Cokecan
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Damnit, we're meant to be doing this by stealth. Hush your mouth.
Ah dammit did I give the gameplan away again?
NOTHING TO SEE HERE ANYMORE, MOVE ALONG PLEASE KTHX
Damnit, we're meant to be doing this by stealth. Hush your mouth.
You're saying I shouldn't be going out with my rape face on looking for lovin', and maybe some trouble?

Desperation is your biggest enemy.
The only sensible answer is to eat more waffles.
There's nothing so sexy as a desperado in the bushes with a huge cock.
When are you coming back to Edinburgh again? I'll be waiting for you in the Leith Links. Or the meadows, your choice. 😉
Yes, but we should investigate which kind of waffles work better, blueberry waffles, Belgian waffles or stroopwafels...
I'll go ahead and test the blueberry waffels, if you could do one of the other 2, we only need a third volunteer to eat fuckloads of waffles and then we can compare results. 😎
Everyone has poked fun at the 5 months, so I'll leave that be. Just put yourself out there, and maybe you'll randomly strike conversation about Slayer and get the best relationship of your life out of it. Hypothetically.
I was lucky. Odds are pretty crazy here. Have faith, but don't beat yourself up.

I have a couple pieces of advice, as someone who has had relative success in this area (and none of it because of my looks, I assure you...🙄).
Yes. For example:
You: "Hello yonder princess. How might thee be this evening?"
Hot Chick: "Hey, I'm fine u?"
You: "Marvelous. Do mine eyes deceive me? I have seen your lovely face in your signature and your beauty is captivating. But first, let us converse in a meaningful way that does not concern the bed chamber."
Hot Chick: "k"

He can't help it, they put chemicals and Brian Mulroney in the water.

I been tryin for like 5 months now and all hope is lost haha. For one reason or another it is impossible. Everytime u think yoyu gotsomething promising they stop talking to ya or somethin. so frustrating!!! Im still a damn tickle virgin.
Hey "expert",, just wondering have you picked up a lot of girls from this site following your own advices?

Hey "expert",, just wondering have you picked up a lot of girls from this site following your own advices?

I say if his puppy-dog expression doesn't work, nothing will! 🙂