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the Most Beautiful girl in the world

the_Baron

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you know how when you see someone really pretty and you easily exclaim how he or she is the most beautiful or handsome person you've ever seen?

well, i'm standing on a line here at work, to get some pizza that had been delivered. today was a jeans casual day because a lot of office clean-up and moving has been scheduled.

when all of a sudden, SHE came round.

SHE is someone from france, who must have transferred here only this week.

she is perfect in every way possible. approximately 5'5". shapely; beautiful face and blue eyes.

naturally i look to the floor - to find the perfect toes and feet in her sandels. not a flaw to be found.

mesmerized, and like george costanza, wishing i'd never been exposed to such beauty only to feel unfulfilled, I fumble for an introductory conversation.

and here it is: "how do you say pizza, in French?"

that was my first impression to her.

disgusted, i grabbed a sausage slice and went to my office.

and by the way, its Pizza. the french call it the same.

au revoir.
 
Ok Baron...Take a deep breath...think of something a little more creative like, "How are you adjusting to the US?" or "How about this crazy weather?"
And then look in her eyes when you speak, don't let your eyes wander to her feet during your conversation...take them in as you approach her...then concentrate on her beautiful face.
Then speak!!! what I said above or something similar, basically get her talking, she is new to the Country, she can't know about your record yet(kidding) 😉, and is probably looking for some company or someone to talk to!
Be that person!

Best of luck...and oh yeah...be yourself!
 
*practicing*

so, ya wanna fuck me with those feet?


*back to the ole drawing board*
 
Now, that's the way to start the conversation! I'm sure that'll get her attention Baron....lol.
 
PLEASE be yourself and she won't have choice but to fall in love with you like all the rest of us girls. And since I know that you're as adorable speaking French as you are English, she'll be so flattered to hear someone making the effort to communicate with her in HER language. Her head is probably spinning here! Plan B: Show her a pic of little Cookie.
:justlips:

(And you'd BETTER invite me to the frigging wedding--ya know it's the only way you'll get my sorry ass on a plane :whip: ) I've got a VERY special bachelor party to throw you😀

XOXO
 
Relax. Take a deep breath. And, be The Baron. It don't get any more complicated than that. And, you never know, she just might get a kick out of you. However, avoid all dumb lines. They don't work.
 
Baron

Knox The Hatter said:
Relax. Take a deep breath. And, be The Baron. It don't get any more complicated than that. And, you never know, she just might get a kick out of you. However, avoid all dumb lines. They don't work.
No, use the dumb lines.....they do work. Us women love silly, it's cute 😛, well ateast I like them. And, please don't invite me to the wedding....lol, but I will doggie sit! For a small fee, of course :devil:!
 
Hey Barron, don't give up

The way I do it is, if I see a girl who takes my breath away and is the most beautful girl I ever saw ,I catch my breath and come up to her and say"Hello, My name is Kyle and I just had to introduce my self and tell you ,you are a very beautful woman and I had to meet you." ,and let it go from there. I don't use any dumb,lame pickup lines,just tell her the truth and you'll come out smelling like roses,because I found women love a guy who gets right to the point and tells the truth.It's worked for me a few times and if she dosen't respond favorably then it's not worth it.

q"the ladies man" ball
 
It's Odd

Because there's a redhead at the bank, Mid 20s. I've known her since she was 18 when she worked at a bookstore. Ever since I've known her she's absolutely taken my breath away every time I've seen her. We're good friends, and all my visits to the bank turn into 30 minute chats. When I go travelling I always bring her back a gift or gifts.
Strange thing is, I've heard she wants to go out with me, I'd certainly go out with her, but neither has ever asked.
More or less I'd just prefer she go out with a younger guy.
But damn I'll admit she's about the only female I've ever personally known who can take my breath away everytime I see her.
Funny thing is, her best friend Katie works at the same bank, and she told me the other day that ever since April worked at Waldenbooks that she'd always talk about this older guy who was always so nice and kind to her and that when she'd see her after work, April would mention what a good mood I put her in everytime I'd drop in.
I just met Katie a month ago and she told me April shakes for an hour after I come in.
Strange world.

Tron
 
Re: It's Odd

Neutron said:
Because there's a redhead at the bank, Mid 20s. I've known her since she was 18 when she worked at a bookstore. Ever since I've known her she's absolutely taken my breath away every time I've seen her. We're good friends, and all my visits to the bank turn into 30 minute chats. When I go travelling I always bring her back a gift or gifts.
Strange thing is, I've heard she wants to go out with me, I'd certainly go out with her, but neither has ever asked.
More or less I'd just prefer she go out with a younger guy.
But damn I'll admit she's about the only female I've ever personally known who can take my breath away everytime I see her.
Funny thing is, her best friend Katie works at the same bank, and she told me the other day that ever since April worked at Waldenbooks that she'd always talk about this older guy who was always so nice and kind to her and that when she'd see her after work, April would mention what a good mood I put her in everytime I'd drop in.
I just met Katie a month ago and she told me April shakes for an hour after I come in.
Strange world.

Tron

Opportunity knocks few times in life...you'd best take advantage of it whilst you can. Who knows what could come of this!😉
 
such nice and interesting responses here.

steph: no wedding likely. a Baron has his responsabilities to all maidens. and you can get your sorry ass on a plane anyway! of course, i can make it even more sorry! :whip:

Bratty: if i said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? (you said you liked those lines).

i'm practicing my French. so far i know how to say "good afternoon; i need a toilet".

i'm off to say these magical words.
 
Just let "Moulin Rouge" say it all....whichever version you prefer. No really...just about the wackiest and wickedest French phrase (not that any self-respecting francophone would ever say it...)

"Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"

And the rest is history. La Fin.
 
no can do desi.

i'm hoping to save that line for a nice girl from ohio.

😉
 
You're soooooo bad. I'd have to feign ignorance as to who or what you're talking about...

Vive la difference quand meme. 😀
 
the_Baron said:
such nice and interesting responses here.

Bratty: if i said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? (you said you liked those lines).

No, I wouldn't hold it against you.....what are you talking about 😕
 
brat -

its a double enteundre. hold it against me....as in press it firmly upon my self.

😉
 
Baron

I would hold you against me anytime :devil: . You just be yourself and all will be well, cutie 😉.
 
it is a toss up between three women

Krista Allen

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Taylor StClair

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I just can't decide between the three.
 
Oops and the second picture below Taylor StClaire is Kate Beckinsale. I typed it in but it never took. Here. Kate Beckinsale.

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