and drained. When life gets overwhelming, they will take off and find a tranquil, gentle place to meditate and recharge before returning to the real world. This unsettled aspect of their personality means that a swan has probably moved to a different city at least once its life, or is at least planning to do so.

Appearance is important to the swan who enjoys the finer things in life and it spares no expense in pampering itself. It would be a mistake to simply dismiss it as a fragile beauty though; for it is a well traveled, worldly bird who has seen the best and worst of the human condition. Its experiences have made it a well-rounded and worldly individual who can adapt to almost any career. It has no problem with taking direction from a boss and is always prepared to accept input from others.

Its work is well integrated into its life and it strives to find balance in its career and family life. Because swan personalities are often gangly and awkward as children, they have substantial experience in dealing with difficult people and are well equipped to handle conflicts in the workplace. Their innate empathy makes them ideal therapists, doctors, nurses or personnel managers. With their natural beauty they are also well suited for careers in the arts, with a particular affinity for music, ballet and acting.