My Best Friend's Girl

[coldneck]

So I'm at this great party at my best friend Jeremy's huge ass house. Heated pool, hot tub, tennis court, massive outdoor patio with awesome landscaping ... the works.
It was his 30th birthday so he spared no expenses. Hired a DJ, some strippers, a grill chef, a private bartender and a sober cab for the ride home.
The food and drinks were incredible, and so was his girlfriend, Fabiola.
Drop dead gorgeous Latino with a super model's body.
I tickled her feet a little in the hot tub when she started flirting with me and couldn't believe her reaction. A lilting, feminine laugh with a little screaming in the mix. Very sexy, to say the least.
After that she started following me around, and (jokingly) started calling me her boyfriend.
Jeremy spent most of the night ogling strippers and doing tequila shots with his work buddies (he owns a high-end construction company) and I knew he wouldn't last much longer.
So I started to gather up my stuff and changed out of my swimming suit and I turn around and there's Fabiola sporting a pouty look and playfully sticking out her bottom lip.
She whispers in my ear "If you stay for another drink with me, I'll let you tickle me some more."
So guess what I did? I stayed. We drank. We smoked some killer kind bud. We started kissing like our plane was going down, and then I tickled the bejeezus out of her in their guest house on the other side of the courtyard.
She was so sexy I thought I was going to explode. Then she reached down , between my legs, and eased the seat back.

"Oooo what do we have here, cowboy? I want try something for jew", and she proceeded to give me the most mind-blowing blow job I have ever had. Ever.
I'm not quite sure what exactly she did, but I know at some point she poured some of her cold drink on Little Elvis and crushed up some of the ice cubes in her mouth and then I lost track of everything including my name.
I almost passed out from the force of my orgasm. She curled up like a kitten on me, and I crashed for about two or three hours.
I woke up just before sunrise and made a clean getaway w/o waking her. I'm pretty sure no one saw me. Almost positive.

You've been hit by, you've been struck by ... a smooth criminal. Ow!

So now I feel guilty as hell, but I can't get her, and that night out of my head.
If I tell Jeremy I'm pretty sure he'll kick my ass and never speak to me again.
I'm not sure what Fabiola will do, but I'm afraid of what she might do. She's an unpredictable, fiery bombshell.

I'm also a terrible liar, so I'm pretty sure I would choke if I ever found myself in the hot seat.
I know this sounds bad, but oh fucking man, was it ever worth it!
Any remorse I have is drowned out by her super sexiness, and that laugh. It's haunting me.

Any advice is much appreciated.
If you want to call me an asshole for what I did, I can accept that too.

 

[Tickle_Addict]

You're an asshole.

Kidding. Alcohol does that kind of stuff to you, bro. If he was oogling over strippers all night, what makes his situation any better? If he truly is your friend, then he will understand the circumstances. Y'all were drunk, high, and completely messed up. It was a just bad turn of events made by a non-sober mind.

 

[Angel_2]

My advice is to tell him, you got drunk made a huge mistake and I'm sure your sorry for what you did. Believe me it would be worse if he found out for someone else other then yourself. Shit happens, its not like you cheated on him his gf did. Just Man Up and tell the truth its the least you could do.

 

[Angel_2]

btw that's one hell of a story!

 

[coldneck]

So now I'm Bill Clinton?
I didn't do anything wrong because she gave me the blowjob of a lifetime???

btw, thanks for the replies.

 

[Tickler5150]

My opinion: empty your bank accounts, run away with the girl to Hawaii, never try to contact your friend again, and live happily ever after.
But hey, that's just me.

 

[rhiannon]

You and her will both rot in hell.

Ok, probably not, but seriously....that was the worst shit you could EVER have done! What kind of "best friend" are you? Here is my advice: tell him what you did, get the beating of your life because you sure deserve it, and deal with it that he never wants anything to do with you.

About her: she's a slut. I'd keep my hands off of her, she probably does everybody.

its not like you cheated on him his gf did

O yes, he did cheat on him! Don't believe only your partner can cheat on you! Partners change, best friends USUALLY stay forever! This is the worst betrayals that can EVER happen.

 

[socktickler86]

The girls a slut, the guys probably equally as awful. I say tell him, $10 says she's done it 10 times already (the same day).

 

[Emishticklish]

:/ Dude, not cool. I'm not perfect, hell we all make shitty mistakes- but I've been messed around with. MY Best Friend. We are no longer speaking. She and my EX GF are disgusting, cum guzzling *****s. Ever hear that saying Bros before Hoes!?

 

[stockytickler]

My advice is that THIS. NEVER. HAPPENED. From this moment on, any discussion of his blowout birthday bash was "Mind-blowing party, man. I have never been so wasted." Fabiola is covered in broken glass to you and word gets back to Best Friend Jeremy about any hijinks whatsoever you're like, "Whoa, hey man, I was pretty damn out of it myself but I remember she seemed, I dunno, a little out of it, so I think I remember putting her in bed to sleep it off."

Because so much as you might wish that you had Jesse's girl here, unless she -- in this order -- 1) leaves him and 2) comes to you -- you are going to lose two friends. If she does leave him for you, you'll just lose one. And I'll point out that she cheats on the people she's with based on the lightest of flirtations, so she doesn't sound like much of a prize to me. I mean, seriously, any woman can chew ice cubes and Altoids before giving you a blowjob, it doesn't need to be your BEST FRIEND'S GIRLFRIEND.

Let's be realistic. Unless your initial tickle adventure in the hottub was anything but the harmless flirtation it sounds like, this girl came after /you/. Was Jeremy neglecting her terribly? Of course. Was she too easily swayed? Absolutely. But if this was her first tickle experience it could've awakened a powerful attraction within her which combined with the drugs and the alcohol and whatever latent attraction she was already feeling for you before that night, it was set off like a match to a fuse.

That said, no one's judgment in this scenario was remotely good. But unless there's any possibility of pregnancy or serious STD, this was a MOMENT. A moment that has PASSED. You've got to pull yourself together. Any future Fabulosity on her part (unless and until she breaks up with him) is to be met with a polite indifference, and you have to be the most honorable friend you can be and that includes carrying your terrible secret to your grave -- unless there's some compelling reason you feel you simply /must/ break your best friend's heart.

P.S. -- You see Fabiola wandering into the guest house with anyone else, /that's/ when you tell your friend that he has a seriously shitty girlfriend, let him confront her and kick her to the curb with a resounding THUMP.

That's my advice. Your mileage may vary.

 

[rhiannon]

You see Fabiola wandering into the guest house with anyone else, /that's/ when you tell your friend that he has a seriously shitty girlfriend

You mean you would let your friend be with a slut that sleeps with anybody just so your ass is covered? How wonderful! Seriously - you fuck up, you should have the balls to admit to it! That's what makes the difference between a man and a pussy! Plus, I can guarantee you, if he rats her out for fucking another guy, she will for sure rat HIM out!

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Nah man... I'm a huge proponent of honesty and reliability, but I also truly believe all is fair in love and war; you both had a ridiculous connection which subsequently lead to an amazing experience (not to mention an incredible story), and just because of some archaic societal bullshit you feel bad now?


I'm pysched for you, man... that's some cool shit.


Don't tell him. If he finds out, admit it like a man and shrug... if you're both real friends, you'd never let a woman come between you.

 

[stockytickler]

Life isn't the Jerry Springer show where it's an hour of DRAAAAAMMAAAAA and then everyone goes back to normal. Jeremy's got a problem, and coldneck has some perspective on it. I /love/ how cut and dried that makes it for you, but no, you're right. They were all drunk, she blew him and he let her. Everyone's life should completely explode.

 

[MrPenguin86]

Wow this is a pretty crazy store. That girls a slut!

 

[rhiannon]

you both had a ridiculous connection

LOL....you mean she shamelessly fucks everybody! 🙂 Ridiculous connection my ass!

and just because of some archaic societal bullshit you feel bad now?

And he should! Seriously....there is some stuff you just DON'T DO to each other!!

 

[Angel_2]

O yes, he did cheat on him! Don't believe only your partner can cheat on you! Partners change, best friends USUALLY stay forever! This is the worst betrayals that can EVER happen.

I agree it was betrayal on this guys part, however as he said he was drinking, and I'm guessing got drunk and well if you get enough booze into a person there is no telling what they will do. Now what he did was wrong and he to some degree is at fault. He should tell his friend but I believe the girl is more at fault here, she was the one who already had a boyfriend and yet choose to do what she did with this guy. Its really a no win situation for either person the only thing that will come out of this is hurt feelings and anger.

 

[stockytickler]

You mean you would let your friend be with a slut that sleeps with anybody just so your ass is covered?

The difference is Jeremy catching her redhanded vs. hearing it secondhand, which gives everyone a chance to lie and lie and lie until even if something like the truth were to come out who would believe it anymore?

In all reality, Jeremy's been betrayed in a moment of weakness by both his best friend and his girlfriend. So far as I know, Fabiola isn't posting on this board, so I'm addressing the person who is meant to be his friend. Who, you'll recall, is the person who asked.

 

[rhiannon]

however as he said he was drinking, and I'm guessing got drunk and well if you get enough booze into a person there is no telling what they will do

Let me tell you a secret: if a guy gets so drunk that he doesn't know what he's doing anymore, he can't get it up! So that's just a sorry excuse!

He should tell his friend but I believe the girl is more at fault here, she was the one who already had a boyfriend and yet choose to do what she did with this guy.

Uh, no. They are both equally at fault. If the best friend hadn't met her before, Jeremy can't have had this girlfriend for a very long time. So the so-called best friend should have been way more loyal than a fairly new girlfriend!

The difference is Jeremy catching her redhanded vs. hearing it secondhand

Well, if the OP would just be a man and tell Jeremy what happened, there isn't a chance he'll find out later! That is the only thing that could save at least SOMETHING here! If it comes around later - all hell will break lose!

 

[mabus]

Did it really happen?

 

[BellybTickler]

Shit happens, enjoy the one time experience and move on with your life. You're only human, you're not a piece of shit, you're not an asshole, you're just human. Do it again, and yeah you're pushing it, but this one time I'd say congrats man sounds like you had one hell of a time.

 

[Libertine]

This sounds like a classic case of a girl who enjoys indulging in 'It's Not My Fault, He Was Neglecting Me' sex, which means as far as she was concerned it could have occurred with anyone reasonably presentable. That night it happened to be you. Another night it will be someone else. I suggest you bury the incident, and instead of confessing just be very sympathetic and supportive when he finds out about the next guy, because there will be one.

 

[unclebill]

I suggest you find a girlfriend, and offer her up for a one night stand with your best friend just to even things out. Kind of "tit for tat."

 

[ElFewja]

I agree with Rhia. This is the worst possible thing you could have ever done. I mean, if you pulled out a gun, murdered everyone, held her at gun point, raped her, then killed her? No, what you just did was way, way worse.

If you missed my sarcasm:

She gave you a blow job and you think that that's bad? Whatever. I think people are confusing sexual activities with sex. And I mean, that's fine, it's still not the best thing in the world, but whatever.

Honestly? From what little I know of the situation, she was probably just trying to get back at your friend, internally.

You had a good time. You should feel like shit for it. But yeah just let it go and move on.

If my girl did this to me? Alright, well, yeah it's betrayal sure, but it's not like you guys fucked twenty times in my bedroom or something. It's pretty low on a list of bad things to do, as far as I care.

*Enter flame war*

 

[Speedbump]

Rhiannon needs to get over herself. It was a fucking BLOWJOB! It's not like they fucked for hours and hours while his friend was tied in the corner and forced to watch it. Christ, they were drunk, and they got a little high and caught up in the moment. Sorry for the best friend and all, but if she cheated on him, then he's doing something wrong and isn't satisfying her.

 

[giggle-maker]

I think we might be missing the point with Rihannon. Despite the 'over-the-top' style she uses, all she really is saying is to man-up and tell his friend.

Hell, he might just reply with: "You and Fabi hit it off? Dude, did she do the icecube thing? Isn't that insane?"

After all, she was hanging around him all night joking that he was her boyfriend to all of her REAL boyfriends guests. It just might be like that. Who knows?