you know how when you see someone really pretty and you easily exclaim how he or she is the most beautiful or handsome person you've ever seen?
well, i'm standing on a line here at work, to get some pizza that had been delivered. today was a jeans casual day because a lot of office clean-up and moving has been scheduled.
when all of a sudden, SHE came round.
SHE is someone from france, who must have transferred here only this week.
she is perfect in every way possible. approximately 5'5". shapely; beautiful face and blue eyes.
naturally i look to the floor - to find the perfect toes and feet in her sandels. not a flaw to be found.
mesmerized, and like george costanza, wishing i'd never been exposed to such beauty only to feel unfulfilled, I fumble for an introductory conversation.
and here it is: "how do you say pizza, in French?"
that was my first impression to her.
disgusted, i grabbed a sausage slice and went to my office.
and by the way, its Pizza. the french call it the same.
au revoir.
well, i'm standing on a line here at work, to get some pizza that had been delivered. today was a jeans casual day because a lot of office clean-up and moving has been scheduled.
when all of a sudden, SHE came round.
SHE is someone from france, who must have transferred here only this week.
she is perfect in every way possible. approximately 5'5". shapely; beautiful face and blue eyes.
naturally i look to the floor - to find the perfect toes and feet in her sandels. not a flaw to be found.
mesmerized, and like george costanza, wishing i'd never been exposed to such beauty only to feel unfulfilled, I fumble for an introductory conversation.
and here it is: "how do you say pizza, in French?"
that was my first impression to her.
disgusted, i grabbed a sausage slice and went to my office.
and by the way, its Pizza. the french call it the same.
au revoir.
) I've got a VERY special bachelor party to throw you
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