Ok, so there was a thread a while back about the new J.J. Abrams film called Star Trek, and allot of people thought it was a great movie. I came on this thread, with out having seen it, and ripped into it based on things I had read on the net about the story/plot of the film. The film itself isn't all bad. It is actually a pretty good Sci-Fi movie. However as a long time Star Trek fan it totally sucks ass as a Trek film.
1) As I have stated many times, James T. Kirk and Christopher Pike are supposed to be very close in age. Abrams can play with all the "After they implode up Vulcan" shit he wants to, but this is an established fact in the ST:U. It was stated in the episode "The Menagerie" (Part 1), and is proof that Abrams little bed buddies Kurtzman and Orci never watched an Episode in their lives.
2) Taking into consideration the fact that Jim's father wasn't there to support and encourage him to join Star Fleet I get why he turns out to be such a reckless ass hole. However the way he acts during the Kobayashi Maru test is retarded, and what happened to his "Accommodation for Original Thinking" (Star Trek II). Again everything up to the destruction of Vulcan should have gone the same for the most part. If they would have given him kudos originally then they should have given him Kudos this time
3) Making a green as grass fresh out of Star Fleet Academy a Captain of the Federations flag ship is stupid. It's like making me lead hand on on a construction job just because my predecessor had great respect for my father. It would be retarded and would never happen in any sort of military situation, and Star Fleet is (in part at least) a military group.
4)In an Episode called "Balance of Terror" it is explained that nobody in Star Fleet (or the Federation of Planets) had ever seen a Romulan, nor had the Romulans ever seen them (even after 100 years of war). Spock was surprised... well as surprised as a Vulcan can be anyway... to find out Romulans look just like his people. So how the hell did the Spock in this film know that the bad guys were an off shoot of his Vulcan blood... well probably because the guys who wrote the movie never watched an episode of the old show.... or maybe they just missed that one... and the Menagerie.
5) I have an interview with Nichelle Nicholes (whom Gene Roddenberry credited equally in Uhura's creation), and she believed Spock was a mentor to Uhura, so that part of the movie was good. The romantic interest was dumb as paint.
6) The editing in this film stunk, and the scenes were cut to fast. I am guessing this is what people were talking about when they compared it to that other movie... I can't remember what it's called... the one that looks like it was filmed with Cell Phone Camera's. I never saw that one, but I am guessing this is what they mean by it.
The best casting in the film by far, was Karl Urban as McCoy. All though to be fair to the actors none of them did a bad job with what they were given. It's just unfortunate that Kurtzman and Orci were to lazy to do a little research and get there fact straight on the back story or this could have been a I would have liked allot.
For those of you who are no doubt wondering why I would go to see this movie when I had already stated reasons why I thought it would suck. The answer is my father wanted to go, so I took him. He said he liked the movie, but that it could have been better.
I honestly believe that Kurtzman and Orci wrote what could have been a very enjoyable Sci-Fi film. Unfortunately they didn't believe in themselves enough to sell it on it's own merit and decided to use the Star Trek brand. From Kirk's stupid behavior in the Kobayashi Maru spot on ward the film gets dumber as it goes on, right to the stupid promotion of LT Green... I mean Kirk to Captain of the USS Enterprise. Don't worry though, you won't here me bitch about Abrams next two Sodomizations (not a real word but it sounds cool) of the Star Trek franchise, because I have already told the Old Man if he wants to see them he can take my mom.
"Bonk, bonk on the head J.J. Abram, bonk bonk!"
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1) What was stated in Managerie Part 1? That Romulus was going to blow up? If so, what is your problem with them blowing it up exactly?
2) how was it retarded how he acted during that test? And everything up to Vulcan should have be the same? I haven't read the other posts here so I don't know what they said, but that's stupid. THINGS CHANGED WHEN THE ROMULAN CAME BACK TO THE FUTURE!!! NOT WHEN VULCAN GOT DISTROYED. That's just stupid if you actually think that. For one thing Kirk's father didn't die orriginally. He died when the Romulans came back so from that point on things were different. And if you don't think that, I don't know you but that's kinda stupid, no offense.. and I hope no one gets mad at me for saying that. His father dying started the changing of things.
3) I do kind of agree with that. I think the writers wanted to take a short cut in getting to where Kirk runs the ship.
4) Just because they don't show it in the film doesn't mean they don't know that they're offshoots of the Vulcans. They've been fighting for 100 years, they must know something about them, shouldn't they? And actually i think they were Romulans in Enterprise, or an episode where they mentioned them and they did know some stuff about them. The one with the Romulan mine field.
5)and yes, i didn't like the romantic interest in Uhura. But taht's the only major thing I had with the movie.. I understand Kirk being different but nothing really changed for Spock, he shouldn't have had emotions for her, he didn't in the series, or movies..
6) I did not have a problem with the edition of the film.
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My views on the movie.. it was awesome. I'm not a major fan of the orriginal series even though I am a trekkie.. The orriginal series was good but The movies weren't that great, except for 4, it was awesome.. the others were just okay. I guess bc I like the new technology and how cool Next Gen was and I grew up on Next Gen, if I was alive when OTS was filmed I'd probably love it more.. but anyways..
I thought it was action packed, and it was hecka funny, especially Bones. I was soo impressed with how much he was like Bones. And the other guys did a really good job at being their roles. And i liked how Pike was not like Shatner bc Shatner bugs me.
I didn't like how they blew up Volcan. I thinkt hey should have been able to save Vulcan but I don't have a problem with how they did it. I do sort of like that they did it too and put the time traveler in it bc now they can make more movies and the time line will be shifted and so they can have all new adventues that OTS didn't have so they don't have to repeat the same stuff that way.. and I hope you read all this Slavertickler or whatever your name is lol