• If you would like to get your account Verified, read this thread
  • The TMF is sponsored by Clips4sale - By supporting them, you're supporting us.
  • >>> If you cannot get into your account email me at [email protected] <<<
    Don't forget to include your username

And this is why it's bad to get drunk at a wedding...

A

Adam

1st Level Indigo Feather
Joined
Apr 16, 2001
Messages
6,115
Points
0
:facepalm:

Keep your eye on the chica in the red dress.

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/w1qDpQYMjqs&hl=en_US&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/w1qDpQYMjqs&hl=en_US&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>
 
Oh my goodness!!

If I were the bride, I'd f-ing kill her with my bare hands!!:slapfight:
 
kis123 said:
Oh my goodness!!

If I were the bride, I'd f-ing kill her with my bare hands!!:slapfight:
Click to expand...

Don't you just get a feeling that she's, like, the family black sheep or something? Yikes.
 
How can you pole dance (even drunk) to such terrible music?

there are a million reasons why you should never get drunk at a wedding.
 
That was actually pretty funny when she jumped on the pole all "woooo!" and everything just fell down.

Not so funny that the bride got a bloody nose though.
 
wow.. when I drink I never get that plastered. I would be pissed if I was the bride or groom,
 
😱 WOW! That was both hilarious and appalling at the same time! Have you guys ever watched a movie, like a Ben Stiller flick of sorts, and the main character is doing something SO EMBARRASSING that you literally have to cover your eyes so that you can hide in shame for them? Yeah... I do that, and this was one of those occasions. Holy shit, red dress. smh :sowrong:
 
I was at a wedding of a distant female cousin a few years ago where one of the bridesmaides was a total drama queen who hated the fact that her brother was getting married, so she pretended (I was later informed) to swoon during the ceremony.

She was hurried of the dais where the ceremony was taking place and put inside the reception hall with some cold water. Angry at being ignored and not having disrupted the ceremony to her satisfaction, she got into the bar, slipped away, and consumed a healthy amount of Wild Turkey.

When the reception after the ceremony was just settling in, she came in from the back where she'd been hiding and attempted to stagger to her seat only to stumble against a table for support and pulling down the chocolate fountain on top of herself.

Ah, weddings.

:redheart:
 
Why the heck do people get plastered at Weddings anyway? Isn't that what the reception is for?
 
How rude! I wonder how the girl in the red dress faired she had the whole pole fall on her. Ouch!
 
Kittentoes and I were at a wedding once where the painfully long and excruciatingly unfunny best man's speech was livened up splendidly by a 'trainwreck' among two of the other guests seated at our table. The ex-husband of the bridegroom's sister was seated next to his former wife. She had become a Hindu and was wearing a beautiful silk sari; since she'd converted from Judaism to do so I privately dubbed her 'Indira Goldberg'. Her former husband's conversion was far more dramatic- they'd divorced because in his late 50s he'd decided to become a woman and had the full chop.

But they were seated next to one another as in old times (she in her royal purple and gold sari and he in his sequinned cocktail dress and feathered pillbox hat with net veil) and were quite civil until the copious amounts of drink he'd guzzled reacted badly with all the female hormones he was taking, and he projectile-vomited all over her as Kittentoes and I leapt clear. He then staggered to his feet in five-inch stillettos and hobbled for the exit, bedewing all in his path with further regurgitated remnants of dinner. And throughout the rest of the interminable speech, we heard him retching loudly through the open windows.

Fortunately this wiped out everyone's memory of my mobile phone ringing loudly midway through the wedding vows!!!
 
Every wedding reception and quinceanera I work, there is at least 1 drunken uncle/aunt that has to be hauled off before that do something that has them punched out by their own family. It's either a small guy in boots with an extra 5 inches of wood at the tip cussing me out in Spanish cuz he thinks I don't understand (pero entiendo todos, entiendes mendes?) or a drunken aunt in a nice shiny dress who is trying her best to not move, which doesn't work cuz I'll just lift her off the ground and stiff-arm carry her outside. I've never had the pleasure of having to haul off a drunken pole dancing cutie, and never have I ever seen the epic awesomeness/tragedy that took place on that film!

Having said that, I bet the bride really regrets begging her husband and parents to have an outside reception. Indoor receptions, people: There are no bugs, restrooms are nearby, and you can't knock down the pillars by jumping on them like a possessed stripper!
 
What a disaster. 😱 Maybe the bride did strangle her afterward.
 
I swear it sounded like they were playing Middle-Eastern country music in the background.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
What's New
10/1/25
Visit Door 44 for a great selection of tickling clips!

Door 44
Live Camgirls!
Live Camgirls
Streaming Videos
streaming tickling videos on demand at the TMF!
Tickling videos on demand!
Pic of the Week
Pic of the Week
Congratulations to
*** brad1704 ***
 The winner of our weekly Trivia, held every Sunday night at 11PM EST in our Chat Room
Back
Top