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The Self Referential Thread

Here is the list of upgrades again:

Its not too difficult. Here are the new upgrades.

First GODSENSE 10.0 has been upgraded to GODSENSE 11.0 making GODSENSE fully self aware and sentient. THE THREAD felt the upgrade was necessary as GODSENSE can now help us navigate out of here as quickly as possible as THE THREAD battles THE DARK ONE.

Second. A new techonolgy called Impossibilification: Level 8 has taken the impossibility technolgy up several levels at once. Way cool and amazing. This allows:

Impossility Drive: Level 8: The impossibility erngines on all the ships have been upgraded. At fuill throttle these puppies will travel through a whole universe in 5 minutes. An incredible speed that will rip up space and time as well so use with caution. At close to full throttle you will experinece interesting effects like seeing past event or even alternate events in your life. So dont be alarmed. We will likely need to push the drive to its limits.

NickName: SUPERSPEEDFREAK

Third and Lastly: A new technology called Hyper Yleb Matrix Insertion has been developed alowing us to make hyperdimension primordial matter and compress into a very tough material. This allows

Hyper Yleb Plate Armor: This is tougher then tough. By far the hardest toughest material in the cosmos. Can even stand a blast from a Xmas fruitcake at warp speed.

Nickname: TUFFENUFF

Hyper Yelp Hulls: All the hulls are now made out of the Hyper Yleb material giving them super stregth and super toughness. TO withstand the high accelerations and speeds we will be going.

Nickname: BACKBONE

All these upgrades are now online.
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Even more upgrades. Dont use the Lil Universe ones till absolutely necessary. 😀

A new technology called Grand Rapid Decompressive Escapade (GRDRDE) is a most spectacular find. Now unbelievably extracting more energy out of the event in a controlled manner so as not to destroy everything in the cosmos. This allows:

GRDRDE Exlposive Rockets: These monstrous size rockets take full adavtange of GRDRDE technology and put it to full use. One of these rockets can take down an average battalion. Way cool power. NickName: TITAN

GRDRDE Rapid Gattling Gun: A massive rapid fire gattling gun shooting an impressive 10000 bullets a second of the most powerful ammo in the cosmos. If whatever your shooting isnt gone after a few rounds of this gun it was never there to begin with. Nickname: MONSTER

GRDRDE Explosive Remote Programmable Mines: These mines harness utilize a powerful GRDRDE event. They can be programmed to go off at whatever time or remotely triggered, the can even be triggered by GODSENSE. Powerful fun. Nickname: GODSMITE

A new technology based on Harry's WARHAMMER's OF COSMIC DECIMATION called Yleb Matrix Insertion allows us to create and utilize material from the very primordial creation of the cosmos. This allows us to make:

Yleb Maximum Plate Armor: This is the toughest armor in the cosmos ever. Tougher then your Aunts Fruitcake even. This stuff can take multiple Dark Matter hits with out even a scratch. It is now deployed on all Armada ships and all troops armor. In addition Giant Robo and Gamera are equipped with it as well. Nickname: TuffStuff

Yleb Tipped Rapid Rockets: These massive rockets achieve super hyper light speeds and slam into their targets with hugmomongous force. You want to break stuff this is what you use. NickName: SPEEDSLAM

Yleb Tipped Gatlling Torpedoes: These are just the ticket for the away team troops. Super massive power in a light machine gun like device. Great for just destroying everything around you. Nickname: DECIMATOR

A new techonolgy called Impossibilification: Level 5 has taken the impossibility technolgy up several levels at once. Way cool and amazing. This allows:

Impossility Drive: Level 5: The impossibility erngines on all the ships have been upgraded. At fuill throttle these puppies will travel through a whole universe in 10 minutes. An incredible speed that will rip up space and time as well so use with caution.
NickName: SPEEDFREAK

The Impossibility Sniper Gun: One shot. One massive destructive blast. These new guns utilize the impossibilty technoilogy for the first time creating a massive universe ripping distortion that wreeks ultimate havoc. Nickname: WORLDRIPPER

A new technology called Time Twirling allows the creation of massive whirpools of warped time creating a massive destructive gradient on everything caught in it. This allows:

The Time Cannon: The Celestial Cannon technology is combined with the Time Twirling technology to produce these massive weapons of cosmic destruction. NickName: TIMEOUT

The Time Grenade: These tiny grenades about the size of an egg produce a massive time twirl event causing massive destruction. Use with caution. NickName: TINYTIM

Finally the Lil'Universe Technology as been controlled and casn now be utilized fully. This allows:

The Lil'Universe Flying Mine: These lil babies fly to the target and then destroy just about everything and create a nice pine scent when done. One mine can destroy a whole galaxy so clear out after deploying. NickName: LIL'TROUBLE
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Helena said:
General Helena and her troops gather for the Final Battle. :scream:
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Helena,
For this battle you will wear the floowing uniform
1) a gold metal bikini

2) a viking helmet with a broken left horn

3) blonde wig with a 4-foot long braid

4) giant electric fan to make the braid whip around you

5) squirrel tail
 
Helena said:
I have room in my vessels for lots of bunnies. :bunny:
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Excellent news Helena that is most fortunate. :yourock: The lil guys have been reproducing so we got lots of flying vorpal bunnies. Take as many as you can. 😀

😀 😛
 
kurchatovium said:
Excellent news Helena that is most fortunate. :yourock: The lil guys have been reproducing so we got lots of flying vorpal bunnies. Take as many as you can. 😀

😀 😛
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I think they are reproducing on my ships!
*Awww, cut it out!*
Hehehehehe.
 
Ok. Let me know when everyone is in position and then GODSENSE will ignite the Impossility drives. There will be a very quick acceleration which likely only get bigger and bigger so make sure you and the widdle flying vorpal bunnies are secured. This is gonna be HELLUVA ride. 😀

😀 😛
 
arion30 said:
Helena,
For this battle you will wear the floowing uniform
1) a gold metal bikini

2) a viking helmet with a broken left horn

3) blonde wig with a 4-foot long braid

4) giant electric fan to make the braid whip around you

5) squirrel tail
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I have flame retardant jammies. This isn't about looking good. This is about the powers of the universe. Thanks for your suggestion. I know...just so it doesn't go to waste, why don't you put that on, take a pic of yoursef, and break your digital camera.
 
kurchatovium said:
Ok. Let me know when everyone is in position and then GODSENSE will ignite the Impossility drives. There will be a very quick acceleration which likely only get bigger and bigger so make sure you and the widdle flying vorpal bunnies are secured. This is gonna be HELLUVA ride. 😀

😀 😛
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All of my ships are in position, Kurch. 😀 😛
 
General Helena and troops in position for takeoff.

Helena to Kurch: On your mark, my Lord.
 
kurchatovium said:
Ok. Let me know when everyone is in position and then GODSENSE will ignite the Impossility drives. There will be a very quick acceleration which likely only get bigger and bigger so make sure you and the widdle flying vorpal bunnies are secured. This is gonna be HELLUVA ride. 😀

😀 😛
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In position! 😀
 
Helena said:
I have flame retardant jammies. This isn't about looking good. This is about the powers of the universe. Thanks for your suggestion. I know...just so it doesn't go to waste, why don't you put that on, take a pic of yoursef, and break your digital camera.
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been there done that broke 4 cameras so far.
 
Excellent. 😀

*Orders GODSENSE to begin countdown to activate the Impossiblity drive*

GODSENSE 11.0: Aye Commander kurch. Impossibility drive activation in 60 seconds. Please make sure all crew are secure. Initial settings are at 1/100th power corresponding to light speed initially. This is best setting as to not stress ships hulls too much Commander.

kurch: Excellent GODSESNE activate program Running Down A Dream

GODSENSE: Program activated

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*kurch grabs a widdle baby flying vorpal bunny and puts him safely in his Dreams Of The Prophet Robe.*

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GODSENSE 11.0 Impossibilty Drive engaging in 10 Seconds

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GODSENSE 11.0:

IGNITION 1/100th THRUST!!!

*The massive Impossibility drives ignite and the Armada rockets out of its position and tremendous speed. Time and space already warping around the ships*

HERE WE GO EVERYONE. HOLD ON TIGHT.

:wowzer:
 
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