I am sure we all know and have experienced the evils of regular telemarketers. However in recent times the intergalactic community has fallen upon a deep economic turndown. The economic crisis is do mainly to falling sales Graviton Trash Compactors as shown below.
As a result of these falling sales and severe economic troubles Hyperdimensional Telemarketers have resorted to much more aggressive methods. As a result many innocent beigns find themselves being constantly harrased to purchase the above Trash Compactors and even Nose Hair Trimmers. Being Hyperdimensional these telemarketers are almost impossible to hide from and therefore many beings simply give in and purchase whatever is being sold. The effects of these Hyperdimensional Telemarketers are now even being seen on the HyperWeb. Even the best securty software is often not adequate to warn beings of these ads though luckily in the advert captured below security features were able to detect and warn the being in question.
So what can we do. Luckily there is one way to ward off Hyperdimensional Telemarketers. Were are not sure how or why it works but it does and thats what counts. To avoid these evil beings simply stick both fingers in your ears and scream "Deedly Doo!" over and over in a high pitched voice. It may look a bit silly but its better then dealing with a Hyperdimensional Telemarketer. 😀 Thank you for your time. I am kurchatovium and I approve this silly message. 😛
