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Let's get ready to rumble....the popcorn is ready
Which element, the crazed-stalkeresque comments from the guys or the fearless women who call 'em on it?![]()
No.. it's like..
Between you & Shark.
It's hard to explain..
It's likkkee.. Mommy & Daddy are fighting. But they have this secret fighting they do..that they both like.. but in my derptitude..it looks like scary bad.. So, i kinda sit there and mix my corn and mashed potatoes together while it slowly escalates (because of course this is happening at a metaphorical dinner table) and smile that shaky smile, you know? The one where you kinda feel like crying 'cus you seriously know Daddy is gonna beat the shit out of Mommy, but you can't let them know that you are worried.
And then when it's all said and done, the 'happy noises' from the bedroom much later on sate all my worries that no one will be dying.
I was wondering the same thing, actually. Bellaaaaaaaaa? 😀
No.. it's like..
Between you & Shark.
It's hard to explain..
It's likkkee.. Mommy & Daddy are fighting. But they have this secret fighting they do..that they both like.. but in my derptitude..it looks like scary bad.. So, i kinda sit there and mix my corn and mashed potatoes together while it slowly escalates (because of course this is happening at a metaphorical dinner table) and smile that shaky smile, you know? The one where you kinda feel like crying 'cus you seriously know Daddy is gonna beat the shit out of Mommy, but you can't let them know that you are worried.
And then when it's all said and done, the 'happy noises' from the bedroom much later on sate all my worries that no one will be dying.
This may be the most fascinating description of our relationship I've ever read, I'm almost speechless and with me that's saying something 😎
They so don't want to know what I/we have in store for them. I've been plotting ALL SUMMER up to this point. Poor girls! But, they bring it on themselves.
...it will be quite a memorable experience for all...


)I can see and hear you saying this...it's cute as a button! 😉


We? All? Too many!
Plz to have Shark, Rhino, Lion and Mocha-babe only
(IFD recognizes the need for temporary separation during sessions, and doesn't get down with an audience - even each other! Pete's lucky I don't make him wear a blindfold when he spanks me)
Who the hell is Lion?
Shut it, Beard!![]()
Skippy's gonna be skippin' when I'm done! 😉
HEY HEY HEY! This is the RHINO we're speaking of here, young lady. Those would be resnorts! Get it right! 😀
Wife says "Bring it." She also says, "You better put up or shut up, cause if you don't I'll close your maw for you."
Damn wife...you're getting feisty.
Wife says "Bring it." She also says, "You better put up or shut up, cause if you don't I'll close your maw for you."
Damn wife...you're getting feisty.


Wife...I...you...
She swore.
HAHAHAHA!!! Selling each other out already and it's not even October.

I did notice that 😉 Meanwhile, am I Mocha Babe?![]()
I did notice that 😉 Meanwhile, am I Mocha Babe?![]()
No, that's Lyz's new name for me for some reason.

Meanwhile, am I Mocha Babe?![]()
Uh.. Derp. <3

The only derp question is the one you don't ask
And she just might have meant Natural or NGO2, I've learned never to presume in these threads 😎

Failing to see the point.