The Self Referential Thread

[kurchatovium]

Nope we should arrive there shortly. 😀 😀

 

[milagros317]

I wonder if Vlad the Impaler is there. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Hmm possibly. I hear he was into body piercings. 😀 😀 😛 😛

 

[TKpervert]

yeah, he has a shop in a strip mall on 5th street in Santa Ana.
The health departments' been trying to shut him down for months now.

 

[kurchatovium]

Those full body piercing can be painful I hear. 😀 😀 😀

 

[TKpervert]

He has no repeat customers or word-of-mouth referrals.
All his customers are dead.

 

[kurchatovium]

Always a bad business practice I have found TK. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Vlad never wanted his customers to come back again, he always wanted to kill them. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Not very good customer relations. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Vlad was never a good businessman, just a blood thirsty killer. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Blood thirsty killers hardly ever make good businessmen. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

That's true, and Vlad truly did enjoy piercing people's skulls with long sharp spikes. 😀 😛

 

[TKpervert]

Vlad is no longer a worry, he's serving 3 to 5 for sales tax evasion.
The Santa Ana City Council goes ballistic when it spots a tax cheat.

 

[milagros317]

Somehow that doesn't seem sufficient punishment. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

At the very least he should be in trouble with the IRS for all eternity. 😀 😀

 

[milagros317]

Yes, the IRS is often worse than Satan was. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Very true. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I wonder how many IRS agents were in Hell when we got there? 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

I think they might have even had there own level. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Clearly, IRS agents deserve their own level in Hell. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Was probably even a really low level like 6 or 7. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

I'm sure at least as low as 7 for those creeps. 😀 😛

 

[TKpervert]

yup, five levels above lawyers, and six levels above serial killers.

 

[milagros317]

I understand that in Hell the IRS agents get audited every day. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

One of those cruelly ironic punishments I guess. 😀 😀 😛 😛