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Happy Birthday ViperGTS!

Snail Shell

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The other morning, I got a text message at 7:15am. Which is weird. I rarely get texts out of the blue and those who do text me usually know enough not to do so before 9am. Clearly, this must be important.

So I roll myself over to my nightstand, thinking someone's in trouble and that I should hustle down to the Batcave, ready for action. Flip my phone open and this is what I get:

"Dude! Sarah Palin in SO HOT! Did you see her in that tight leather jacket when she was campaigning for John McCain?! OMG!" - ViperGTS

Realizing that this really isn't important, nor is this the sort of partisan nonsense I want to hear at 7:15 on a weekday, I close my phone, roll over and got back to bed. Upon awakening about an hour later, I send Viper the following as a reply:

"I never thought I'd say this, but, dude, she's older than Ray." - Josh

The reply:

"I don't care. SHE'S. SO. HOT." - ViperGTS



Realizing that the brain surgery has been an obvious failure, I left it at that.

ViperGTS: Happy birthday. 😀

Snail Shell
 
LOL!! Wow......maybe he can get a refund.... 😛

Happy Birthday, man.....see you in a few weeks. 🙂
 
LOL! That was great Snail. Happy Birthday my friend! You are a good man!
 
Lol. xD 🙂 Happy Birthday ViperGTS! 🙂
 
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Happy Birthday man! Hope you have a blast! :toast:
 
Sorry, Snail, sometimes I forget that other people usually don't wake up as early as I do. Also, you should turn the ringer off at night if you don't want to be bothered, that's what I do.

Haha, thanks guys. I'm only 24 and I've already had two operations and my eyes are starting to go. I'M GETTIN OLD!

Fortunately, no matter how old I get, I'll never be as old as Ray.

Oh, and tickling Sarah Palin is on my bucket list, FYI. XD
 
Sorry, Snail, sometimes I forget that other people usually don't wake up as early as I do. Also, you should turn the ringer off at night if you don't want to be bothered, that's what I do.

Never a bother man. Happy Bday!

Snail Shell
 
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Happy Birthday Viper, looking forward to seeing you soon!
 
Sad thing is...I was sitting next to him the whole time...Ugh, I can't win.

I know I've said it many times over the course of the day, but Happy Birthday Love.

🙂
 
Happy 4th of July Viper :bounce:...wait :scared:...what is this thread about?
 
Realizing that the brain surgery has been an obvious failure, I left it at that.

Er- doen't the term 'Brain surgery' presuppose the existence of something which may not exist in his case?

Happy birthday anyway, Mark, and many more to come. I look forward to buying you a double Kool-Aid at NEST.
 
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