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If I was held at gunpoint to have sex with a man, I would choose Robert Downey, Jr. Well, alright. So you wouldn't have to hold me at gunpoint. I'd just have to get Vae's permission. >,>

My old self. I was no slouchie to throwing my (lack of) weight around -- I was the crazy little guy, the one that nobody wanted to fuck with because he had a tiny-man complex to overcome and wasn't willing to take shit. Situations included (but were not limited to): 1) Beating the piss out of...

I love AutoTune, and as a musician myself, I'm a dedicated user of it (or, rather, Melodyne), but not how most people would expect... As an electronic musician, I expect my music to sound over-processed. Therefore, the effects that AutoTune or Melodyne can offer really bring out the...

I'm a huge proponent of safe words. Sometimes, no matter how much we know our 'lee (or our 'ler!), there can still be inadvertent barriers crossed and times where even the pleasure in "displeasure" can be too great! Over this way, our safe word is "orange." I guess that wouldn't work if...

I was about to ask the same thing that Six did. ;) Truth be told, hearing something like that at Fells Point doesn't really surprise me. That place is wild as shit, but a lot of fun if you find the right place to go! I don't think I've ever found the right place to go.

I never once mentioned "excitement at getting to his private life"; I expressed excitement at the public getting potential access to a treasure-trove of his unpublished works. My above statement clarified that, if there is no legal protection on these unpublished works, then it certainly would...

If there's no stipulation in his will and we get to all enjoy the rampant commercialization of his continued works? Awesome! If there is a stipulation in his will for his works to be destroyed? Even better -- his wishes would be granted. But yes, of course I'm psyched he's dead! A few...

I love The Catcher in the Rye and Franny & Zooey, but I'm really psyched to hear he's dead. That just means that all those manuscripts that ridiculous bastard had been hoarding away for so long will get swiped and published, and I'll have plenty to read!

Seriously, that place was a dumpfest, including (but not limited to) the e-mail addresses. "Hey, can I e-mail you?" "Sure! Give me yours." "Oh, just [email protected]. What's yours?" "[email protected]!" (....I can't unlink that e-mail address, so I...

I've known my significant other now since I was fourteen and she was thirteen. Vae and I first met online, on an old service called Prodigy. You know you remember those old days of 56k modems, handshakenoises, annoying Internet front-ends, BBS services! We were part of a group of chatrooms...

My absolute favorite: (519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

Christ Almighty. Thank you for the correction, which was just a retarded thought-fart for me (they're both next to each other on my iPod list!). I like them both, though it's definitely Nick Cave I'm talking about -- I've always been a fan of the loungy, haunting vocals.

Thanks for clarification, Milagros! I give Tarantino props, then -- I think it takes some balls to step out and say, "I dig this," and give a flying fuck whether or not people judge you for it. I couldn't do that.

This is awesome. I've been wanting to finish out The Maxx for years. Thanks so much!

I'm going to put my hat in for Mike Patton. He did crazy years before crazy became cool with lead singers like Jimmy Urine (Mindless Self Indulgence) and Serj Tankian (System of a Down). Faith No More was just ridiculous. Outside of Patton, I'm going to also say Frankie Valli of the Four...

Can I tickle Daniel Craig, please? I'm not gay, but I'd tickle that man in an instant. Those eyes, that box-cutter-rough face, that ability to just look at a woman and say, "I'm going to fuck your brains out," and melt them into a response of, "Please, James, fuck my brains out the back of my...

Rumor has it that Tarantino has a foot fetish -- reference, with this knowledge, most of his previous movies (Pulp Fiction, in the discussion about foot massages and the close-up angles of Mia's feet when she's coming down to meet Vincent; Kill Bill when Mia--er...The Bride is manipulating the...

Bricktop? Sylar? God, you people make me feel retarded for having forgotten just how fucking awesome some of these people are (even though Sylar had me frowning for awhile, because they pulled a stint of, "Ooh, he was so hard-done-to, feel bad for him," which I hate with villains). Though who...

The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance. That gets my vote, too! Tombstone was also mentioned, which, while it was a little more recent, did indeed have a badass rendition of the Gunfight at the O.K. Corral. It seems like some of the newer westerns don't have as much charm as they did back in the...

While I don't necessarily have a tickling fetish myself (though I do think I'm being slowly converted, because I do find myself increasingly intrigued and aroused by the scenarios in which it's applied), I like to think the reaction I gave Vae was nothing more than fully accepting and...