Give us some of your favorite ''catch phrases'' that you like to use.

[FlockOfSeagulls]

I`ll start off with one of my favorites. ''It`s not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog!''

 

[Deadsea7777]

I`ll start off with one of my favorites. ''It`s not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog!''

There are a lot just a few thaqt came to my mind now:

Aquila non capit muscas=Eagles do not hunt flies

Audaces fortuna juvat=Good luck helps those you dare

Gutta cavat lapidem=The drop that makes a hole in the stone

If you are falling from a cleft, you may as well try to fly.

You manage to put arrogance and stupidity in the same package…how efficient of you.

a few more form every day:

two + two is going to give four

If small is beautiful, big is easy to handle

A fact speaks more than a thousand speeches

A grain of sand is nothing, but the beaches are made of grains of sand

No women fall for a single diamond, try a necklace of them.

Every dog bark at its own, in its own backyard.

 

[tulipangel]

"....And you look like a bucket of shit!"

(From History of the world)

 

[aun_existe_amor]

The only ones I use, which maybe aren't exactly catch phrases, well, they are MY catch phrases, are.......... "good grief" and "shitadeedoodaa" and "fuckarooney"

 

[toyou444]

In response to "how are you" - fair to middlin'

In response to "what do you know" - it takes an awfully big dog to weigh a ton

In general:

Wow...veja du!

Whatever blows your sails.

~ toyou

 

[Mz Chaos]

Lets see...
I have phrases I use a lot... But I imagine you mean more than "Bite Me," "Fuck You" and "Kiss My Ass."

I also use... (some are used from movies and some are modified to suit)
"You get what you settle for."
"Life is what you make it."
"There's no such thing as a free lunch"
"What's wrong with taking care of a man? He takes care of you."
"Smoke 'em if you got 'em."

Over used...
"Oh, I see."
"Ah."
"You gotta be shittin' me!"
"No Shit?"
"Basically..."
"The thing is..."
"Okey Dokey."
"Oh... My... Gawd!"

 

[Mastertank1]

Okay, here's a couple;

Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck!
(Who wants to fuck someone who can't take a joke?)

You never get MORE than you pay for. 😎

If the Good Lord is willin' and the creeks don't rise.

Dumb as a stump.

Ain't got the brains God promised a rock.

Groovy, man; far out! (Yeah, I'm that old.)

 

[Ronley]

Not that I use it that often

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese 😀

 

[Mz Chaos]

You never get MORE than you pay for. 😎

Jeez... how could I forget... but my version is:
"You get what you pay for."

And I noticed...
I also over use... "Holy Shit!"

 

[steph]

"It's all over but the screaming"--author unknown

Jack Nicholson as Melvin in "As Good as it Gets": "Go sell crazy someplace else, we're all full here..."

XOXO

 

[cloudgazer2k]

Here's a few of my better-known catch-phrases...
"Poopsteak!"
"Screaming Monkey!"
"Ahhh, nuts"
then you have....
"What in the bloody blue blazes?"
the always popular "d'oh!"
"Shit-a-brick"
and finally, to top off my normal use of vocabulary...
"You're such a fucking fuck, you know that?"

 

[soleshine]

Somewhere along the way, I picked up the habit of saying "Ruthless" instead of "wow". I've been told that I say it a lot.

 

[natural tickler]

Son of a shucky duck

son of a biscuit

 

[tulipangel]

OK here is one that was pointed out to me by my sister! I say "Jesus, Mary and Joseph" A LOT! Im going to hell, I know!

 

[drew70]

My own catch phrases..

"I've always said that about you."

"Oh, well...half of one, six dozen of the other."​

Favorite catch phrases from Confusious.

"Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

"Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

"Man who lives in glass house should change in basement

"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long.

"Girl who sit on jockeys lap get hot tip.

"Girl who sits on Judge's lap gets honourable discharge.

"Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.

"Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.

"Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.

"Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

"Man who run in front of car, get tired

"Man who run behind car, get exhausted

"Passionate kiss like spiders web - soon lead to undoing of fly.

"Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.

"Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

"Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

"Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

"Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

"Man who sleep in cat house by day, sleep in doghouse by night.

"Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night

"Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out

"It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

"Man who sit on tack get point

"He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

"Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts.

"Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.​

 

[Deadsea7777]

OK here is one that was pointed out to me by my sister! I say "Jesus, Mary and Joseph" A LOT! Im going to hell, I know!

Any chance to know in which boiler are you going to roast?????...just in case I am passing by....

 

[FlockOfSeagulls]

From the movie Breakfast Club, ''I don`t give a rats ass"

 

[bratgirl365]

I`ll start off with one of my favorites. ''It`s not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog!''

you'll never get a girl with that stupid line my little seagull

 

[AffectionateDan]

Some great material listed here!

LMFAO, Drew, you never fail to crack me up, dude.

Okay, some of mine...

One of my biggest ones "A little bit of common sense goes a long way"
(such a shame that so few people HAVE any these days... oughta start calling it "uncommon sense"

When I'm suddenly pissed, often "Son of a fat commie *****!" will burst outta me, unfortunately before I look around to see who I've just shocked or offended, LoL

I can't imagine there's any of you who knows me who hasn't heard me go "Ya gotta do what you're good at!", usually after I've done something obnoxious and ornery, but not necessarily. It fits so MANY occasions!

Then there's "Get a straw." or "Take a long straw.", these being abbreviated versions of something I heard in a movie years ago; "Why don't you take a long straw, and suck the $#*& outta the crack of my @$$!"... I know, grody, innit? Usually reserved for use by those who know me the best and recognize the reference.

Jeezum, going over these brings into sharp relief the fact that I can be something of a potty-mouth... imagine! ME! I know, I know, it's difficult to entertain, but I swear it's true. For instance, "Suck my mothah-f*@&in' D#@K, Gus." (the "Gus" reference is my own little homage to Eddie Murphy) Oh oh oh, and then there's one of my absolute favorites, "Well F*@K me running!" usually said in amazement. And another gem in the rough, "I don't give a flying F*@K at a rolling doughnut on a gravel driveway!" Shame on me.

Oh yeah, and somehow, during my time in the service, I picked up the habit of calling women I'm speaking to "Babygirl"... this is in no way meant as disrespectful, as those of you who've heard me say it to you can tell from the context I use it in... hell, I even say it to female family members, Mom included!

"You're such a fucking fuck, you know that?"

My son and I have adopted a version of this that I saw on a sticker in a car window once... "Fuck you, you fuckin' fuck, you!" Never fails to crack us up!

Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck!

LMAO I tend to just shorten this to "Joke 'em" since most everybody'd heard this riff.

In response to "how are you" - fair to middlin'

Hey! No jackin' my lyrics, homie! 🙄

This one, usually when something bad has happened or if I'm co-miserating with someone that has had something bad happen to them... "That sucks canal water", or if it's REALLY bad, "That sucks canal water through a mile of ass".

 

[FlockOfSeagulls]

you'll never get a girl with that stupid line my little seagull

Maria , could you BE anymore of a goober ??!!

 

[steph]

Oh these were too funny.

My own: "you can take the girl off the beach but ya can't take the beach out of the girl!" About my childhood.

And at work, again my own: "Hey, free nose job!" Always gets a snicker. In our office, there are these heavy metal doors with no glass so you can't see who you're about to take out before ya hit them!

XOXO

 

[stloldg]

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!!!!!
If it doesn’t fit you must acquit

 

[Ticklerguy4u]

I'm known to say "Riiigggghhhtt Oooonn" alot.

 

[lightninbug]

Better get a chair, this might take a while...

Meeting a nice lady:
*Whole lotta pretty goin on,
*prettier that a speckled puppy in a red wagon
*She's gotta smile you can feel in yer hip pocket
*Legs go all the way to th roof
*Lovely little swing on the back porch
*Do fries come w/ that shake?
*She's More fun than a centipede at a foot ticklin contest

Dealing w/ Idiots:
*Dumber than 4 dead hogs
*Couldn't lead starving wolves to fresh roadkill
*Not Directly on it; STUPID
*Couldn't pour piss out of a boot w/ instructions on the heel
*Couldn't count his own nuts & come up w/ the same Number twice
*Dumber than a bag of doorknobs
*Looks like some village is missin their idiot
* Gee, you're just plumb full of information, you ought to open a newspaper

Too much to Drink
*Drunker than a carload of Irishmen
*Drunker than 19 Indians
*Couldn't hit the floor w/ my hat in 3 tries
*Drunker than $900.00
*He's Piss-Limber

The Weather:
*Hotter than 2 rats F*ckin' in a wool sock
*Hotter than nickle-night at the 'Cat-House'
*Sweatin' like a ***** on Dollar-night
*Colder than a Landlord's Heart
*Blacker than a Banker's Heart
*A real Texas Turd-Floater

Feel free to use any material you need
Adios or as they say in France...Au' Resevuoir

BUG

 

[RobAce]

Tame ones I use when children are in listening distance...
Son of a biscuit eater
Gosh Dilly Darn
HOOPLA!
Fraggle This stuff
Jesus H. Christ (His middle name is Horaito....Horaito)
Hummna Hummna Hummna

When someone asks me a question I cant hear...
Who, what, when, where, why, for, whom, shall, be.

Other various phrases I use with frequency...

Oh massage chair, If we lived in Canada I would marry you.
Who put the bop in bop sha bop sha bop.
No one puts a Ram in my ram-a-lang-a-ding-dong.
Fucksickles.
Lee Iacocca you one
Bastardweaver
slimmer than most, dumber than all
since what.
raisin doodle youdle
You couldnt get what up where?
slimy grocery store hoe..(theres a story behind that one)
checkup from the neck up
wrecked up from the neck up
giggedy gadzooks
mind if I go crazy....YYYYEEEEAAARRRRGGHHHHHH!!
Why-o, why-o, why-o did I ever leave Ohio.
Mexi..can, very well I might add.
Dont drop me, I aint paid for yet.

There are a few more...but this is good for a start.

Rob