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The Self Referential Thread

*my troops and I fire a 5th huge salvo from the MONSTER weapon at the PORTAL FIENDS*

That was a great hit, THE THREAD. :yayzorz:
😀 😛

PORTAL FIENDS are down to about half of what they were. Keep up the attacks everyone.

GODSENSE says acceleration to 1/90th of Impossibility drives potential will take place in 60 seconds. 😱

😀 😛
 
Meanwhile:

*THE DARK ONE blasts THE THREAD with pure ANNIHILATION ENERGY in a powerful stream the size of a large galaxy. 😱 THE THREAD is knocked back and suffers slight damage.*

*THE THREAD blasts back with a several large galaxy shaped objects composed of pure RAINBOW like energy. The object of a glimmering beauty and hit and do decent damage to THE DARK ONE. Space time start to warp as the battle increase in intensity.*

😀 😛
 
*continues firing at the PORTAL FIENDS*

Great work hun.

*kurch casts a new spell of GRANDEST CREATOR'S COSMIC CALAMITY and a barrage of massive sun sized objects made of pure primordial creation energy blast out at the PORTAL FIENDS doing good damage*

😀 😛
 
*Somehow is here despite not being here earlier* I'm hungry; time to eat! 😀

*Calling upon old magics, long lost to time, HDS turns a swath of PORTAL FIENDS into sliced bread and jam, with which he then makes toast and eats*
 
Great work hun.

*kurch casts a new spell of GRANDEST CREATOR'S COSMIC CALAMITY and a barrage of massive sun sized objects made of pure primordial creation energy blast out at the PORTAL FIENDS doing good damage*

😀 😛

Thanks.

*continues firing at the PORTAL FIENDS*
 
*Somehow is here despite not being here earlier* I'm hungry; time to eat! 😀

*Calling upon old magics, long lost to time, HDS turns a swath of PORTAL FIENDS into sliced bread and jam, with which he then makes toast and eats*

Oooooo most excellent assist my friend. :bowing: Hope they dont give you indigestion. 😀 😛

*GODSENSE 11.0 accelerates the Armada too 1/90th speed of the full potential of The Impossibility Drives.*

*The Armada rockets even faster now. Space and time are warping more as the view from the windows starts to get more bizarre.*

😀 😛
 
Oooooo most excellent assist my friend. :bowing: Hope they dont give you indigestion. 😀 😛
I'm liable to get indigestion from the wackiness we're seeing at these speeds than this scrumptious PORTAL FIEND toast. 😀

*HDS plants himself on the outside hull of ship at the front of the Armada and dusts off his Death Ray Eyes to vaporize approaching PORTAL FIENDS*
 
I'm liable to get indigestion from the wackiness we're seeing at these speeds than this scrumptious PORTAL FIEND toast. 😀

*HDS plants himself on the outside hull of ship at the front of the Armada and dusts off his Death Ray Eyes to vaporize approaching PORTAL FIENDS*

*Offers HDS some HyperDramamine to ease any indigestion resulting from the very high speeds. 😛 *

*kurch casts another spell of CREATOR's TIME SLOW to make HDS's vaporizing a bit easier. 😛 *

😀 😛
 
*Offers HDS some HyperDramamine to ease any indigestion resulting from the very high speeds. 😛 *

*kurch casts another spell of CREATOR's TIME SLOW to make HDS's vaporizing a bit easier. 😛 *

😀 😛
*Downs medication* Hopefully, I won't get sleepy with this stuff. My aim stinks as it is. Fortunately, these PORTAL FIENDS cluster so conveniently that even if I miss the center I still wipe out tons. 😀

*HDS continues firing his DREs at the crowds of nasties, vaporizing scores*

There has to be a more efficient way to rid ourselves of all these foes. Such a bother. *HDS turns another crowd of PORTAL FIENDS into chocolates with old magic* Anyone up for chocolate truffles? 😀
 
*Downs medication* Hopefully, I won't get sleepy with this stuff. My aim stinks as it is. Fortunately, these PORTAL FIENDS cluster so conveniently that even if I miss the center I still wipe out tons. 😀

*HDS continues firing his DREs at the crowds of nasties, vaporizing scores*

There has to be a more efficient way to rid ourselves of all these foes. Such a bother. *HDS turns another crowd of PORTAL FIENDS into chocolates with old magic* Anyone up for chocolate truffles? 😀

Ooooooooo chocolate. :happyhop: I would love to try some chocolatized demons. 🙂 Nothing like some energy type food during a battle. 😛

*kurch casts another spell of GRANDEST CREATOR's COSMIC CALAMITY and a barrage of star sized primordial energy spheres bombard the PORTAL DEMONS*

😀 😛
 
Meanwhile.....

*THE DARK ONE blast the thread with a barrage of nebula composed entirely of primordial dark energies these knock THE THREAD back and do a bit of damage*

*THE THREAD retiiliates by blasting THE DARK ONE with a massive barrage of super galaxy sized objects composed of almost pure RAINBOW energy. These knock THE DARK ONE back and do decent damage.*

😀 😛
 
Ooooooooo chocolate. :happyhop: I would love to try some chocolatized demons. 🙂 Nothing like some energy type food during a battle. 😛

*kurch casts another spell of GRANDEST CREATOR's COSMIC CALAMITY and a barrage of star sized primordial energy spheres bombard the PORTAL DEMONS*

😀 😛

*continues to fire at the PORTAL DEMONS*
 
Good to see folks enjoy the chocolates! I find chocolatized demons have a flavor unlike any other candy. 😀

*Summoning a memory of an forgotten realm, HDS conjures a connection to a dimension of extreme cold in the midst of a crowd of demons. The connection opens, instantly freezing large swaths of demons completely solid, before closing moments later.*

Someone fire a volley at those frozen buggers and they'll shatter into lovely pieces. 😀 *HDS passes some more chocolates to rockshock28 and the Kurchman.*
 
I eat them with satisfactory, then help take down the frozen demons. Proud to be a new soldier.
 
Good to see folks enjoy the chocolates! I find chocolatized demons have a flavor unlike any other candy. 😀

*Summoning a memory of an forgotten realm, HDS conjures a connection to a dimension of extreme cold in the midst of a crowd of demons. The connection opens, instantly freezing large swaths of demons completely solid, before closing moments later.*

Someone fire a volley at those frozen buggers and they'll shatter into lovely pieces. 😀 *HDS passes some more chocolates to rockshock28 and the Kurchman.*

It is indeed a quite unique flavor. I could easily get use to it. :bounce: :happyhop:

*kurch obliges his good friend and casts another spell CREATOR's COSMIC CALAMITY shattering the thousands and thousands of frozen PORTAL DEMONS.*

😀 😛
 
It's great to join. I bring my agility and specialized sword, Jailbreak.

I continue to destroy all the frozen demons with Jailbreak, while eating the chocolate. Very tasty, but are probably very unhealthy.
 
Alas, HDS must retire for the evening. I leave the good fight to you good folks, but I leave a present! *Hands a old and dusty box to the Kurchman* This is so old I've forgotten what it does myself, but I know it will be useful in this fight. Use it and smite the unholy!

*HDS retires to a quiet dimension to sleep, dragging some unfortunate demons through the portal he created so he can feed them to the ravenous beasts that dwell between worlds on his way home.*
 
Says goodbye to a fellow soldier, then starts scanning the area for any other dangerous creatures. Got a bit of a stomach issue from the chocolates, but nothing major.
 
Good to see folks enjoy the chocolates! I find chocolatized demons have a flavor unlike any other candy. 😀

*Summoning a memory of an forgotten realm, HDS conjures a connection to a dimension of extreme cold in the midst of a crowd of demons. The connection opens, instantly freezing large swaths of demons completely solid, before closing moments later.*

Someone fire a volley at those frozen buggers and they'll shatter into lovely pieces. 😀 *HDS passes some more chocolates to rockshock28 and the Kurchman.*

*throws fireballs at the frozen demons*
 
It's great to join. I bring my agility and specialized sword.

Excellent my friend. Always great to have a new member to the Armada. I will add you to our Armada Messaging System. Its sends you a pm whenever something cool is going to happen like exploration or a battle.

I am sensing there might be more demons coming probably the teleport type so they will try to infiltrate the ship. Feel free to kill as many as you like. 😀
😛

Alas, HDS must retire for the evening. I leave the good fight to you good folks, but I leave a present! *Hands a old and dusty box to the Kurchman* This is so old I've forgotten what it does myself, but I know it will be useful in this fight. Use it and smite the unholy!

*HDS retires to a quiet dimension to sleep, dragging some unfortunate demons through the portal he created so he can feed them to the ravenous beasts that dwell between worlds on his way home.*

*takes the box from HDS.*

Thank you my good friend. :bowing: I will use it wisely.

Always a pleasure to have you on board. 😀

Good Night HDS. Take care. Peace and wuv to you. 😀 :wub: :bunny: 😀
 
Gets a notification to join the Armada Messaging System. I accept, and continue to lurk further.
 
Gets a notification to join the Armada Messaging System. I accept, and continue to lurk further.

Great. :bounce:

GODSENSE (the Armada's computer and security system) is detecting about a 100 Teleport Fiends. These are most ruthless demons I am sending you their coordinates. Take assitance from whatever crew you need and eliminate them all.

*sends rockshock the Teleport demons coordinates.*

😀 😛
 
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