You there!

[dvnc]

* This tasty bit of mirth is definitely most welcome, Biscuit, you wiley baked goodness, you.

Wit' the baseball hat, assumin' I hadda wear one, I don't LIKE that bill thingie up front. Then again, though, I don't like them hats. Bad associations wit' 'em from cranky rednecks.

Then again, I'm pierced, and used to have a goatee. Now, the goatee is the only part I DON'T have, and I miss it's tickling efficacy. As Danimal gave mentioned, them chin whiskers are useful ticklers.

As for grown people buyin' clothing that don't fit, I view it as a statement of intellect. If you can't buy 'em to fit you, well, what DOES that say? You're either an idiot as a slave to a fashion, or an idiot 'cause you can't tell what fits 'round your fool waist.

Then again, though, I *am* an aspirin' curmudgeon.

Biscuit, if I start seein' a lot of piss-poor writin' wit'out punctuation or an adequate amount of vowels, I'm liable t'hold you in contempt of forum, 'cause you might have woke the sleeping slacker post crew.
(audience encouraged to picture a mighty dvnc, and not the scruffy character shown in user pix)

Okay, so I ain't intimidatin'. I'll shake my cane atcha! 😉

dvnc
p.s. I want a hat wit' the boxin' glove onna spring dealie...

 

[BellaRisa]

As for grown people buyin' clothing that don't fit, I view it as a statement of intellect. If you can't buy 'em to fit you, well, what DOES that say? You're either an idiot as a slave to a fashion, or an idiot 'cause you can't tell what fits 'round your fool waist.

p.s. I want a hat wit' the boxin' glove onna spring dealie... [/B]

Okay, I gotta be a brat here, and mention that I've met some folks in this thread who love their personal style-whether it's slick Kramer wear including the sharp shoes or Hawiian shirts with swim strunks instead of shorts . Nunna us need to be pickin' on the youth for their clothing choices when we express ourselves through our stuff too-patience all you curmugdeons!

Now having said that, the big-ass pants may look ridiculous but I like them better than the glittery Hammer pants from 13 yrs ago (what was UP with that???) and the Gumby haircuts. Every decade has it's weirdness-I can't buy a new shirt with both sleeves, some fool thinks girls only want one these days-it looks like you lost a bet to the seamstress, and how da hell do you wear a bra??? I think womens' fashions are designed by 13 yr old boys for other 13 yr old boys, have you SEEN the new hip-huggers? You can't have actual hips and wear dem things....I think I had a point....gonna put on my Sassoon Jeans and Homie the Clown tee with my Members Only jacket and lie down

Bella

PS I prefer beanies with propellers myself...

 

[Biscuit]

Actually, Deviant

I don't think the slacker population has the energy it takes to post. Too many energy-sapping keystrokes and all that.

I have a feeling that the only reason they don't post in reply is that there's an alternate olympics with their names on it going on right now. Showing on MTV currently:

*Sleep-a-Thon*

*Whimper-fest*

*Slumping as Exercise*

*Mall-wandering*

and the ever popular:

*slack-jawed video watching*

I have a feeling the US will sweep the medals... sadly.

🙂

 

[dvnc]

Damn... Biscuit, as usual, I've laughed long and loud 'bout your response. Thank you for so justly rewardin' a man for his efforts!

As for Bella wit' Homie D Clown onna shirt, that would be priceless, 'specially if she was wearin' it while suspended... 😉

d to the v, wit' the n anna c

 

[HeBeGeeBee]

Yes, YOU. The one wearing the baseball cap backwards. Do you have any idea how Asinine that looks?! Do you? Do you even know what the word means?

No, don't give me any of your genX whining crap or short single letter contractions to explain.

Just FIX it.

Humph!

🙂

Great post...totally agree!
However, if someone is wearing a Packer cap or a Raider cap, is it still a "baseball" cap?? Just wondering, because you never hear the term "football cap".

 

[venray]

Point of clarification.......

"Ball Cap"

"Baseball Cap"

"Football Cap"

..And now back to your regular programs...😉


Ven

 

[AffectionateDan]

This. also, is an erroneous statement...

Heh. Since we're on the subject...

Men should pierce themselves ONLY if they are giving themselves a shot or are in the process of committing hara-kiri.

As a man with a pierced tongue, I can say without fear of contradiction that ANY man that loves to give a woman as many, ummm, well let's just say as much pleasure as he can, should give some thought to a tongue stud. I got mine done a couple years ago as a birthday present, and BOY HOWDY, Imma tell you what! I wish I'd done this twenty years ago! Not only is it a nifty device for oral gratification, but it's also quite the handy tickling implement, AND (did I mention there's an AND?) it's fun to play with when you're not "using" it, if ya catch my drift, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more.😀

 

[dvnc]

What about in woodwork? I'd hate t'be without mine. Holds up parts of the house. Them studs'r useful. 😉

Danimal's accoutrement IS rather effective in eliciting delighted squeals from lady 'lees. Can attest t'that from Gatherings past. Thankfully, he don't do that clickety-clickin' thing that some tongue-pierced folk do.

Biscuit, I think you're just jealous of the wiley old Danimal for conceivin' of a useful purpose for both facial fuzz and added hardware. Heh.

Still thankful for mornin' amusements brought to me by the wiley Biscuit,

dvnc

 

[BellaRisa]

Re: Studs

Belong on collars and breeding farms.

😉

..And between toes and across arches and under arms and...and...when's the next NEST again?? 😛

Bella, friend and devotee of the stud

 

[dvnc]

Heck, Biscuit, my ear piercings don't set off them airport scanners. Small individual objects don't do the trick. Gotta be large enough, and anyone wit' a tongue piercing larger than the three rings in my left ear is bound to have a speech impediment from it already.

I would, however, pay cash to see the mischief you could cause wit' a portable electro-magnet. Anyone wearin' surgical steel piercings would be very surprised, to say the least. Mind ya, first laptop carrier that caught ya with it would likely pound ya, on account of you killin' their 'puter, but art is not without risks. 😉

 

[HeBeGeeBee]

Re: This. also, is an erroneous statement...

As a man with a pierced tongue, I can say without fear of contradiction that ANY man that loves to give a woman as many, ummm, well let's just say as much pleasure as he can, should give some thought to a tongue stud. I got mine done a couple years ago as a birthday present, and BOY HOWDY, Imma tell you what! I wish I'd done this twenty years ago!

That's gotta hurt! (The piercing thing...not what you do with it afterward). I can't imagine anyone sitting around and saying to himself, "Let's see, what do I want to do today? Hey, I know...I'll go downtown and let some stranger punch a hole in my tongue!!" And what any of this has to do with caps (ball or otherwise) is beyond me...
However, I do give you credit for spelling tongue correctly. I can't tell you how many times (actually, I can...about 45,620) I have seen it spelled "tounge" on the internet. It's almost like they know there's a "u" in there someplace, but they just don't know where to put it...🙄

 

[ShiningIce]

Ill wear my hat anyway I want 😛 No wonder you're all so cranky your pants are on too tight.

 

[PBL]

Hah

I'm too young to be in GenX, so there. And as for goatee's all I can say is don't knock it 'til you've tried it. Just because you think your better than the Goat, doesn't make it so. Who chills out on the Mtns.? The Goat! Thats right. I think you need to learn a little lesson about the Tao of the Goat.

-proudly wearing his goatee

 

[Biggles of 266]

No wonder you're all so cranky your pants are on too tight.

and up so high, it'd be cutting off all circulation below the nipples.

 

[BellaRisa]

Re: First of all,

About the only earthly use I can see for a goatee is to give one something to attach velcro patches to to keep small items in place (your roach clips, guitar picks, etc...)

Other than that, it's worthless! *shakes cane*

[/B]

Um, Dude? If you're on a tickling forum and you can't think of other uses for a goatee I'm kinda concerned .

I know a good use for that cane too, besides shakin'

Bella

 

[dvnc]

I *tried* t'tell him, Bella. It's a might tool. I shaved mine, but still keep the duster for such purposes.

I can hear thousands thinking, "Huh?" Heh.

 

[ShiningIce]

I have a goatee 🙂

 

[AffectionateDan]

Re: Re: Studs

..And between toes and across arches and under arms and...and...when's the next NEST again?? 😛

Bella, friend and devotee of the stud

MAN , but I miss that woman! When's the next NEST again? LoL. Or better yet, when's the next event in or near Columbus?

Danimal, friend and devotee of Bella

 

[AffectionateDan]

Re: Re: This. also, is an erroneous statement...

That's gotta hurt! (The piercing thing...not what you do with it afterward). I can't imagine anyone sitting around and saying to himself, "Let's see, what do I want to do today? Hey, I know...I'll go downtown and let some stranger punch a hole in my tongue!!" And what any of this has to do with caps (ball or otherwise) is beyond me...
However, I do give you credit for spelling tongue correctly. I can't tell you how many times (actually, I can...about 45,620) I have seen it spelled "tounge" on the internet. It's almost like they know there's a "u" in there someplace, but they just don't know where to put it...🙄

LoL! Actually, it hurt worse WATCHING my friend that went with me getting HIS done first (I just KNEW I shoulda gone first) than it did getting mine done. I've had worse pain from getting pinched by a family member or getting a shot at the doctor's office than getting the ol' tongue pierced. Besides, even a little pain is worth the benefits! And pain is transitory, anyhow. I mean, it hurts, then it's gone. Somebody once said, "Pain is merely inexperience leaving the body". I for one stand by my belief that any one who loves to give oral pleasure to a partner ought to really think about getting it done. I swear by it. Oh, and Dave? I hate to disappoint ya, bro... I'm one of them clicketty-clickers, too. Just not alla time. Usually to make it known to someone that might be intrigued that's nearby that, Hey, that' guy's got a tongue stud. Ooooooooo And yeah! Doesn't it chap your @$$ when people don't spell-check? Sheesh!

 

[AffectionateDan]

Hee!

I *tried* t'tell him, Bella. It's a might tool. I shaved mine, but still keep the duster for such purposes.

I can hear thousands thinking, "Huh?" Heh.

Not me, though! 🙄

 

[JoBelle]

Re: Re: Re: This. also, is an erroneous statement...

LoL! Actually, it hurt worse WATCHING my friend that went with me getting HIS done first (I just KNEW I shoulda gone first) than it did getting mine done. I've had worse pain from getting pinched by a family member or getting a shot at the doctor's office than getting the ol' tongue pierced. Besides, even a little pain is worth the benefits! And pain is transitory, anyhow. I mean, it hurts, then it's gone. Somebody once said, "Pain is merely inexperience leaving the body". I for one stand by my belief that any one who loves to give oral pleasure to a partner ought to really think about getting it done. I swear by it. Oh, and Dave? I hate to disappoint ya, bro... I'm one of them clicketty-clickers, too. Just not alla time. Usually to make it known to someone that might be intrigued that's nearby that, Hey, that' guy's got a tongue stud. Ooooooooo

Indeed Danimal.
The worst pain I had was when I tried to eat my first post-pierce meal. I kept biting my tongue! Other than that, the clamp hurt worse that the needle. I'm not going to get specific about the beauty of a tongue piercing. You all have vivid imaginations. only thing Dan, ....be very careful with that clickety thing you're doing. It's a nasty habit, and it can destroy the enamel on your teeth even if done infrequently! I had a tooth that cracked from mine! OUCH!

Now, dvnc....a slave to fashion if my pants fits well enough not to be fallin' off? Come now? THAT'S a stretch~! 😛 Why not just buy something that pulls up as far as far as the bottom of your ass and leave it at that? LOL The least they could do is wear undergarments that aren't creepy if they are going to force me to see them! 😛

Then again, who am I to talk? I have a favorite outfit of long white cotton shirt, raggy-bottom jeans and a what I consider to be some very cool moccasins! LOL (Bite me buttermilkbiscuitboy)😀

Jo

 

[BellaRisa]

Re: Re: Re: Studs

MAN , but I miss that woman! When's the next NEST again? LoL. Or better yet, when's the next event in or near Columbus?

Danimal, friend and devotee of Bella

I cannot wait to see you and the other West Coast Sweeties. You know an annual spring event is good when folks are pinin' for it in January; Max, you should be a proud man

I'm a big fan of piercings, but sadly will never have one; a tongue stud would cause me to go crosseyed from trying to look at it, a bellybutton ring would be promptly removed by my toddler (OWOWOWOWOW )and as for others...when I want pain in those areas I have another baby 😛.

A few years ago I attended a BDSM convention, and had a pretty jewel temporarily sewn into my neck with dissolving surgical thread. It was beautiful and didn't hurt one bit, but my poor husband got dizzy just looking at it-which he kept doing from the corner of his eye for days 🙄 When the thread dissolved and the jewel fell out at the dinner table the man damn near fainted-ONLY time I've ever seen him squeamish, it was almost fun

Bella

 

[BellaRisa]

Re: ...

Oh, and pardon, did somebody just talk about having jewelry sewn into their flesh?
[/B]

Yup, I did-tried something new that they swore wouldn't hurt, and it didn't. It was pretty too! Only lasted about 4 days, it looked like one of those invisi-necklaces girls were wearing that year 🙂

Bella