<table width="350" border="0" bgcolor="#5F3A12"><tr bgcolor="#9C6629"><td width="125"><div align="center"><img src="http://www.geraldfield.com/nadinesplace/muppetquiz/rowlf.jpg" width="125" height="108"></div></td><td width="177"><p align="center"><b><font size="3" color="#432D16">You are Rowlf!</font></b><font color="#432D16"><br><font size="2">You don't draw attention to yourself much, preferring to keep your cool and stay in the background</font></font><font color="#593C1E"><font size="2">.</font></font></p></td></tr><tr bgcolor="#5F3A12"><td colspan="2"><div align="center"><font size="1"><b><a href="http://www.geraldfield.com/cgi-bin/unofficial/quizzes/sfesurvey.cgi?whatmuppetareyou" target="_blank"><font color="#AF7627">Take the <i>What Muppet Are You?</i> Quiz!</font></a></b></font></div></td></tr></table>
Evening! You look like you could use a drink. Rowlf, Rowlf the dog here. Pleased to meet'cha. Let me guess, broken heart right? Listen, when you've been tickling the ivories as long as I have, you've seen a broken heart for every drop of rain, a shattered dream for every falling star.
Stay away from women, that's my motto. But I can't, that's my trouble.
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"You can't live with'em, you can't live without'em. There's something irresistablish about'em. We grin and bear it cause the nights are long, I hope that something better comes along. It's no good complainin' and pointless to hollar. If she's a beauty she'll get under your collar. She made a monkey out of old King Kong, I hope that something better comes along. Oh but what could be better, than a saucy Irish setter when puppy love comes on strong? Or a Collie that's classy, a laddie needs a lassy, a lover and wife, gives you a new leash on life."