Hey ya'll!
Had an experience last night I'd like to share :
I've been dating this 9/10 lawyer hottie the past few weeks and she rings me up and asks me out.
"So...whatchya got in mind?"
"SHOTS! I'm about to drink you under the table and take advantage of you!"
Ok ... yeah. I'm down like a clown, Charlie Brown.
So we head to one of my fave spots, Twin Peaks, and start getting after it.
We took turns ordering: Slippery Nipples, Irish Car Bombs, Raspberry Kamis, 57 Chevys, Malibu Beachcombers...etc.
Racked up a nice little tab of $220.00 +, and I told our faux hipster slooty servant in a plaid skirt to have the check ready for me when I got back from the Mens room.
Much to my surprise, the greedy sloot wasted no time and put it on the table the second I left, and by time I got back my date had already put it on her AMEX card!
On top of paying for shots all night, she left her a 25% CASH TIP on the table and said "My turn to go ... meet you at the door, you handsome devil> Meow!"
Well, I couldn't just stand by and let this happen while our vulture servant started circling the table, salivating at the sight of ca$h ...so I did the right thing and pocketed the ca$h and put a "#notipscrew" in the tip line and bolted for the door.
Sorry, lameo trashy servant, that $55.00 is going toward my next few batches of whey protein and creatine supps!
The only one getting a "tip" tonight will be my legal counsel. Get an education and a real job like she did, so you don't have to beg for extra money.
Case DISMISSED! Next!
#moralsandethics #integrityiseverything