Common words/phrases/euphamisms that make you laugh.

[Dussicar]

This just occured to me today.

I don't know how far-spread across the North American continent this phrase is but I have, more than not, heard the lubricant WD-40 referred to as "Weasle Piss."

I don't know why, but every time I hear it, I laugh out loud. Or, at the very least, grin like there is no tomorrow.

Weasle Piss!

 

[sasaxrah]

Getting "chewed out" always makes me smile.

 

[Deleted member 66627]

Pussywillow.

Glockenspiel.

 

[Rorschach Blues]

doughnut, it's just a funny word

 

[David Presents]

Spork! Try saying it without laughing!

 

[Marquis De Sade]

Wicked Pissa.

 

[BlackestLily]

Who cut the cheese.


Back in high school in our spanish class, we kept asking the instructor how to say "Who farted?" in spanish after walking in one day to the room smelling gamey. She wouldn't tell us, so my friend decided to be clever with, "Quien corta el queso?" Ie...who cut the cheese. I still laugh when I think of it!

 

[venray]

Cockamamie

http://www.alphadictionary.com/articles/argle-bargle.html

 

[Marquis De Sade]

When used correctly - Bag of dicks.

 

[venray]

titilate

 

[venray]

pussyfoot

 

[badreligion]

Porker

 

[badreligion]

fiddlesticks

 

[4Pawz]

Who cut the cheese.


Back in high school in our spanish class, we kept asking the instructor how to say "Who farted?" in spanish after walking in one day to the room smelling gamey. She wouldn't tell us, so my friend decided to be clever with, "Quien corta el queso?" Ie...who cut the cheese. I still laugh when I think of it!

¿Quién se tiró un pedo? is who farted in Spanish lol.

The word that always makes me laugh is Rectory.....LOL it just sounds wrong.

 

[Marquis De Sade]

Pwnage.

 

[venray]

Humperdinck

Uvula

piddle

 

[Saeria]

hmm let's pull from my bag of roadrage names:

butt spelunker
fartsniffer
Mr Moron and the Brain Gang
wankermobile
well, they started out as normal words, anways.
As for funny common words, i always thought Djibouti was pretty hilarious

 

[Marquis De Sade]

Yup. Wanker's a good one. Always makes me laugh.

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

Buttocks


The word always cracks me up.


Drew

 

[badreligion]

snickerdoodle

 

[venray]

Bollocks

 

[dove]

Have your cake and eat it too! I will never get that! If you have a cake you should be able to eat it too...bad...wording...

 

[badreligion]

dickwheat

 

[chicago]

My boyfriend works the night shift downtown at this 7-Eleven on weekends and he has this very odd little character that likes to visit him and give him bootleg movies. He reminds me of the bat from "Fern Gully" that was voiced over by Robin Williams.

Anyway, he got Religulous for us to watch, but he spelled it really weird, so we now refer to it as "Rell-i-gahl-ious" and it just sounds so hilarious, I laugh each time.

 

[asutickler]

Mastication. 😀