Muslim inflatable doll?

[sole seeker]

This joke is not PC. Shine it by if you're easily offended.



A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks the assistant for an inflatable doll.
"Would you like male or female?"
"Female, please."
"Would you like Black, or White?"
"White, please."
"Would you like Christian or Muslim?"
This question confused the man . . . and he replied, "What has the religion got to do with it? It's an inflatable doll."
"Well," explained the assistant, "The Muslim one blows itself up!"

 

[Storm_Cat]

Woahhh ....

RofLmFao ...!! 😀

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Very funny, Sole Seeker. 😀

 

[some1somewhere]

heh, funny, but very non pc.

 

[amk714]

So what does the Christian doll do, pray for forgiveness? 😛

Just kidding. Good one, SS. 😀

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Bwahaha! I feel so bad for laughing, but I canna help it.

 

[RobAce]

That was one of the funniest things I have ever read!!!

I have tears in my eyes!!

ROFLMAO!!!!

 

[some1somewhere]

So what does the Christian doll do, pray for forgiveness? 😛

Just kidding. Good one, SS. 😀

Nah, she wears a chasity belt.

 

[asutickler]

So what does the Christian doll do, pray for forgiveness? 😛

Just kidding. Good one, SS. 😀

It depends...


If the doll is Catholic, it guilts you out of having sex with it.

If the doll is Lutheran, it prays for forgiveness afterwards and all is well.

If the doll is non-demonational, it enjoys a variety of positions but doesn't judge between them.

If the doll is Baptist, it tells you that you're going to hell afterwards.

If the doll is Methodist, it enjoys being cleaned with alcohol afterwards.

If the doll is a Quaker, it must be motorized... 😀


That's all I can think of, at the moment. 😛

 

[isabeau]

It depends...


If the doll is Catholic, it guilts you out of having sex with it.

If the doll is Lutheran, it prays for forgiveness afterwards and all is well.

If the doll is non-demonational, it enjoys a variety of positions but doesn't judge between them.

If the doll is Baptist, it tells you that you're going to hell afterwards.

If the doll is Methodist, it enjoys being cleaned with alcohol afterwards.

If the doll is a Quaker, it must be motorized... 😀


That's all I can think of, at the moment. 😛

lol the Lutheran thing is soo true.

isabeau

 

[amk714]

Thanks for replying, Some1 and Asu, but I asked a rhetorical question! 😛 Good answers though. 😀

 

[steph]

Lmao!!!!

Xoxo