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Ask a Rhino!

Skipadeedoodah said:
Promises promises...;)
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You can stutter that repeatedly afterward... You know, during the hour or three where you'll just sit in the corner hugging yourself and rocking back and forth with an expression of pure horror on your face. :justlips:
 
Well wife since this is supposed to be a question thread, I've got one for you. Why are rhinos such wieners?
 
BlackestLily said:
Well wife since this is supposed to be a question thread, I've got one for you. Why are rhinos such wieners?
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I don't think it's that rhinos are weiners exactly. I think they just have a tendency to overestimate themselves. It's quite endearing really. :wub: Like a little boy playing dress up in his daddy's clothes.
 
BlackestLily said:
Afterall, it IS just Rambi we're talking about.
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OMFG are you seriously comparing me with Rambi the short-bus rhinoceros?!? :yowzer:


Lyz, for the love of God, you've been here before... You need to show her when to start backpedaling. Srsly. Some of the ideas running through my head right now are actually starting to worry me.

...And I like it. :D
 
asutickler said:
OMFG are you seriously comparing me with Rambi the short-bus rhinoceros?!? :yowzer:


Lyz, for the love of God, you've been here before... You need to show her when to start backpedaling. Srsly. Some of the ideas running through my head right now are actually starting to worry me.

...And I like it. :D
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Backpedaling? Now? Dude, we're still like 3 months and a couple thousand miles away. You better get used to this...
 
Why does Rambi think he's more ferocious? I mean hello, rhino versus lion?

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Is that supposed to prove something? That rhino didn't do anything. He just used intimidation tactics to get the lions to back down. They were young still and didn't realize what they were capable of.

Good thing we're past all that, hm? :flex:
 
texastickler said:
Is it hard being a Rhino or does it just come naturally?
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Sometimes it can be tough. Being a rhino trapped in a human body, living in a house instead of the African plains, having to go to work instead eating grass and rolling in the mud all day... But I persevere. :D
 
asutickler said:
Sometimes it can be tough. Being a rhino trapped in a human body, living in a house instead of the African plains, having to go to work instead eating grass and rolling in the mud all day... But I persevere. :D
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You truly are a good man. How have you been my friend?
 
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